Run Report #2080 17/4/2013

The Dam Run.

End of Yishun Ave 1, next to the dam wall.

Hares: Father Anus and Two Jugs

On On: Block 419 Yishun Ave 11

The Run:

The 2 Hares stepped in at the last moment to set this run. Thanks guys, appreciated. Too bad not more members made it.

Pubic Zipp acting as GM, gathered everyone around ready or not, including the 2 Hares. Leg Iron, from Bangkok, failed to believe us that it was traditional for male visitors to lead the pack off. ‘Observe the Circles,’ we were told by Father Anus.

We came to the first Circle, so Jack Off and Gypsy went down on hands and knees to observe the Circle. While they were busy discussing circumference, diameter and radius, not to mention who ate all the pie, Comes Quietly and I searched along a track and discovered an otter on the side. No bull.

Long stretches of fast running punctuated by long and not so fast T Checks. The Pack was kept together. A steep rocky embankment had everyone scrambling up on hands and knees and then bums shuffling down the equally steep and rocky other side.

Forced Entry led the way, but as she had not been seen for 6 weeks there was a cloud lingering over her fitness level. This saw Too Easy and Jack Off as standby ‘Need a woman numbers 1 & 2,’ in case Forced Entry collapsed.

It was not long after this that Wee Willy tripped and fell on top of a dyke. This raised 2 questions. What was a dyke doing out in the wilderness? And why was a Wee Willy trying to make a Forced Entry on a dyke? All seems pointless to me.

The run finished in the muddy makings of a new construction site before exiting out onto Avenue 1. (Although Comes Quietly and I exited somehow onto Avenue 6, which was a rather longer way to get home.

There will be no more ‘Shooting Stars’ drink stop at this site, that famous area is now all dug up. Progress strikes again.

7kms of steady running in just under an hour. Good stuff

 

The Circle: Thanks Posh Duck for the torch light.

 

Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? A dam good run.

 

Tell us about your On On: Block 419a Ave 11

 

Next week’s run: Sneaky Comer & Cock Radio, Vigilante Drive

 

Lipstick: Cock Radio, Gypsy and Iron Leg received a kiss from the GM in lieu of lipstick. Gypsy then claimed he was in front several times and demanded a kiss for each time.

 

Visitors / Returnees: Wee Willy, Penile Extension, The Boxer, Bagless 2, leg Iron.

 

Virgins: nope.

 

 

New Member: nope.

 

Tits: The GM calls in Fat Crashing Bastard and Kannot Kan for blaming their wives for forgetting the silly awards they received for their silliness.

 

Dick: see above.

 

Awards – nope

 

AOB:

  • Not Tonight feels sad for Iron Leg who was encouraged to run in front of the ladies. Jack Off, Forced Entry and Gypsy were the guilty ones. But not only did they try to get him lipsticked, they also sent him into the long grass where there was a snake lurking. You snakes in the grass leading the visitor astray.
  • Cock Radio wants to pay out on Stiffy, but he’s not here, so Nurse Not Tonight cops it instead. Last week Stiffy insisted I go to Tan Hock Seng Hospital to have my nose job. I would be in and out in minutes and could meet everyone for tea at the Red Lantern afterwards. Was the Red Lantern really open at 2am, because that’s what time I left the Hospital.
  • Kannot Kan charged CR for something, but I didn’t get to write it down.
  • Leg Iron is not happy with a fellow male leading him astray. Gypsy in for another drink.
  • Father Anus gives us a biology lesson. The genes determine that girls play with Barbie Doll and the boys play with GI Joe. Women like Japanese made oval shaped toys. This is why Bill Clinton used the Oval Room with Monica. So tonight, those observing the Circle Checks would have noted they were all an oval shape. It seems that Two Jugs has it in her genes too.
  • Not Tonight tells how Father Anus got his name – being a fatherly figure to the young gals. Two Jugs is the latest to be taken under his wings. The Boxer is also in as a look-alike virgin.
  • Last year we nearly lost Father Anus on a run from dehydration, but was saved by an observant member who pumped him full of water. (Can’t remember who) Tonight there was no chance of him getting dehydrated because he had Two Jugs.
  • Zipp gets Gypsy in and bend at the knees slightly. Leg Iron stands next to him and we have the new Velcro twins.
  • Too Easy was offended by Cock Radio calling her a spare woman. On the run, Forced Entry was leading the way but was starting to struggle. Cock Radio noticed that Too Easy and Jack Off had caught up and commented that we now had 2 women in reserve. It’s like batteries; you should always have a spare one in the draw for when the old one dies.
  • Pubic Zipp thanks the Harriets for promoting equal rights. Not sure where she was going with that charge.
  • Penile Extension – New Zealand has 6 million sheep and 3 million people. Wet and Wild and a look alike Kiwi, Forced Entry are in as a lesbian couple. Can’t remember who the gay men reps were, but they can marry sheep instead.
  • Cock Radio then told a very rank joke about how to tell if your NZ lamb is too rare. This resulted in a down down and a spanking.
  • Forced Entry has the Hares in for making Jack Off and Gypsy get down on their hands and knees to observe the Circle Checks.
  • Kannot Kan told a joke.
  • Zipp charges the GM for reading the Harriers magazine while running the Circle. We didn’t know she could read.

 

On that note, On On to the On On.

 

Scribed by Cock Radio.

 

Joke of the week:

Cock Radio and his new F*#king Lenovo computer.

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