The ‘Wet Family’Run.
Hares: Wet Pet, Wet Brazilian, Wet Patch.
Where: Jalan Gaharu
On On: Mr Ho Curry.
The Circle:
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? There were several comments. Some say it was too wet, too many hares, great drink stop. ..actually they liked it…Good run!.
Tell us about your On On: On Site, Mr Ho.
Next week’s run: Camel Humper’s Run @ Bukit Timah Railway Station (now owned by Singapore).
Visitors / Returnees: Trash, Phoney Dick, Vibrator, Belcher, Veggie Queen, Stiff, Knobby Boy Scout, Nut Scratcher, 1pood.
Virgins: None.
Lipstick: Knobby Boy Scout, Hooray (as always) Ipood –of course (as Sybil dragged him into the circle).
Tits: On vacation. [Ed: Ayam Zinking has the tits].
Dick: On vacation. [Ed. Father Anus has the dick].
Awards – Zilch
AOB:
· Fat Crashing Bastard: Wet Patch for trying to put us in jail by giving us iffy instructions like : To go into the tunnel as it will get tighter and darker as you go along.
· Vibrator to the fast running ladies Posh Nash & Lethal Weapon …but only because they went the wrong way.
· GM Wet Brazilian to her co hares, not Wet Pet but Wet Patch for being unsatisfied with the way she & Wet Pet set the run. Apparently, she & Wet Pet laid paper on the wrong side !
· Fat Crashing Bastard to Twin Towers for cooking Portuguese Cock Curry, chocolate as dessert nothing afterwards.
· Lose Change: She lost her car. To all the people who not to pick up the icy cold bottle of water for shower.
· Hooray to Lose Change for having a blonde moment
· Jack Off to Veggie Queen for doing her marketing on the run. To Belcher for not giving her enough money for groceries.
· Sybil: (The circle immediately sat down) Big Head and Ipood for falling inside the tunnel.
· Fat Crashing Bastard: Boo look alike Big Head. Boo said it is so easy to set a run with Too Easy because she tells you where to go. But Too Easy is not really like that.
· Mother’s Tongue begins her charge with a fashion parade and then charge Ipood and Nut Scratcher for being gentlemen. They pulled her into the water!
· GM charge her co-hare Wet Patch for having wet patches …
· Shoe Shopper to Wet Pet : Shoe Shopper said she is sorry she can’t make it to the run but Wet Pet said, “Not to worry, there are many other ladies she can make wet.
On on to Mr Ho
Scribed by Deep Throat.