The ‘Nice Pair of Jugs’ Run
Hares: Two Jugs & Husband, and last minute co opted Hare, Goes Down Easy.
Where: Temasek Club, Portsdown Rd.
On On: The Colbar
Gong Xi Fa Cai.
Welcome the Year of the Snake next Wednesday. Please wear red (and remember, the next day is Valentines Day!)
The Run: The rain started at 4.30, Hares were half way through setting trail, it was a washout. What to do? Co opt Goes Down Easy and do a live Hare run of course. So the gals took the pack up Portsdown Rd, through One North, Buona Vista MRT (well, that’s where Comes Quietly lost trail – mainly because trail did not go there), over the canal with a dodgy bridge, through the water, although I’m not sure anyone went through the water in the tunnel, back along the old railway line and through the black and whites to the Colbar and home.
The Hares were proud that they weren’t caught. The males were sad.
Other run highlights:
- Twin Towers, deciding it was too wet, decided to sleep in the car and miss the run.
- Too Easy trying to knobble 2 tickets to the British Club on Valentine’s Day from Comes Quietly: FCB and Stiffy are away, the girls will play.
- Wet ‘n Wild spilling a full cup of red wine all over Forced Entry’s lap.
- Stiffy was ahead and broke a Check.
- Comes Quietly abandoning a group of Harriets.
- Gypsy caught behind 2 talking women on the short run, resulting in him getting back 20 minutes later than those on the long run. Wonder who the 2 women were?
- Your scribe almost drowned on the footpath by the wash from a passing car in flooded Portsdown Rd.
The Circle: The GM gets things started, but I’m sure she was not here when the run started. The GM reminds us of the Valentines Party coming up. A dancing presentation of what to expect was then put on by Kamala. Sybil Style. Gypsy points out that Wet ‘n Wild and Lost Marbles are still talking.
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run?
Too dry, why didn’t someone catch the Hares? Good run. Well done.
Tell us about your On On:
The Colbar, the usual.
Next week’s run: Cock Radio, Sembawang Park.
Visitors / Returnees: A couple of wet ones.
Virgins:
Too wet.
New Member: Nope.
Lipstick: Stiffy and Comes Quietly. A visiting male asks what the lipstick is all about and is bought in for a reality moment.
Tits: Gone to Penang for CNY.
Dick:
Two Jugs was unsure of what a live Hare Run was. However, a really mean man insisted that she do a live Hare Run. Why, what is a live Hare Run she asked. It means you have to show your bum, or your two jugs, when we catch you. Stiffy, who else.
Awards – nope.
AOB:
- Hooray witnessed Forced Entry’s new designer jeans, a birthday present from her bf, being christened by Wet ‘n Wild’s cup of red wine. Nice one. Luckily she had a short, sexy little white skirt to change into.
- Forced Entry is then given a drink for the lack of CNY celebrations at her run.
- Gypsy points out that Wet ‘n Wild and Lost Marbles are still talking.
- Wet Brazilian noticed that the Velcro Twins are facing a bit of competition. Two Jugs and husband are wearing matching tops. Then someone noticed that there are 4 members wearing the black Harriets shirt, so in come the Velcro Quads.
- Gypsy, being quite a geography buff, and explorer, has been checking out Twin Towers shorts with ‘Deutschland’ printed across the backside. He is curious as to where Berlin is, then asks Twin Towers to bend over and show us the Brandenburg Gate.
- Twin Towers is made to drink by Slocum for hibernating in the back seat of the car instead of running. She drinks and spits.
- Gypsy points out that Wet ‘n Wild and Lost Marbles are still talking.
- Not Tonight wonders why it is called the Brandenburg Gate. Because it is brown, and branden is German for brown. Sounds impressive, but Not Tonight tells us it is crap. Ok, impressive crap. No, Branden is German for Brendan she tells us. So 2 Brendans are brought in, Comes Quietly and Impossible.
- Kamala. Last week, mud, husbands, thank you, Malaysian migrants, Jack Off, my husband watching your bum cause you had your pants on upside down.
- Not Tonight brings in the teacher librarian, Wet Brazilian. Look at her, old, grey hair, spectacles. But is she is too old fashioned and strict? She disciplined one of her students, Slocum, for using his phone during the Circle. But he was actually looking up information about the Brandenburg Gate. Teacher, you must get with it. ‘Librarians make novel lovers’ quips Zipp.
- Gypsy points out that Wet ‘n Wild and Lost Marbles are still talking.
- Stiffy wonders why Twin Towers hasn’t got a Malaysian shirt on, as then she could show us her Petronas Towers. He shows a little bit too much interest in pointing out where the Towers could be located and is promptly dragged out by Not Tonight – by his ear.
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Gypsy, who has been trying to separate Wet ‘n Wild from Lost Marbles all night to stop them talking, finally is exhausted and sits down. And gets charged. But manages to get in one more time that Wet ‘n Wild and Lost Marbles are still talking.
On on to the on on.
Scribed by Cock Radio.
My sexy Chinese neighbour told me she was desperate for a “roger”. It was only when I had my trousers round my ankles, that I realised she wanted to rent her spare room out!!