The ‘Will There Be Chocolate?’ Run
Hares: Boo, Too Easy, Stiffener
Where: Lorong Lada Hitam
On On: On site Boxer.
The Run: Many questions were posed before this run got underway – would they be answered?
Will there be chocolate?
What run number will it be?
Will there be champagne?
Will there be army men?
Will Wet ‘n Wild & Lost Marbles run and not talk?
Will Hooray not short cut?
Off down the road went the pack, and then into jungle for 20 minutes of single file walk and talk. We immediately had one of our questions answered as Gypsy was again stuck behind the 2 infamous Kiwi walk and talkers.
Crossing the new connector path that leads out onto Mandai Rd, it was then a climb up Hamburger Hill. Along the fence line and down into the tracks for a clockwise loop. Some challenging Checks and T’s kept everyone pretty much together, apart from Hooray who was at the drink stop by 6.30. Another question answered.
Nice paths and trails, with a few mean hills, saw the Pack back at the drink stop in about 1 hour and not an army platoon in sight. Another 2 questions were thus answered as we popped the champagne corks. And yes, out came the chocolates. Good run.
[Ed: well written Cock Radio given that you did a different run at a different time].
The Circle: A threatening sky held off and the GM held the Circle as far away from the street light as she could,
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run?
Too much chocolate, too much champagne, not enough army men. Good run.
Tell us about your On On:
Boxers salmon and beef/horse meat lasagna.
Next week’s run: The Web Master, Sneaky Comer assures us that the Valentines Run was recorded as Run 1073 and thus next week will be 1074. All questions answered.
Posh Nash and Wet Brazilian tell us it will be at Dempsey, Durian seller’s car park facing Napier Rd. It is then suggested that they do a recee as that car park no longer exists. Ok, make it car park behind St George’s Church.
Visitors / Returnees: Impossible, Amber, Totally Unacceptable, Neil
Virgins:
Nope.
New Member: Nope.
Lipstick: Hooray for being at the drink stop 45 minutes early. Impossible, Slowcum, Gypsy and Stiffy.
Tits: Fat Crashing Bastard was wondering why Zipp was looking so happy recently. It seems that Gypsy has finally learnt to turn the right button on. Gypsy is missing, Stiff accepts as a look alike.
Dick:
Stiffy has had a very sick Dick in Burma, but he assures us it is on the mend. Too Easy gets a mention for having pre, virtual, and post birthday celebrations. Sneaky Comer and Comes Quietly are looking forward to the Lions Rugby tour of Australia, however it is a bit difficult to buy tickets. Sneaky Comer found a tour company with a heap of tickets, and happily snaffled one up. However, this tour company specializes in packages for British fans. Not only will Sneaky receive a complimentary Lions scarf, but he will be sitting in the British supporters section of the ground. Not so Sneaky after all.
Awards – nope
AOB:
A birthday cake is bought out for Boo, Too Easy and Stiffener.
A thank you is given to the Committee organisers for Saturdays Valentines Party.
- Not Tonight declares she is totally pissed, but noticed how Amber goes missing and reappears all the time. A Hash name? Slurring her words, she manages to get out that Amber is always in office clothes. At this stage, Kamala was in flashing her legs. After some naming possibilities were given, it was decided to leave it till another time when champagne hasn’t taken such a toll.
- Fat Crashing Bastard, also suggesting the Circle was suffering from too much booze, was in a sweeping role today. 3 times at the beginning of a hill climb, Kan the Kobra looked up and said ‘I’m going to kill Louise. ‘It seems Kan the Kobra prefers going down to going up.
- Sneaky Comer observed too much detail happening during shower time after the run. F#*kin’ Easy for giving his wife a soapy wash and rub down. Happy ending?
- Cock Radio asked F#*kin’ Easyif he cooked a mean curry for tea last night. Was that really mud that appeared to be running out of Goes Down Easy’s shorts all the way to her ankles. Your out of line scribe is subsequently charged for such a shitty charge.
- Wet Brazilian was clearing cobwebs for Goes Down Easy in the jungle during the run, but what did Goes Down Easy do when she took over the lead? She ducked under the cobwebs, leaving the poor old GM to get a face full.
- Jack Off warned the GM to be careful when she started calling Jackie. There are 3 Jackies on the Hash. Will the real Jackie stand up.
- FCB tells us – for Jack Off, just call ‘Shooting Star.’
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Sneaky Comer has had enough of the scribe and the on sec for messing up Hash names all the time. In Cock Radio and Wet ‘n Wild. It’s F#*king Too Easy, Kan Not Kan, Kan the Kobra etc etc. Get it right.
On On to the On On.
Scribed by Cock Radio.
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