Down the Hill and Up Again, and Again, and Again
Hares: Slippery Bum & Two Jugs.
Where: Vigilante Drive
On On: 99 South Buona Vista Kitchen
The Run
I don’t have a clue, sorry. The first T-check screwed me, searching for trail I found the in-trail, searched down the stairs, by the time I got back everyone was gone. I didn’t check back through the run site because no-one sets back checks through the run site, right? Anyway, I am reliably(?) told that the run went back through the run site, down the road, and left on South Buona Vista to a rather nasty T-check. Then right back up the hill, into the bike trail, then over to Science Park, down into Normanton Park, and then somehow over to Hortpark and back into Kent Ridge. Phew. Glad I didn’t have to run it. I noted a few other short-cutters who skipped the last bit, not to mention Hooray out on Jalan Mat Jambol, nowhere near any trail markings, as usual.
The Circle: Ah, it must be school holidays again. The crowd is thin, GM missing in action (note to club, must stop electing School Teachers as GM’s if we ever want them to show up. They do, after all, have 34 weeks of holiday each year, or something like that). Anyway, Deep Throat steps up to run the circle, remembering along the way that it isn’t Friday so we don’t need a mystery whip.
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? “Not enough roads, not enough hills”, the other usual comments; the hares are rewarded with Good Run. They get two down downs since Two Jugs is a virgin hare.
Tell us about your On On: 99 South Buona Vista kitchen.
Next week’s run: “Read your newsletter”. Actually we have heard since from Father Anus, will be at carpark B, Dairy Farm Road (near the corner).
Visitors / Returnees: Welcome Belcher, Liz, Bagless 2, Krit, Veggie Queen, Vibrator, Who the F^&k is Christine, YBF. Welcome back to Posh Duck, and a very special welcome back to Sherpa.
Virgins: nope, they don’t like hills.
Lipstick: Vibrator by a nose, and Wet Patch (self confessed).
Tits: Stiff has two candidates:
· Posh Duck – as Stiff was running with him, stated that this run was “so hilly lah”. Ummm, yes, it is Vigilante Drive!
· Two Jugs – when briefing us on the run, warned us not to get distracted by the tape across the bike tracks. A bit hard when you made us cross over/under it about 14 times.
Posh Duck gets the tits by strong acclamation.
Dick: A Dickless run again.
Awards – None, tonight!
Hash Farewell – Sticky Ring is off to New York – serenaded with “New York, New York”.
AOB:
· Stiff says some people like getting lipstick. Vibrator is a case in point, he was heard to remark that it was easy to get lipstick with Tiger Lily absent.
· Slocum wants Maggot in the circle for being so nervous about getting lipstick, he took a woman with him to go checking.
· Shoe Shopper was talking to Jasmine and Bagless 2 over by the tank after the run. Heading off to get changed, SS said “see you in a couple of weeks” to Jasmine, to which Bagless responded “yep, see you then”. “Umm, aren’t you coming to the circle?” “Yes”. “Ok, well see you in 10 minutes then”. Here’s to the forgetful one.
· Belcher noted that Krit was unusually slow tonight, normally he is up near the front of the pack. The issue? He had four tarts for lunch.
· Ad Nauseum reminds the circle of the 2000th run in October. The Harriets are storing wine for the occasion, and need a secret location. The answer is Ad Nauseum’s office, the only issue being he has an office full of piss-artists. So what to do? Answer, park the wine in the office of the only person he trusts, a devout Muslim lady who won’t drink it. On in Zipp for her choice of secure storage.
· Wet Patch has a complaint about his bride to be. While away on holiday, they went bike riding and SS was leaving Wet Patch in the dust, while Wet Patch manfully ported all their gear (sounds of bullshit, bullshit). And then tonight, SS was again leaving him in the dust. Shouldn’t she be looking after me, he complains? SS gets a drink.
· Shoe Shopper gets immediate revenge. She is on holiday but is happy to drive Wet Patch to work, pick him up again, etc. Today he asks “can you pick me up before hash”. “Yes, did you pack your hash bag”. “No”, is the answer, “but I trust you to do that for me”. Give him a drink.
· Wet Patch calls for some moral support from married men who think he isn’t a MCP.
· Sneaky Comer reminds the circle that last week, Stiff got in trouble for not learning from life’s experiences. Obviously Wet Patch has not read his newsletter, since he clearly hasn’t learnt from his, if he expects his wife to look after him.
· Deep Throat asks why do we come to hash? To drink, of course. Not Posh Duck though, he comes to the hash to eat. So give him a drink.
· Slocum noted that Vibrator came into the circle in support of Wet Patch earlier. “Are you married, he asks”.
· Belcher has already told us he hates dishonesty. When Boo is short-cutting on trail, he always yells “short-cutting”, so we know. But Slocum? No, he was short-cutting, but chose to hide it by yelling “ar you?”
· Shoe Shopper noted a returnee when arriving at the run. To Wet Patch “gee that looks like Sherpa”. Wet Patch “yes it does look like Sherpa”. So let’s have Sherpa in for a drink as a look-a-like for Sherpa.
· Deep Throat charges Shoe Shopper for a blonde moment.
On on to 99 South Buona Vista kitchen. Great food, two tables.
Scribed by Sneaky Comer.