Run Report #1973 13/4/2011

The ‘AGM’ Run

Hares: Shoe Shopper, Committee & friends.

Mt. Sinai Rise

On On; On site at the House of Shoe Shopper, Lenny’s chicken and salmon in filo pastry, salads and other delights.

ANOTHER GENTLE REMINDER – SUBS ARE NOW DUE. PLEASE PAY TO SINGAPORN OR WET PET. The new Hash Cash! And now would be a good time to check the hareline for runs you are/should be setting J

The Run

At 6.05, the soon to be ex GM tells us to form a Circle. You would think by now she would know how to say ‘Gather round.’ And that she would know what time a 6.00 run starts.

Down the canal to the junction of Clementi and Ulu Pandan. Overhead bridge into the jungle? Nope, back we come, up the road 200 meteres only to cross back again at the lights. Along the back of a fence line which I had not seen before – is there such a thing as a virgin fence?

Into the jungle and onto what looked like a nice path. Nope, too nice, back out to Old Holland Rd.

Shaggy Dick 2 found trail next to the Malay Railway Line, and drew a line that no one could cross till he got a woman. Little did he know that Kan The Kobra and a posse of other walking gals were hiding behind a bush 10 metres in front of him. On On!

Through the streets and out to Holland Rd. Interesting. Across Holland Rd and into a side street. More interesting. Stuck behind Stiff and Rob With Knob talking about being in debt. Not so interesting, so I put on a burst of speed, overtake them and thus got out of debt.

A remote little drain leads us to a bigger drain where there is a Circle Check. Very interseting. I checked the drain through the tunnel. Extremely interesting. Especially the little steps planted at regular intervals which were impossible to see in the dark. A virgin tunnel?

I discovered paper in the drain the other side of the tunnel. On on Need a woman was the call, and we got Twin Towers. A rather draining run for the next 5 minutes, but luckily we had Twin Towers to entertain us.

The end of the drain delivered us into the Grove Rd area. Wherever the f#*k is that, I thought. Circle Check.

My checking led me to the canal, that is the big big canal that leads back to the beer wagon. And so to the tune of ‘Take me home, Country Road:’

‘Take me home,

Urban Drain,

To the place I belong,

Carlsberg Beer,

Full of cheer,

Take me home,

Urban Drain.’

So direct to home I went, accompanied by Heath, while the rest of the Pack floundered around looking for trail.

Anyway, everyone was back, by a variety of routes, for a drink in an hour or less.

The Circle: For the last time, Shoe Shopper calls ‘Form a Circle,’ and for one last time no one takes any notice of her.

Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? Good run, get a new Committee, very draining.

Tell us about your On On: Lenny’s chicken and salmon feast, free for members, drinks thrown in. Great run!

Next week’s run: Sneaky Comer and Cock Radio confer in the Circle and decide that Bukit Browne will do. Anzac Run. Shaggy Dick 2 immediately draws attention to the irony of having the Anzac Run in a cemetery. Mmm. We will gravely think about this.

Visitors / Returnees: Yep there were. Apart from Rob The Knob, I can’t remember who else.

Virgins: Virgin drain?

Lipstick: Cock Radio, Boo, Heath, Rob The Knob.

Tits: Despite my notes saying that Wet Brazilian got the Tits last week, it is Zipp that comes in with a pair and commences her charge in Bahasa. Apa?

Anyway, she saw a male Hasher lifting up his top during the run and flashing his tits. Stiff. And Stiffener takes them for him while he continues his phone call.

Dick: Father Anus, but he has not arrived yet, so he still has his hand on it.

Awards – Tiger Lily, 100 runs and she puts it on, but without taking off anything. Aww fudge.

ANNUAL AWARDS: congratulations to nominees and winners:

On on to the AGM go the girls, while the boys stay and have a beer and came up with the following;

Scribed by Cock Radio.

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE‏

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That’s Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).

(8) Whatever: Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!

(9) Don’t worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to # 3.