The ‘Aussie Day’ Run
Cock Radio, Maggot, Sneaky Comer and the Aussies.
The Run
Being actually Australia Day, the Aussies tried to add true authenticity to the occasion by trying to replicate the Australian flood disaster. Some serious rain during the afternoon led to a lot of water lying around, causing sandbagging around the beer truck to be considered. Stiffy, helpful as ever, messaged the Hares in the afternoon questioning if we had an ark ready to be launched at the top of Bukit Timah Hill.
Some clever last minute remarking of trail by the Hares. Out the front gates for a loop back into Bukit Browne via Lornie Rd. Trail wound through the cemetery tracks before some bush bashing down into the stream, which was looking more like the swollen Murray River back in Oz.
A bit of road running, past the new stables and down towards Mt. Pleasant Rd to re enter the cemetery. Some bush bashing to emerge onto the home trail, only to encounter 2 obstacles to slow things down. The first was a massive tree that had crashed across the trail. The second was far more serious – a Lethal Weapon Drink Stop. Extremely lethal combination of vodka and guava.
Beer Cooler freebies with pink Harriet’s logo and the famous boxing kangaroo.
Next week’s run: Chinese New Year Eve Run. Pepys Rd.
Lipstick: Ad Nauseum, again, Hooray and Stiff. All proclaimed their innocence. Stiff cheddar lads, wear it. Shoe Shopper had a little difficulty getting it up for them – the lipstick stick that is.
Visitors: STFU, (and if he doesn’t soon, someone will do it for him), Stiff, King Lear, and possibly others. Why were they born so beautiful………
Virgins: Jackie (not to be confused with Jack Off, who is certainly no virgin). Shopper asked if it was painful for her, she replied the moisture and wetness was rather pleasant.
2 virgin walkers from Brisbane (definitely not virgin drinkers) who thought they were still in Brisbane judging by all the water.
The Tits: Father Anus has forgotten what Tits are. But it seems a few other people are forgetful.
Jack Off forgot her 5 fingered shoes.
Ad Nauseum borrowed his flip flops 2 years ago and has just returned them. Along with an umbrella and the flip flops again, he gets the Tits.
The Dick -Hand Bag has a few candidates.
Boo for laughing at people
The Hares for being Aussies.
Himself for having a drink in each hand in all his Jakarta photos.
Shoe Shopper for trying to put his beer cooler down his shorts.
Keep the Dick!
Awards – none
AOB
· Stiff tells how Shoe Shopper told the boys they should hurry up and get their clothes off as the Circle was starting soon.
· Mr. Potato Head was told by Wet Brazilian that she was going to be very wet tonight.
· Sneaky Comer heard Lethal Weapon asking Cock Radio to give her a hand with her box.
· Stiffy saw Open To The Floor walking to the Hash in the rain. And who drove right past without offering a lift? Loose Change.
· Shoe Shopper was asked by Open To The Floor what was the best way to drive from New Zealand to Tasmania. Perhaps consulting an atlas first would be a good idea.
· Stiffy charged Kamala, Dances With Kerbs and Zipp for overlooking Indian National Day.
· Zipp pointed out a shooting star to Jack Off.
· Ugly Bum charged Stiff for calling Thaipusam ‘Thai Pussy.’
· Mother’s Tongue showed Stiff a picture and asked him what it reminded him off. ‘Pussy.’ Was the reply. She showed him 6 more pictures and each time he gave the same reply ‘Pussy.’ Obviously did not have to be Thai Pussy.
· ‘Shooting Star.’ was called.
· Kan Not Can gave the Robbie Burns Run a plug.
He then picks out some randy random males for leaving their female partners behind and asks them why.
‘Bullsh#t, bullsh#t ….’ Drowns him out.
On on to Mr. Hoe’s meat pies.
Scribed by Cock Radio.