Hare: Virgin Slim
End of Tagore Drive
The Circle:
So, what did we think of that for a run? “Good run!” – Where was the run? Never mind where is the onon!
Tell us about your on on. At the coffee shop.
Next week’s run: – Near the British Club. Hares – Shoe Shopper and Wet Patch. Onon – at the Sports Bar at the British Club.
New Members: well really returning members – Leg Over and Bit on the Side.
Virgins: Janet and David “Did they enjoy the run?” – “What run?”
Visitors: Jig a Jig, Turbo, Penile Extension, Crit, Stiffler, Stiff.
Returness: – Mother Mary and Dirty Hacker (who was beaten by a woman, but Dirty Hacker did admit “It happens every day!” – ahh! Bless!).
Dick & Tits: No tits and no dick – Jack Off is holding on to it!
Lipstick: No lipstick as there were no naughty boys as nobody knew where the front was. But Boo was called in basically because he is always a naughty boy!
Awards – none.
AOB
Ugly Bum is upset with an associate member “Handbag” because he brought two virgins with him, but he didn’t tell them anything about the hash. They would have done a bit better as they run Bush Camps, going 25 km a day, but Handbag made them do the hash in their shower sandals!!!! Bad boy Handbag!
Hooray charged Sybil and Big Head in for dancing when they finished the run – “Here’s to the Hooter Girls”.
Slocum saw someone running with spikes and they still had the price tag on – “On in Crit!”
Jack Off called Big Head and Dances with Curbs in for wearing the t-shirt with Boo doing 100s of runs off trail, because tonight Boo was actually on trail! Well, as much as anyone could!
Not Tonight saw Janet on the trail having a bit of a hard time hashing in her sandals, but Father Anus was there as her knight in shining armour, offering his bended knee as a step to help her climb onto a huge fallen tree. Good old Father Anus, what would we do without him!
FCB reminded everyone of the rain in Oz and called Shoe Shopper in as her car was about to be washed away. She has three options, 1) Watch it go, 2) Try and get in it and 3) Go to the pub. Which would she choose? The guy in question let the tyres down!! “Here’s to physical teachers ….”
Ad Nausium let everyone know that Virginia Slim is going to make up for tonight’s cock up by setting the Kampong Hash on Saturday.
Sybil called someone in for already breaking their New Year’s resolution. Apparently, Virgin Slim had said he was going to get a new car and a new girlfriend.
Slocum had to call Shoe Shopper in for saying to him “I’ll show you yours if you show me mine!” And apparently Shoe Shopper is a natural blonde!
Shoe Shopper gave Jig a Jig a charge for slagging off Australians (What’s wrong with that?).
Boo gave a charge but Shaggy missed it as he was starting to fall asleep!
Stiffy charged Ad Nausium who had bought a couple of $1 parking coupons off him, but when Stiffy saw Ad Nausium’s car he had only used 3 50cent coupons! So where are the $1 coupons??? Why is he storing up $1 coupons? Does he know something we don’t?
On on on.
Scribed by Wet Brazilian.