The ‘Four Play’ Run
End of Rifle Range Rd.
Shoe Shopper & Sneaky Comer
14/4/10
The Run
Shoe Shopper described the run as ‘Being on two ply paper to start with, but as we get nearer the end we were to look out for four play, I mean four ply,’ as she hurriedly tried to correct herself. Obviously Wet Patch is away again, and her mind is elsewhere!
So off we set, looking forward to the four play before reaching the climax of the run.
Down the pipeline trail, and it was Ugly Bum, who had arrived late and had in front with 10 eager males behind do a quick u turn panting in her ear.
‘Why are so men following an Ugly Bum?’ shouted Boo.
Finally Ugly Bum could stand the heat no more, so as the trail went left into the jungle, she gladly handed her front spot to none other than Cock Tease. No need to call on on with Cock Tease in front, just follow her shrieks and squeals. Well the run in the jungle was short as it looped around and we emerged back out onto the pipeline trail again where we found who in the lead again? Yes, Ugly Bum, who had short – cut straight on.
At the next jungle trail into the right, Ugly Bum gave up her position to Legolas, and we got into some serious trail running. Circle Checks in the middle of nowhere kept runners guessing and the pack together, apart from Ugly Bum who was still going out on the pipe line trail, and the GM who was mysteriously nowhere to be seen.
At one stage on a Circle Check, Boo was heard calling ‘Need a woman,’ but as we ran to him it turned out his paper was not paper at all– sort of a ‘premature four play’ I guess.
Lovely jungle trails and Circles continued until we emerged onto a recognized National Parks Trail and headed left – to a T of course. Back the other way to the lookout tower for a Circle. ‘Check up the Tower’ someone called and Cock Tease nearly did.
Eventually it was back into the jungle, and soon lots of vine trips, thorns, and after yesterday’s rain – shiggy and streams. Mr. Potato Head broke the Wednesday record for the number of trips in a 200 metre stretch – 15. Congratulations!
Finally it was into a stream that took us all the way back to the car park.
Crikey, what did we think of that for a run? Too much four play, too much monkeying around. Well done, thanks Hares.
Stiffy’s Hash Maths. Toy Boy tried to tell us that we only travelled 2 kms tonight, a little hard to believe. His apprentice, Maggot, gave us a more convincing reading of about 4.3kms. Stiffy then realised he had a measurement in miles.
Tell us about your on on mate. Red Lantern.
Well what about next week? Stiffy and the Brits Welsh Scots English for the St George’s Day Run. Vigilante Drive, top of Kent Ridge Park to take in all the English places of interest. Should be a short run.
Virgins: – nope
Visitors, returnees and other misfits: Trash, Posh Duck, Vibrator, Mike, Cock Tease, Carol, Knobby Boy Scout, and possibly a few other odd bods.
New Member – nope
Lippy – Boo, Kan Not Can, and Maggot, who is rather reluctant, claiming he has to go to his in – laws later.
The Tits – Big Head is wearing them proudly and she seems rather sad having to give up her endowment. 5 minutes into the run, she came across a Harriet who was doing some pole dancing with a tree, sliding up and down it and twirling round and round to eventually end on the ground lying on her back. Well done Not Tonight, next venue for you can be Orchard Towers.
The next candidate was Fat Crashing Bastard who had a nipple slip moment, possibly due to a medication complication.
Once again I forgot to write down who got the Tits. It is very unlike me to take my eyes off a good set of Tits, what is going on?
The Dick – Great Balls of Fire was running with Knobby Boy Scout who took a good stumbling trip on a vine. On letting out a cry of surprise, along with a few swear words, a runner who was 20 metres ahead was then prompted to turn and give a belated call of ‘trip.’ Well done Cock Radio, better late than never.
Having arrived late, Great Balls was a bit behind the pack and doing his best to catch up. Hooray was a great help – Hooray sent him into the jungle and made him do the loop that came back out onto the Pipeline Track in the early part of the run. Nice guy! The king of short cutting won’t even let a late comer short cut to catch up. And the winner is – Hooray
Awards- nope.
AOB
· Cock Radio has done some research on the award nominations and found:
Run 1893 Shaggy Dick and Royal Tit at Blackmore was run in cloudless skies with not a drop of rain in sight. It is nominated for the wettest run.
Harriet’s Hero: spot the odd one out in the nominations- Sneaky Comer, Cock Radio, Virginia Slim, Father Anus, Shoe Shopper.
And finally, for the best drink stop, Run 1921 Aussies and Kiwis, Mayfair Park. Well, tonight is actually Run 1921! It should have been Run 1910 The Aussie Day Run at Mayfair Park.!
Give the GM a note!
· Fat Crashing Bastard has a four play charge. He commented that Twin Towers was running particularly well at the moment, actually running the full trail and not walking along short cuts. She proudly said that Comes Quietly is training her (that’s a new way of putting it) and she goes for runs with him and jacks off. Well I guess you can do that on a training run, as long as it doesn’t get the heart rate up too much.
· Malfunktion gives a reminder of the Kampong Run this Saturday (which will have already gone by the time you get this)
· All night, the GM has been questioning people if they were on the run tonight because she didn’t see them. Shoe Shopper gives us the reason why. When Shopper asked how she managed to keep her feet dry, the GM actually admitted to her ‘I don’t like running in the jungle so I just walked up the pipeline and back.’ Shame on the GM!
· Kamala starts off with ‘I have real story to tell you,’ and immediately everyone takes a seat. Maggot and Mike even had premium seating as they sat in Maggot’s car with the doors open. Dances With Kerbs and the regular back pack were told by the Hare that ‘if you are too tired then you can go back this way.’ Which they did. Except they had Bloodshit with them who proceeded to stuff up their short cut by taking them the wrong way.
· Ugly Bum arrived a bit late, missed the Hares instructions and found herself leading the pack after getting advice from Shaggy Dick 2. She was then given advice from Mr. Potato Head as he pressured her up the pipline trail and told her to get a move on. Finally Cock Tease rescued her, but Mr. Potato Head still kept on at her after the run. Ugly Bum then reminded him that the women are always right on a Wednesday night and to pull his head in.
· Given the intense thunder storms that have been arriving like clockwork every afternoon lately, the Hares were well prepared. Cock Radio displays a kick board he found in the back of Shoe Shoppers car.
· Sneaky Comer had an Anzac charge but I can’t read my notes.
· Mr. Potato Head said he went to the kangaroo bar and was charged $18 for a pint of VB. He mentioned that if the Aussies had charged like that at Gallipoli they would have won the battle! The Aussies and Kiwi are brought in, and Waltzing Matilda is sung, causing the Kiwi GM to immediately retreat.
· Cock Radio then brought in British Colonel Stiff for putting the Aussies and Kiwis on the wrong beach at Gallipoli. Probably had their map upside down.
· The GM then suggested that Colonel Stiff should have used his GPS.
· Kan Not Can gets in Mr. Potato Head, Stiff and Vibrator for a mangled history charge, but KNC manages to make a mangled cock up of the charge and lost me!
· April 28 – AGM- Seletar – Mr. Ho.
· Shaggy Dick 2 has a little one. Fat Crashing Bastard was noticed being just a little too relaxed and comfortable- wearing the Tits and leaning back on the bonnet of a car like a swim suit model.
· FCB then informed us that he had to wear the Tits home on his bike.
On on On on to the Red Lantern
Scribed by Cock Radio.