The Twin Towers Birthday Run.
Hares: Twin Towers & Comes Quietly
Where: Jalan Gaharu, top of Mayfair Park.
On On: The Red Lantern
The Run
‘What time does a 6 o’clock run start?’ was the call. Ah, the ladies are back in charge. The Hare gave us a bit of a clue on the general area the run may take when she said it was all laid on paper.
Down the grass hill, across the drain and up the other side. I stopped at the drain, and by the time I had untied my shoelace and tied it back up, Wet Patch was calling Circle Check. Into the tunnel under the PIE I went to check. Half way through I stumbled and nearly fell, so I turned to call ‘Trip’ to those behind me only to find no one had bothered to follow me into the depths of darkness. However, I could make out the silloute of Stiff standing at the tunnel entrance laughing his head off. Bastard!
Finally I emerged from the other end of the tunnel to find a bulldozed mud pile next to the stream and fallen trees. And on the fallen trees was paper. You bloody bewdy, I don’t have to go all the way back through the tunnel. Suffer in your jocks Stiff!!
Trash was first lady through the tunnel. Despite her shoes already saturated from the tunnel, she decided to avoid the stream and, taking what use to be a grassy embankment, sunk up to her thighs in thick mud and stuck there. Despite my frantic efforts to free her, which some depraved, or jealous, people viewed as poorly disguised groping on a helpless female, it took my finest pulling efforts to eventually release Trash and allow her to run free like the wind again.
Still ahead of most of the pack, along the stream we went. Trash was not running free like the wind for long. As we bent under one of numerous tree branches, she clutched her back and called ‘Too old.’
Finally Tiger takes the lead, and finds the next T Check out on the Durian Loop, just in time for me and Trash to go the other way and find trail. Tiger then eventually passes again, just in time for her to find T Check out on Jalan Chantek in time for me and Trash to take the other fork in the Durian Trail and find paper. Bewdiful! This is smart running.
With Trash leading the way again, and me hot on her bum, so to speak, it was almost a complete loop of the Durian Loop to finally emerge at Rifle Range Rd. By this stage, Tiger Lily had taken the lead again, and of course found the next T Check.
Into jungle the other side of the road, we plodded our way up Mt. Rifle, half way down Mt. Rifle, back up Mt Rifle, along the ridge of Mt. Rifle, across the Mt.Rifle escarpment, down into Mt Rifle Gully, up to the summit of bloody Mt. Rifle, and finally left Mt Rifle at the pipeline that heads to Dairy Farm Rd.
Skirting the Nature Reserve, it was a long stretch back to home, but not before a T Check stuffed most people up!
The Circle:
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? A memorable run. Well done, thanks.
Tell us about your On On: Red Lantern.
Next week’s run: Dempsey, car park behind St George’s Church. Singaporn, Posh Nash, Lethal Weapon.
Visitors / Returnees: Stiff, Rob The Knob from Colombo, Princess of the Sloth, Trash, Dripping Wet, Tim, iPood, Bagless 2, Trevor, Herr Zipp, Pubic Zipp.
Welcome all.
Virgins: Nope
Tits:Not sure who got them, but it was for taking a short cut home because she had sand in her shoes!
Dick: Deep Throat forgot she had the Dick. Strange!
Awards – nope
AOB:
· The GM was asked for a kiss by Stiffy, but when she asked him for a sip of his 100+, he told her no, it will spread germs!
· Stiffy has pressed his nice button, and thanks all the organisers for a great 2000th Run, declaring it a fantastic celebration, and one of the best he has ever been to. Thanks everyone concerned.
· GM realises we forgot to thank Posh Duck for booking the British Club for us.
· Hooray gives the Scorpios a Happy Birthday note.
· Not Tonight has noticed a spate of Hash accidents recently. Shaggy Dick Too for dislocating his shoulder after a fall on a Bukit Browne grave, Posh Duck did not see that a glass door had been closed, smacked into and bounced off – right onto his BBQ, creating an instant roast duck, Fat Crashing Bastard for getting injured tonight at the first obstacle, and Too Easy for dislocating her elbow after falling down her stairs. (Scribe – I have a very sore foot from sand in my shoe)
· Hand Bag got Not Tonight back in, seeing that she is a physio, is she being kept too busy?
· The GM is worried. Not being at last week’s Halloween Run, a Committee member rang her and told her what a great job the men had done in running the Circle and how much fun it was. Cock Radio charged for chasing after the GM’s position.
· Herr Zipp was drained at the beginning of the run, and got left behind at the tunnel. For the rest of the run he only found 1 piece of paper and charges the Hares for being too efficient in cleaning up the trail after them.
· Kan Not Kan charged the Hares and Posh Duck for directing Kan the Kobra right instead of left somewhere over on Rifle Range Rd, leading to some extra distance being covered by the Kobra. This charge was interrupted by 2 kids on bikes riding through the Circle who Kan Not Kan thought of scolding for interrupting his charge, until he saw the very big guy on a bike riding behind them. Ok, step aside!
· Stiffy charged yours truly as 6 months ago I suggested we have a memorial run at Kranji for Remembrance Day, falling on Friday 11/11/11. Not only did I not do a recee, he claims I also upset NEA by applying for permission, which was refused, and now I have pulled up with a lame foot and can’t even set the run. Yeah, but it’s the thought that counts.
· Dances With Kerbs saw Sybil chatting up a young man on the trail, but must have flittered her eyebrows too much and promptly fell flat on her face. How to impress a man!
· The GM complains of poor singing tonight, and so Rob the Knob offers to give us some lessons. ‘Carlsberg is the beer for me,’ was sung, followed by the Hash Prayer. Beautiful.
· Wet N Wild did a charge on Wet N Ready and her friend – something about shearing a drink. Kiwis can play rugby, but they sure speak funny huh. So if they shear their drinks, does that mean that they share their sheep?
· The GM was offered warm water to shower with. How nice of Croc Hunter. Now we are all looking forward to a warm shower next week. The only thing is, what did he do to the water to make it warm?
· Sybil is still after a young man and gets Trevor to tell us about Movember, where men grow a mo to raise money for men’s health.
· Hooray gives the Monday men’s Hash a plug for their 50th year anniversary.
And on that note, it’s on on on.
Scribed by Cock Radio