The ‘Greasy Spoon,’ Run
Hares: Wet Brazilian
Where: Bukit Batok Heavy Vehicle Car Park
On On: The Greasy Spoon
The Run: It was a wet afternoon, and the Hare was still out relaying the washed out trail, but luckily she had called in her husband on his bike to help.
A rather small Pack commenced the run, and the GM tried to reduce the number further by having us run along Jurong Rd into the path of lorries, buses and cars. Those that survived then headed into the old Kampong trails where some long straight stretches spread the Pack out, but some strategic and long T Checks brought everyone back together again.
Gypsy was travelling well until his big toe had a head on collision with a rock. How could he be so careless??? A snake was seen at one stage, prompting the GM to carry a very big stick. Kan Not Kan was seen running the trail in reverse and complaining about the Checks being tricky. The other notable point about tonight was that the Short Run was longer than the Long Run. Or was the Long Run shorter than the Short Run? Anyway, most people were back in an hour, apart from Gypsy who was still hobbling his way back, and Kan Not Kan who was probably on his way to Bricklands Rd.
The Circle: The Circle proceeded under umbrellas. We started with about 6 runners and started the Circle with 30.
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run?
A substitute husband for the GM, Stiffy, was in also. Too dry, not enough long T Checks and too many snakes. An enjoyable run thanks.
Tell us about your On On:
Greasy Spoon, the usual stuff. Ask for chop sticks.
Next week’s run: Red Snapper & Not Tonight, Fort Canning
Visitors / Returnees:
Yep. Lost the list. One visitor came in with an umbrella. That was Totally Unacceptable of course.
Virgins:
nope.
New Member: Nope.
Lipstick: A certain male, sick of the slow pace, pushed the lady in front of him aside, Loose Change, saying ‘She is not the front runner.’ Due to the last long T Check, oh yes she was and it was Totally Unacceptable to push her aside.
Tits: Stiffy has a fine pair. We thought the trail was clearly marked, so why was one associate member on his own complaining about all the tricky Checks? On in Kan Not Kan for running trail backwards and complaining.
Dick:
Comes Quietly is in for Twin Towers. The GM is charged for setting a run where the short split was longer than the long split. Boo also in for vocally calling ‘Good Run,’ at the Circle when he did not even do the run. One of these deserved culprits won. Stay tuned at next run to see who!
Awards –
nope
AOB:
- Kamala is quick in and gets in the lad hiding on a chair under the Carlsberg umbrella. Stubby boy hobbles in, poor Gypsy.
- The GM has a big stick. For snakes? No, it was part of a tree that F#*king Easy demolished and threw it back at the runner behind – yep, that was the GM.
- HooRay can’t believe that Virginia Slim left his GF behind in Singapore while he went and interviewed Thai gals in Bangkok. For what we are not sure, but they were oral interviews Slim tells us.
- Not Tonight got in Two Jugs, Jack Off and Tiger Lily who screamed at the sight of a rather small insignificant snake. The husbands and would be husbands drink for having snakes of their own that are not worthy of screaming at.
- Fat Crashing Bastard opens a Court case. A local, Posh Duck, a Lawyer (dubious reputation) Boo, and 2 Brits (possibly FCB and Stiffy – I could not keep up). It involved a case against Rolls Royce and a 5 year warranty that expires and is immediately followed by complaints of screaming noises coming from the car. The complainant was asked if there was ever screaming coming from their car, especially at night in car parks? Yes was the reply. Case adjourned.
- HooRay is a brave man and questions the marital harmony of the GM and Husband who did not stick around too long with happy face after helping wife reset run. On your bike HooRay!
- The GM was impressed by the guided history lesson of the run site provided by Virginia Slim (older people make great museum tour guides – scribe). Highlight was the secluded area where the Thai gals tempted the men to run with $20 in their pocket.
- Stiffy is worried why Cock Radio is asking people if they have a spare cigarette lighter. Australia is alight with bush fires, and where has CR been the last 3 weeks??
- Stiffy, by this time without his cap on, tells Croc Hunter he will never get a game in the NBA after missing a slam dunk into the rubbish bag with an empty can.
- A messy charge coming up – Kamala to Dances With Kerbs. Waiting. Look after her. 1st Check. On on. Blah blah blah. Next time you wait for me. Blah blah blah. Comes Quietly. Stiffy. Hat in Circle. Then GM was charged.
- The GM notices the size of a certain wine glass held by Too Easy – it is a bucket. Give the piss head a note.
- A thank you to Santa – Malfunktion.
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And a big thank you to Stiff and Stiffener for a great Christmas Run Venue.
On on to Greasy Spoon
Scribed by Cock Radio.