The ‘It Pays to do a Recee before you Announce the Run Site’ Run
Hares: Posh Nash, Wet Brazilian.
Where: Durian Seller’s car park facing Napier Rd, Dempsey – Harding Lane, car park behind St George’s Church.
On On: Samy’s Curry
The Run: After deciding their original run site was not a wise option (as it no longer exists), the Hares opted for Harding Lane behind St.George’s Church. However, the local authorities had decided that this car park was not of a satisfactory standard to accommodate the Hash, and decided to upgrade it. And to keep out any riff raff in the meantime, they had barricaded the entrance. Thankfully, Hooray had a cunning plan, and with Herculean strength he pushed the barricades aside, allowing us in.
Perhaps the GM had word that the run was a bit short, as the run did not start until 6.10. Apart from Hooray, who started at 6.01. Or was the GM too busy distracted moaning about the $3 pair of genuine Thai Oakley sunnies she had lost setting the run?
Off towards the Embassies around Tanglin, on what would become basically become a clockwise loop, apart from a section that doubled back anti clockwise for a bit and led Comes Quietly astray. He is not the first male to be led astray by searching for a bit.
Gypsy, having managed to escape the clutches of the Kiwi walk and talk machine, decided to follow Phony Dick in the direction of Orchard. Only thing was, it was a phony trail – he wasn’t on paper.
A tour of how the other half live in Ridley Park saw Give Way in front at least 3 times as she reached trotting speed. Along some sort of a pipeline and we ended up on the soccer fields for the final stretch home.
Well done Hares, good work.
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The Circle: Wet Brazilian, hands on hip, is accused by Stiffy of stealing Saliva’s run she is setting next Friday. It is a brave person to mess with Saliva. Posh Nash was not happy with her run; it made her so sick she had to go home.
Interesting facts:
- Totally Unacceptable has 5 hamstring muscles – 3 in one leg and 2 in the other.
- Samys Curry is spelt with only one ‘m’.
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Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run?
Too sick, too punctual. Good run.
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Tell us about your On On:
Samy’s Curry. $12
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Next week’s run: Sengkang Riverside Park.
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Visitors / Returnees: Phony Dick, Tore, Dead Fish, Totally Unacceptable, Gary.
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Virgins:
Deb and Bruce. G’day Bruce.
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New Member: Nope.
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Lipstick: Hooray for starting 9 minutes before everyone else, Boo (look alike Posh Duck), Comes Quietly, Whales Vagina (who did not even do the run) and Gypsy, who was hiding somewhere.
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Tits: Missing – last week Stiffy accepted them on behalf of Gypsy. Hope Stiffy didn’t leave them hanging around.
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Dick:
Sneaky, who received the Dick last week for getting himself a seat in the middle of the English rugby supporters, with a complimentary British Lions scarf, is chasing terrorists in the Philippines. [
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Awards – nope
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AOB:
- Wet Pet noticed a bit of wife swapping – seems like Kannot Kan and Not Tonight were seen in an embrace. In comes the other 2 partners, Kan the Kobra and Stiffy. But Kan the Kobra decides on a 3some cuddle with her husband and Not Tonight, leaving Stiffy standing alone looking slightly puzzled and dejected.
- Slowcum noticed Loose Change doing her own thing on the run, but still managed to find the GM’s sunnies. But wait a minute – she was not on trail, the glasses are not Oakley and they are not even sunnies. ‘But they are grey,’ she announced proudly. Guess it’s the thought that counts.
- Big Head was reminded of the story of Creation, and how Adam and Eve were tempted into sin. Not Tonight kept insisting that Big Head pick the apples from the tree along the trail, ‘Go on, take one, there are many.’ said the evil temptress. But Big Head resisted the temptation. Good gal, may you go to heaven with an endless supply of apples.
- Mother’s Tongue was impressed by Not Good Enough being a real gentleman and helping the ladies over a small stream. Not Good Enough is all smiles at this stage, basking in the glory of being classed as a gentleman, as opposed to the rest of the male riff raff. Mother’s Tongue tells us that he commented something about ‘Well, someone has to help the ugly women.’ You Bastard!
- Not Good Enough tries to tell us it was a true story. Brionic in fact. (It is not the policy of this scribe to publish anything that resembles the truth – I take no responsibility for any articles bearing resemblance to the truth appearing –CR). Apparently Not Good Enough was suffering from palpitations, causing him to suffer sweaty palms, (amongst other sweaty body parts) from helping so many women. But at least he helped, not like the other bastard men who ran on. Bastards he says. Bastards. Yes, the scribe got that. BASTARDS.
- Kamala complains that if Not Good Enough is such a gentleman, he should have wiped his hands after helping each lady. (Yes, you don’t know where there’ve been). No pleasing some people.
- Kannot Kan and Lost Marbles husband, Gary, are charged by Kamala for flirting with Committee members. Are the ladies attracted by their similar blue checked shirts? After several more comments from Kamala that were beyond the capabilities of my scribing skills, Kamala suddenly stopped and turning to the Circle with a totally vacant look, asked ‘Now what is my f#*king charge?’ (this is what I ask myself every week trying to scribe a Kamala charge –CR)
- Stiffy thinks that the runs are getting shorter, and starting later, thus enabling some uneducated souls to do a warm up. Deb, the virgin, was seen sprinting past St George’s Church at 5.45 and into the car park. Tiger Lily apprentice?
- Slocum gets into Whales Vagina, who is leaving Singapore for Texas. (Hope he does not get harpooned by the Japanese whalers on the way). When he was charged earlier, he complained to the Hash Brew, Zipp, that she gave him too much head. Head? Who said head? I’ll have some of that.
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It is Croc Hunter’s Birthday and he is brought in for a celebration. Wonder how much head he got from the Hash Brew? He seemed happy anyway.
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So on that happy ending, it’s
On On to the On On.
Scribed by Cock Radio.
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And remember;
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering ‘What the f#*k happened?’