Hares: Kan the Kobra & Virginia Slim
Where: Sengkang Riverside Park
On On: Koufu Coffee Shop
The Run
Ed: So who really hared this run? Virginia Slim seems to have been heavily involved, and the facebook photos suggest this was a genuine slim run. Who else? Kan the Kobra or Kannot Kan? Neither seemed particularly dirty from the photos so someone who was there will have to cough up some info….
The Circle: Glad to have our GM Wet Brazilian back but she has become funny. She called for the circle, have the scribe sat under the light but decided to move the circle.
Crikey, what did we think of that for a run? The hare announce that they wish to have a lucky draw – prize is Kan not Kan so the crowd decided not to go for it.
Tell us about your on on: Koufu Restaurant.
Next week’s run: National Day Run. Hares: Mad Chinaman, Quickie & Father Anus, and on on will be on site.
Virgins: Beverly.
Visitors / Returnees: Vibrator, Belcher and I-pooped.
Lipstick: for the Naughty boys: Vibrator, he claimed he was first! Ad Nauseum, Hooray & Boo.
Tits: were with Shoe Shopper, where are they now???
Dick: was with Sybil, where is it now???
Awards – None, tonight!
AOB:
· Ugly Bum to Deep Throat for mixing the balls and boars in the last newsletter.
· GM to Stiffy: For bringing his blur sotong aka the kite into the circle.
· GM to Croc Hunter and I-pooped for disrespecting the GM (he serve I-pooped first!)
· Deep Throat to GM for not wanting to stand on the grass with her Fxxk me shoes.
· Deep Throat to Mother’s Tongue & Croc Hunter. Mother’s Tongue for asking her to try on some of her new stock and when she fell over, Croc Hunter couldn’t stop laughing!
· Ugly Bum to Vibrator for announcing that he got a rash.
· GM to Jack Off: On seeing the GM, her best greeting was : Shoot! You are back!
· GM to Ad Nauseum for telling the GM that she has put on some weight!
Well, there were a lot more charges but some of the notes went missing! Sorry!
Can the scribes please take back this job…I can’t cope lah!
On on on!
Scribed by Deep Throat.