Birthday Run
Hares: Deep Throat, Malfunktion, Ugly Bum & Ad Nauseum
Where: Dairy Farm Road Car Park B
On On: On site, Cottage Pies & Veggies by Malfunktion
The Circle
What did we think about the run? Yes, a good run.
Tell us about your On On: On site: Cottage Pies & Veggies by Malfunktion.
Next week’s run: Mr Potato Head @ Jalan Kampong Chantek. On On at Red Lantern.
Visitors: Philippa, Knickerless, CunniLicker, Chicken Shit, Strapless, Bagless 2, Nutcracker & Woodbridge.
Virgins: None.
New Members: Herr Zip & Public Zip. Welcome back!
Lipstick: Bagless 2, Mr Potato Head and special virgin lipstick for Hooray.
Dick: Stiffy to Loose Change for doing a head plunge on the run. She needs a crash helmet!
Tits: Tits are in Ugly Bum’s car but belong to King Lear. On behalf of King Lear, Ugly Bum gave it to HandBag for saying that the reason why Loose Change did the head plunge is because she is top heavy !
GM Charge: Did the GM give an award last week? Best looking who? Gypsy apparently put it in the newsletter but the GM didn’t give that award away! [Ed: good to know that at least the GM reads the newsletter].
AOB:
· Wet Pet to Stiffy for leading her other half astray last week! Or was it went astray with Stiffy??
· Not Tonight to Fat Crashing Bastard (one of Stiffy’s boyfriends). He was heard asking Stiffy what was happening to his cigarette lighter, it kept popping up!
· Ugly Bum to Fat Crashing Bastard, Stiffy and Virginia Slim who stood next to her and discussed how their willies got out of hand.
· HandBag to Virginia Slim: HandBag rang Deep Throat about the on-on and was really looking forward to the Cottage Pies until he arrived at the run site and saw Virginia Slim ‘s body…it turned him off!
· HandBag to Stiffy: for Bullshitting, for blaming the hares….etc…
· Stiffy to Nut Cracker and Woodbridge for arguing whether it was cottage pie we were having or Scottish Pie for the on on.
· Herr Zip to Strapless & Zipp for getting the wrong holiday???
· Deep Throat to CunniLicker : A carry on charge for his forgetfulness on New Year’s eve. He forgot to zip up!
· Jack off to Malfunktion and CunniLicker for being lookalike….was it the colour of their hair or their T-shirt??
· GM to Malfunktion the missing hare on the run!
· GM to Philippa : When asked why she brought had a pair of binoculars on the run. She answered that had it so that she will can run in front of everyone!
On on on.
Scribed by Deep Throat.