The ‘Far North’Run.
Hares: Suzee Wong, Loose Change and Virginia Slim.
Where: The Landing, Sembawang
On On; The Landing –a la carte.
The Run
The Hares are back and are looking rather wet. Loose Change mutters something about being up to her chest in slime, Suzee Wong has a rather untidy bottom, and Slim is full of slime.
Down the road we go, and despite the Hares instructions to turn right, Tiger Lily observes the left turn only arrow and goes left. Across to the canal we headed, but not yet. A T Check took us back to the lawn growing fields. ‘Keep off the grass.’ was the call, and almost all law abiding citizens did. However, Slowcum relived his American hippy days and took full advantage of the copious amount of grass that was on offer. Maybe it was his molded toe slipper runners that allowed him to float across the smooth surface.
Some shiggy and bush bashing, eventually emerging onto the connector path at the canal. On over was the call, and the Hares had thoughtfully placed a rope for us to climb the wall on the other side. Unfortunately, Hooray had got their first and placed it out of reach for Tiger Lily to grab.
A bit track running on the other side with the usual Checks before recrossing the Canal at the Fire Station. Through the Fields and scrub before making it to the drink stop further up the canal.
Good run Hares, thank you.
The Circle: Commences late as the GM and On Sec were having a meeting behind the beer wagon.
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? Too dry, not enough slime. Nice run was declared, and Suzee Wong finally forced herself away from the vodka container.
Tell us about your On On: Out to the Causeway, turn around and come back and it’s just across the road here at The Landing. Pre order food and free beer (most people short cutted).
Next week’s run: Wet Family Run (virgin wetness) with Wet & N Wild, Wet Brazilian, Wet Pet & Wet Patch. Jalan Gaharu, Top of Mayfair Park. Mr.Ho on site curry.
Visitors / Returnees: Wonder Off, Trash, Phony Dick, Holdem, Foldem, ipood, Knobby Boy Scout, Ayam Zinking.
Virgins: Plenty of virgins in Sembawang, Nessa and Allison.
GM business:
The GM tells us about her cups, not sure what size they are but she told us to hang onto them. Ok, whatever you say. Sneaky was straight in for holding Wet N Wilds cups.
GM informs us that Subs are overdue, so pay up you tight arses.
And a message from Posh Nash, there is a vacancy on the Hareline for September. (Posh Nash has not been seen since June, she now does the Hareline by correspondence).
2000 Run coming up – please get registration forms on line – coming soon assures Sneaky Comer (after holding W&W’s cups, not sure what he means is coming?). [Note from Webmaster: thanks for all the helpful suggestions that I should create an online registration function; particularly from those who haven’t bothered to get a logon to the web site yet to take advantage of all the other work already done. Download the forms, print them, fill them in, bring them to the run. Thanks.]
Lipstick: Overlooked by the GM.
Tits: I don’t recall this happening either. [Ed: Ayam Zinking has the tits. Note to Harriets; if you want to see the tits on a regular basis then don’t give them to visitors J].
Dick: Nor the Dick (did I miss something? Was it the effects of the Vodka?). [Ed: nope, Father Anus still has them. After many months of having it in his car, we finally got the Dick back only for someone to give it to him again a week later. Good choice (Father Anus is working his ass out if you hadn’t heard and is struggling to get to the hash, perhaps we will see it again in another six months].
Awards – Zilch
AOB:
· Sneaky Comer charges Ugly Bum for complaining about Committee Members missing in action lately – well, as she has voting rights, what are you complaining about when you vote teachers onto the Committee. We all know they are overpaid, underworked and have too many holidays.
· The GM then remembers that she overlooked the Lippy.Hooray, Vibrator, Stiff and yours truly. All worthy recipients no doubt.
· Suzee Wong charged Virginia Slim for giving her a short cut when setting the run which resulted in her trudging an extra 3 kms. And Loose Change cops a serve for complaining about the lack of alcohol in the drink. 2 litres of extra strength vodka is not enough for her.
· Loose Change complains that all Virginia Slim wants to do on a recee is stop for a beer.
And then when he made her cross the canal with water up to her chest, a passerby shouted ‘Ah Aunty, you sure you want to do that huh?’
· Hand Bag reckons Tiger Lily deserves the Tits as she was calling ‘Falsey, falsey’ on a Check.
· Stiffy is not scared of asking the hard question, but I’m not too sure what it is was (obviously enough vodka in the drink) -something to do with Belcher commenting ‘What does that matter?’ in reference to a comment about it being low tide when we went in.
· Ugly Bum is very very very impressed. Religion is coming to the Harriets. Last week we ran from behind a Church, this week from in front of a Church. Let’s try inside a Church next week, and why not a Mosque the following for Hari Raya. And looking ahead, we will book a stable for the Christmas Run and a Cave for Easter. Halleluiah, Praise the Lord. More of that spiritual water please.
· Fat Crashing Bastard, in reference to the Spiritual Water that causes Jack Off to see shooting stars, asks how do we know the stars are going in the right direction? Now that is perhaps the hard question Stiffy was after. Why is not Jack Off using the compass on her new I Phone? Because it does not work. So why did you buy the phone? Feng shui. Should help when you are lost.
· Kan Not Can has a ditty for Slim, and recalls that he clearly stated that he was never setting another run. But it only took 2 lovely young virgins to draw him out of retirement. An appropriate song for Slim was then sung by KNC.
· Stiff is not happy for receiving Lippy because he was helping Ugly Bum at the time. So where was Ad Nauseum to help out his darling wife in her time of need? He really is the meanest.
· Suzee Wong has F Me Shoes for the GM.
· Kamala is in, and proceeds to make herself even sexier than she normally is. She then calls in 2 studs, and ends up with Vibrator, Hand Bag and Kan Not Can. Could be a slight counting problem here. So who was the male to carry her to safety? Vibrator it was who offered Kamala a piggy back. Our Hero.
· The GM is wondering if it was because of Vibrator’s piggy back offer to Kamala that he literally fell – from exhaustion?- at her feet later on.
· Hand Bag charged the GM for saying that she is hot when she runs.
· The GM charged Gypsy and Slowcum for spending ½ an hour trying to get the compass on Jack Off’s i phone to work so she can check if the shooting stars are going in the correct direction. Sneaky Comer made a comment on what make of phone it probably was.
· Zipp finishes off with a remarkable observation – we had a great vodka/cranberry drink stop but Jack Off has not said a word at the Circle. Probably too busy worrying if the shooting stars are going in the right direction.
On on to the Landing a la carte
Scribed by Cock Radio.
This week’s Chinese Proverb
Passionate kiss like spider’s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.