The ‘Tiger on the Prowl’ Run
Hares: Tiger Lily
Where: Bukit Gombak Stadium
On On: Coffee Shop across the road
The Run: Tiger Lily commenced the run by giving us a number of reports.
Security update: While setting trail in the jungle, Tiger tells us how she was surrounded by no less than 26 policemen. She kids us not. She was then informed that she was in a restricted area without permission. Beware a squadron of police.
Wild life report: When not dodging police, Tiger Lily also came across 2 snakes. (Did they have police permission?) Beware the snakes.
Medical update: Tiger gave us the run down on her foot injury, meaning that she can’t sweep or protect us from the police and snakes. Beware an injured Tiger on the prowl.
Nutrition report: The on on will be across the road at the seafood coffee shop if enough are interested, otherwise pizza in the car park. Beware of indigestion.
Weather report: It has been raining, so some of the chalk may be washed away. Beware soggy chalk.
Run briefing: There is a short/long split. Short is 6km and long is 10km+++. Beware of fatigue.
The run finally got underway, but we lost trail before we had left the car park. Some familiar territory was covered, although the jaunt through the Community Club was different. The long /short split was reached at 6.45, meaning most runners took the easier option. No one was arrested, no snake bite fatalities, and no one ended up on a drip for exhaustion. Well done Tiger.
The Circle: Umbrellas are up, and Gypsy kindly uses his to keep the scribe dry.
Gypsy then directs a silent retreat of people standing, leaving Kamala exposed alone on a chair almost in the middle of circle.
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run?
Not enough police, too many snakes in the grass. Good run.
Tell us about your On On:
Across the road for some nice makan.
Next week’s run: Too Easy, Mad Chinaman, Lorong Lada Hitam.
Visitors / Returnees:
Slack Arse, Impossible, Lost and Found, Wee Willy, Totally Unacceptable, Stiff, Golden Shower.
Virgins:
Barbara from the UK
New Member: Nope.
Lipstick: Slack Arse, Gypsy, Herr Zipp.
Tits: Cock Radio, on behalf of Shaggy Dick Too, tells how Twin Towers sent me a Facebook card for my birthday, but was puzzled why, after 4 days, no one had commented on it, not even a thank you from CR. Strange, it was a really witty card. So she rechecked on Facebook and found that she had sent it only to be viewed by herself. Give Bimbo a note.
Dick:
Stiffy has the Dick in Burma.
Awards – nope
AOB:
- Jack Off is puzzled why an athlete from the stadium picked out CR of all people to give some fruit to. (Obviously he recognized someone who looks after his body-CR)
- CR thought Slocum may have been in need of Lipstick as he was spotted ahead early on. However, he claimed he was not on trail as he was on a parallel path to the one the trail was marked on. Dubious defence.
- Slocum then counteracts on CR with a similar accusation.
- Slocum charges the GM for not knowing who Slocum was.
- Herr Zipp mentions the similarity between The Pope and Slocum. Both resigned their jobs recently and neither knew who to send their resignation to.
- Tiger Lily saw something totally unacceptable – a male who muscled his way in and took over Stiffener’s umbrella. Totally Unacceptable.
- Kamala then charged Stiff for not protecting his wife’s honour, or her umbrella.
- The GM is puzzled why an injured Hare would choose to set 2 runs, including a long one. Here’s to the injured ninja.
- Those that actually finished Tiger’s Ball breaker Run are brought in for an intravenous drip to replenish themselves. (Deciding to do the long split at 6.45, perhaps a brain scan may have been more appropriate.) Jack Off, Impossible, Goes Down Easy, Lost and Found (look alike marathon runner, Herr Zipp).
- Stiff lays out Exhibit 1 on the ground – a 1.5 meter length of paper he extracted from a bush in the HDB Estate. Tiger Lily on a charge of littering as well as trespass.
- Two Jugs was impressed by a young man before the run who demonstrated the true Valentines spirit. At 5.55, he was most concerned if his wife was going to make it to the run in time. How sweet. Then Two Jugs realised that our Valentine hero was dressed in his work clothes still and was waiting for his wife to arrive with his running gear. Stiff the Valentine Bastard.
- Zipp defends Tiger Lily’s run, as there were lots of runners not on trail. Stiff, Impossible, Lost and Found (Herr Zipp), Jack Off are all singled out for wrong sided wrong direction running.
- Kamala – a very, very, very sexy, intelligent (at this point she stops and has a secret discussion with a fellow Harriet) husband andddddd he was coming in all directions. Gypsy is in for coming 5 times. Golden Showers point out that it has stopped raining but Kan The Kobra is still holding her umbrella. (To stop Golden Showers??)
On on to the on on.
Scribed by Cock Radio.
I have been in many places, but I’ve never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can’t go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
I’ve also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.
I have, however, been in Sane. They don’t have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my friends, family and work.
I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I’m not too much on physical activity anymore.
I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.
I’ve been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes I’m in Capable, and I go there more often as I’m getting older.
One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!
I may have been in Continent, and I don’t remember what country I was in. It’s an age thing.