Run Report #2082 1/5/2013

The AGM Run.

24 Lorong Sesuai

Hares: Committee

On On: Mother’s Tongue’s house, 24 Lorong Sesuai

 

The Run: Since Cock Radio spent his morning in Geylang and afternoon in Chong Pang, he was more interested in joining the drink stop than the run. So, from someone who did do it:

We started out at the turning circle at the end of Lorong Sesuai. Many of us held back at the start, expecting a T-check and a slide down the hill at the back of the houses. But no, out on Lorong Sesaui the run went, so fortunately those of us who had been trying to be sneaky were able to catch up with a short cut up the stairs to avoid the Lorong Sesuai loop road, then we bypassed the rather obvious T-check down the dead end street. We then ran down to Upper Bukit Timah road beside The Hillside. On north for a while up Hume Avenue, before a circle check was solved over the overhead bridge to Upper Bukit Timah Road and onto the old railway line.

 

A few checks kept us together before another suspicious T check down Hindhede Walk had us heading back across Upper Bukit Timah Road again, then along Old Jurong Road to the park, where the infamous fluorescent paddle pop sticks marked the trail to the drink stop in the park overlooking the quarry. Very nice Mohito’s to fuel the long climb back up to the run site. Good run ladies.

 

Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? Good run, could not find it, great drink stop. Boo is wondering why Wet ‘n Wild is saying we need a ‘cheer’ for the scribe to sit on.

 

Tell us about your On On: Number 24, Go down carefully, the steps are narrow. We will all go down together for The Boxer’s lasagna.

 

Next week’s run: Sembawang Rd, Cock Radio.

 

Lipstick: Multitudes. Too many to write for the scribe. [Stiff, Hooray, and a few others].

 

Visitors / Returnees: Penile Extension, The Boxer, Bagless 2, Butt Wiper, Dragon Breath (these were last week’s but I am sure I saw them this week too. I didn’t get the list.

 

Virgins: A lovely virgin came in and showed she can swallow well.

 

New Member: nope.

 

Tits: Butt Wiper is complaining about the cost of tonight’s run, reckons he can a BJ for less than $40. Gypsy, who has been complaining about the lack of calling on the runs lately, is given the Tits for his gorilla mating call impersonations when calling on back tonight.

 

Dick: Wet ‘n Wild gives it to Cock Radio on behalf of the males who complained about the lack of a pool for the men to bond in during the AGM. The Committee went to great expense to install a 6cm deep plastic wading pool in Mother’s Tongue’s backyard.

 

New Committee:

 

The new Committee was presented and wished good luck. It wasn’t long before the call of ‘Bring back the old committee,’ was heard.

At some stage the old Committee were thanked for their efforts.

 

2012 – 2013 Awards:

 

Annual Harriets awards were then presented. Below are the nominations, with winners highlighted.

 

Run of the Year –

 

Best Onon –

 

Wettest Run –

 

Harriets’ Hero-

Sneaky Comer (Website and event organising), Cock Radio (scribing), Gypsy (helping with accounts). Tied.

 

Harriet of the Year- Stiffener

 

 

Most creative –

 

Longest run-

 

Most Confusing –

 

Best Drinks Stop –

 

 

AOB:

Note from the scribe: Things are rather messy in my notes (due to the messy state of the scribe, in fact very little makes sense. Most of it I can’t read, let alone make sense of. I suggest you try reading this after numerous alcoholic beverages so it makes more sense.

• Dragon Breath charged Cock Radio for having no shirt on for the 2^nd week in a row, despite her giving him $5 for one last week.
  
• Mother’s Tongue had in new GM Pubic Zipp for lessons from Too Easy on how to wear F#*k Me shoes.
  
• Pubic Zipp wants Gypsy in the Circle, but he refuses on the grounds that it is too dangerous. Anyway, Pole Dancer is and that entices Gypsy to come in to be a pole.
  

Now things got really messy in the notes, so I am copying directly from my notes.

• Pole bent? Pole getting up. Turn around. Bachelor Party.
  
• Not Tonight – Loose Change for F#*k Me shoes last night.
  
• Mother’s Tongue to Haberdash and Not Tonight for new glamorous gear.
  
• The new GM wants a new pole to learn on.
  
• Not Tonight – pole- cock.
  

 

On that note, On On to the On On.

Run report by Sneaky Comer

Dog’s breakfast Circle notes by Cock Radio.

 

WHY GOD MADE MUMS
Answers given by 2nd year school children to the following questions:


Why did God make mothers?
1. She’s the only one who knows where the sticky-tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mum?
1. We’re related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people’s mum like me.

What kind of a little girl was your mum?
1. My mum has always been my mum and none of that other stuff.
2. I don’t know because I wasn’t there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.


What did mum need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least 1 million a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mum marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mum eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mum didn’t have her thinking cap on.


Who’s the boss at your house?
1. Mum doesn’t want to be boss, but she has to because dad’s such an idiot.
2. Mum. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mum is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.


What’s the difference between mums and dads?
1. Mums work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Mums know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but mums have all the real power ’cause that’s who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Mums have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.


What does your mum do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don’t do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mum perfect?
1. On the inside she’s already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

2. Diet. You know, her hair. I’d dye it, maybe blue.