Hooray’s Wet
Run.
Hare: Hooray
Where: Fort Canning Park
On On: District 10 Bar
The Circle:
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? Short, slippery and wet. Thanks hare. “We wish you a Merry Christmas” down down down.
Tell us about your On On:
District 10 bar, free champagne for every 5 females that turn up.
Next week’s run: Pre Christmas run by Give Way and Not Good Enough. Labrador Park carpark 1. Wear something Christmassy. There will be home cooked Christmas fare by the hares.
Lippy: no lippy in celebration of 12.12.12.
Also in celebration of 12.12.12, the Harriets gave a beautiful red shirt to everyone to remember the day.
Visitors / Returnees:
Five visitors, welcome.
Virgins: Two virgins, welcome.
Down down to the tune of “Jingle Bells”.
New Member: nope.
Dick:
absent with Fat Crashing Bastard.
Tits: Not Good Enough gets the tits because he “needed baubles to look like a Christmas tree”. Who are his baubles? Wet Pet and Give Way. All three get a drink along with Lost Marbles for her attempt to give away the tits.
Awards –
no
AOB:
- The gift of Christmas shirts were worn by all except those cheap bastards that are saving them for next year. Stiffy, Not Tonight, Zipp, Boo and Sybil. WTF?
- Not Good Enough charged Hooray with putting flour only where it could wash away so that he could tell all hashers where to run and not have to lay trail again. Does Hooray know the difference between wet and dry? Hmmmmm
- Mother’s Tongue charged Hooray and Not Good Enough with loss of memory and laziness. Her run a couple weeks again was rained on and she went back out to remark trail. Give those lazy b’s a note.
- Stiffy lamely charges the GM with not having any lipstick, lipstick that’s why no lippy for the bad boys.
- Not Tonight had a charge but dementia sent in and forgot, I so understand that!
- GM called into the circle the guests, one from from Dubai and William. They wanted to run with Posh Nash but were complaining that she was too fast for them. Charging them with not keeping up with a woman.
- Stiffy charged all the Germans with their country finally banning Zoophiles. Or bestiality which has been legal there since 1969. Sex with an animal is now allowed as long as it doesn’t hurt the animal. One year prison term if animal suffers that is for the human not the animal.
- Hooray charged all the marathoners with being running hash shit or whatever…
- As a good charge he thanked the committee for providing the shirts for 12-12-12.
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Announcements:
- Kampong Hash on Saturday
- Half Cut leaving for return to Perth and Singaporn is off to AUSTRALIA
- Kampong Hash on Saturday
- To end the circle Sybil made some charge that I have no idea what she said so
ONONON to District 10 for free champagne for every 5 females.
Scribed by Pubic Zipp (or Public Zipp according to the spell checker on her ^&*(%% iPhone).