Hares: Ugly Bum & Ad Nauseum
Where: Turf City
On On: Red Lantern
The Run
The boys are away so there are no run reports. When Cock Radio, Shaggy Dick Too and Sneaky Comer get back, no doubt they will have some fun with this.
The Circle: Circle was called together by Forced Entry, our GM tonight.
Crikey, what did we think of that for a run? Not bad for a run seeing that it is set by 2 old fogies (shouted Boo) …Yes it was a good run as agreed by all.
Tell us about your on on: Red Lantern.
Next week’s run: Sengkang Riverside Park.
Visitors / Returnees: Ayam Zinking, Bagless2, Krit, Goody Bag, Jurassic Dick.
Slime interrupted guest’s down down shouting that no shirt is allowed in the circle tonight…Goody Bag our guest says “Sorry, Not Tonight” but Not Tonight then attempt to take her shirt off….and the crowd shouted……..!!!!
New Member: Posh Duck (ed: not Porch Duck, what were you drinking Deep Throat???). The crowd didn’t approve, but the Treasurer, who is also the GM tonight had already collected his money so we are stuck with him ….Welcome Posh Duck and give him a note!
Virgins: none.
Lipstick: for the Naughty boys: Krit (he defended himself by saying he had been sucked.!???).
Tits: absent with Shoe Shopper.
Dick: absent with Sybil.
Awards – None, tonight!
AOB:
· Fat Crashing Bastard: Cheap Talk is dangerous. Lethal Weapon was chatting on the run and had a disastrous accident and hit her head but she did not remember……????
· Handbag to Boo who recognized the wrong arse! He thought it was Goody Bag’s but it was Handbag’s! (You need new glasses boo!)
· Slocum to Ugly Bum for giving too much intimate details about her sex life. Apparently Ad Nauseum was not hard enough!
· Jack Off calls in the Lady Hare, Ugly Bum. Apparently she was using the wrong kind of cream as it was not Ad Nauseum’s fault that he was not hard enough.
· Boo to Ad Nauseum for having verbal diarrhea last Wednesday! Ad Nauseum was shouting obscenity as he ran through the business district.
· GM Forced Entry to Twin Towers for keeping falling over throughout the run.
· Not Tonight: She had not been feeling herself???? Oops, I forgot who she charged. But it was someone who refused to do the rope crossing! (sorry lah!).
· Fat Crashing Bastard wants to know who apart from Slocum, Stiffy, Boo and Ad Nauseum are the 16 others that applied for the recently set up club known as: Obedient wives Clubs” in Singapore.
· Wet Pet to Blood Shit for being saying he rather be with a woman with rubber legs than a dizzy blond.
· Ugly Bum to Wet Pet, Twin Towers, Lethal Weapon. She thought Ad Nauseum and herself had set a very nice run but at the sight of the warning of “Beware of Wild Boars”, all these ladies were interested in was to ask her to give their phone numbers to any wild boars she comes across on the run.
· Goody Bag hadn’t being to the hash for a while and she is shocked to spot a new tight arse besides hers…Down Down to Double Back.
· Deep Throat: I think Good Bag is missing showing her arse off…. The crowd became silent except for Boo “No Lah, he shouted” and at that Goody Bag came back in the circle and ……..(If you were there…you know what happened then…) [Ed’s husband: pictures please].
· Kan Not Kan to Handbag, Vibrator and Krit for their sartorial elegance. Handbag and Krit are considered too well dressed in their Miri Ball Breaker T-Shirts…they came in under 9 hours …… Vibrator was missing at this point…he came in under hours!
· Hooray did a charge but I cant read my own writing…too much wine! ..sorry!
· Slocum to Jackoff for asking if Sartorial Elegance is 3 words.
· Loose Change to Stiffy for not letting Vibrator Crap???
And with that, it’s On on to the Red Lantern.
Scribed by Deep Throat.