Happy New Year
Run.
Hares: Lethal Weapon and Father Anus
Where: Blackmore Drive
On On: The Red Lantern
The Circle:
The GM called all to circle up at 8. She looked marvelous in her TITS.
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? Calling Father Anus who was a hare with no hair and Lethal Weapon into the circle an arousing “run of the year ” filled the air. Father Anus actually saved 3 women from lightening, a storm and attack of the cloud that hovered overhead.
Tell us about your On On:
Red Lantern.
Next week’s run: Next week’s hare is our wonderful GM who gave the circle 3 choices for a run, which meant she had not recce’d it yet. Chinese Garden, PIE Jurong greasy spoon or Brickland road. We are at the Greasy spoon car park.
Lippy: no record of it.
Visitors / Returnees:
Some visitors got a down down including Vatic&nt, and two guys in black shirts.
Virgins: nope.
New Member: nope.
Dick:
The GM called in handbag to award him the tits for his exemplary behavior of not knowing anything about women. He was running along-side the GM when they came upon a hill. He overtook her and bolted to the top where he could hardly catch his breath so he slowly walked until the GM got to the top of the hill and then, off he went running at a fast speed. She advised the groom to be to take it “slow and steady, the women like it”.
Tits: Twin Towers left the Dick at home so gave herself a down down for being a blond?
Awards –
no
AOB:
- TT called in Too Easy. It seems that as Too Easy was making her way to the run site, FCB drove right past her and did not give her a ride. He’s the meanest.
- HooRay called all the Yanks in to explain the Fiscal Cliff. Herr Zipp, Slocum, Big Head all looked perplexed and had no clue. Lady Blue then danced Gangnam style to add some spark to the charge.
- Twin Towers and Herr Zipp laughingly called one of the guests in. The guest told them he had a great continental breakfast. They wanted to know which continent he was from. Did he like American coffee toast or Laksa or Nasi Lamak.
- Now as the circle draws to a close, where are the hares? The circle moves towards Father Anus’s car and lo and behold, Lethal weapon has her legs wrapped around Father Anus and he is caressing her toes and the bottom of her foot. The windows of the car are covered in condensation. I will say no more. You should have been there.
- As the last charge, Too Easy cannot let FCB escape without reminding him that he forgot her phone number and birthday but had no problem going down with another Louise who wasn’t Too easy.
Happy New Year to all from the SHHH
Scribed by Pubic Zipp