The “French Retreat”
Run.
Hares: Singaporn and Lost Marbles
Where: Blackmore Drive
On On: Red Lantern
The Run: “Good drink stop” says the scribe. [Ed: mmm, is that a statement on the quality of the run or just that Cock Radio and Sneaky Comer weren't there to write a longer version? Only those who were there can say….]
The Circle:
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? Good drink stop. Thanks hares.
Tell us about your On On:
Red Lantern, with Frogs Legs, Bouillabaisse, Lepan, and other French delicacies (not).
Next week’s run: 12.12.12 celebration run by Hooray. Fort Canning car park opposite YMCA. There will be a special 12.12.12 gift from the Harriets.
Lippy: Shirley Temple, Boo, Stiff, and Stiffy. There will always be lipstick as long as there is Boo.
Big Head reminded the GM that the visitor from NY is being disrespectful by talking to Too Easy too much. As necessary, the two were given a down down for taking too much. The visitor from NY’s hash name is “Party Cock is in my mouth tonight”
But I will refer to him as AH.
Visitors / Returnees:
Probably, not recorded. We know Stiff was there.
New Member: nope.
Virgins: nope.
How lucky can one person get as Stiff parades into the circle with both. The Dick on his head and Tits on his breast. The big quandary is which is first the dick or the tits.
Dick:
The dick wins and fat crashing bastard is called into the circle. Now Stiff was injured on the previous hash and as a result could not run the 21K in Ankor Wat. FCB is also an injured hasher but whined about it on the whole 20k run of the hash. He gets the Dick.
Tits: Now for the Tits. Stiff thinks that women and directions is an oxymoron. At 6th avenue and the hares direct him to the drink stop which was not correct as he ended up running through JB and still could not find drink stop, and who is directionally challenged? Lost Marbles gets the tits as Singaporn is going missing in action to Australia.
Awards –
no
Farewell –
Singaporn. As a send-off to Singaporn Wet Pet adorns her with surfer duds which includes shorts that she doesn’t zipper/snap so are falling down to revel a beautiful g-string.
A gift of flowers is presented from the hash to our long time Harriet Singaporn with tons of good luck and good bye wishes.
AOB:
- In his usual pacing FCB called Singaporn into the circle and questioned why she was going Australia. Was it possibly because of a recent survey that recently exposed the fact that the French sperm count was down by 1/3 and Australian sperm are known for swimming very well.
- Not Tonight called in Father Anus to reprimand him for not sharing his daughter’s marriage. Indie Anus has finally hooked a man and congrats was given by the circle with lots of Indie laughter.
- Ugly Bum posed the problem with associate members. Ad Nausium is charged with not listening to this Harriett.
- GM charged Not Tonight with stopping at car while she was splashing and almost naked and chit chatting, really. What to do?
- AH, you know who is from earlier on, wants to take a photo of the gathering. GM tells him that he has to be nice and bounces her boobs in front of him. She reminds him that he called us “old hashers” and gives him a down down.
- FCB has another f__king charge. Car verses woman. Charges Stiff with running after a car to stop Stiffner but it was not the right car (Sorry cannot give away Dick so fast)
- Sybil is not content to leave Stiff alone. After his injury last week which ended his pursuit of a great 21k run, pulls up a chair for him and tries to comfort him after her sitting on his leg last week added to his pain.
- GM breaks in with a charge for Stiff who started running on home with the NY hasher and bushwhacked through the shaggy which led the visitor astray.
- Sorry about this one it’s a communication issue.
- Not Tonight saw Lethal Weapon running to squat in the trees. There happened to be a biker in the area who was trying to chat her up. When he saw her he was so scared away he burned rubber on his take off.
- Gypsy called the visitor, or AH of PCITM, on being an old cow as his jacket was a stupid vest that looked like a cow.
- Ad Nausium trotted into the circle to share with us his pain. He took Ugly Bum on a 5 day vacation. After running 21k, the next morning at 4:30 she wakes him up and wants to go see the sun rise at the temples. After he growls at her she takes a bucket of ice and dumps it on his head…so off they go. You know who won that one.
- Stiff would not let the opportunity pass to get Stiffener. Stiff was injured so could not run well and had to pass the 21k for the 10k at Angkor Wat. Stiff had to listen all week to “I beat you” LOL
- All the week end marathoners and half marathoners went into the circle to cheer their running victories.
ONONON to Red Lantern for farewell dinner. Good luck to Singaporn on her new adventure.
Scribed by Pubic Zipp