Vigilante Drive, Kent Ridge
Hares: Herr Zipp & Pubic Zipp
On On: No.96 South Buona Vista Rd
The Run:
The Hares tried to convince us that there would be a little bit of virgin territory on this trail. A little bit virgin? Think about that one. Wonder what they had been smoking?
Down the steps and into the back streets. While checking for Trail, a certain Associate Member was accused by a certain Harriet of not having a female in front of him. The Harriet was told in no uncertain terms by the Associate Member that it is not possible to be in front if we are not on trail yet. A suggestion was also made by the Associate Member as to where the Harriet could shove her lipstick, drawing some puzzled looks from local residents out on their evening stroll.
Back to the run. Over South Buona Vista, along the drain. This has been a regular T Check lately, but not tonight. Through the jungle and into the university grounds.
A sneaky Circle Check kept the Pack together. While all the Associate Members and male visitors searched in all directions, the previously mentioned Harriet with the artificially inseminated lipstick was seen standing and waiting at the Check, no doubt taking down the names of all the searching males that did not have a woman in front.
Finally the Check was broken – by a male of course- and the call of ‘Need a woman’ saw the Harriet in question race off and say ‘Here I am.’ After some deliberation and looking around, a certain Associate Member said ‘Guess you’ll have to do.’ The Associate Member was then subjected to a physical battering from the Harriet in question. Associate Member abuse. On ouch on!
Up the steps, over South Buona Vista Rd and into the bike trail. Front runners failed to break a T Check. Runners finding it later felt like breaking the front runner’s necks.
Nice jungle trail that eventually came out onto the made paths and back home in 40 minutes, just under 5km. Nice enjoyable run thanks Hares.
The Circle: The GM starts the Circle before the scribe has pen and paper.
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? Unanimous, good run was the call.
Tell us about your On On: No 96, South Buona Vista Rd. First time we have ever had a $13 meal.
Next week’s run: The British Club, Posh Duck & Not Good Enough.
Lipstick: Hooray, Stiff, Eat My Penis, Cock Radio, DOD, Kannot Kan (who arrived alone in a taxi after the run), Stiffy and a couple of visitors.
Visitors / Returnees: Just Jane, EMP, Harmjan, Loves That Shit, DOD, Dragon Breath, Butt Wiper, Golden Shower, Bagless 2, Stiff.
Returnees Woodbridge & In and Out
Virgins: Nope
New Member: nope.
Tits: Are resting in Malaysia.
Dick: Forced Entry, whose boyfriend is away, was grateful for having a Dick for a week. As Fat Crashing Bastard is away this week, Too Easy will obviously need the Dick.
Cock Radio has the yellow banana protector. On last Friday’s run, In and Out became immobilized by a piece of razor wire that attached from his lower leg all the way up to his thigh, and was desperately in need of a banana protector.
Awards – nope.
AOB:
- Sneaky Comer is puzzled how Cock Radio spent so much time complaining about incorrect calling and still ended up with lipstick.
- The GM received a 3 hour tutorial from Wet ‘n Wild and Sneaky Comer on how to log into the Harriet’s web site and claim a run date. Despite all her efforts, the July 10 run that Pubic Zipp claimed still states ‘Need Hares.’
- Stiff points out that we have a New Age Man in our midst, to be known as a ‘MAMIL.’ Middle Aged Man In Lycra. Stiffy qualifies, although he may be stretching the parameters of middle age.
- Herr Zipp took off like a rabbit at the start, but then returned to home after the first Check. Why? To look after all the late comers. And there were many – F$%kin Easy, Kannot Kan, Mother Tongue, Too Easy, Posh Duck….
- Sneaky Comer charges Cock Radio for missing a new recruit – a young attractive girl in lycra ran past the Beer Wagon 2 times without having her phone number taken. (I didn’t even see her – CR).
- Stiff charged the GM for interrupting the men who were busy watching the young attractive girl in lycra run past.
- Kannot Kan tells the GM he has a short charge. ‘Bullshit, bullshit…’ But he did not lie – his charge was so short that it was finished before I wrote anything down.
- Not Tonight gets in a pregnant Chinese looking girl – Forced Entry takes the part and is asked how come she didn’t know she was pregnant and lost her baby down the toilet and then thought there was a little cat caught in the sewage pipe. Herr Zipp asked if she named the baby Little Shit.
- Forced Entry had In and Out on an honesty charge. I didn’t get to write anymore as I was too busy admiring Forced Entry’s bum that was 6cm from my face. Bummer huh.
- Dragon’s Breath (SHUT UP>>) charged Suzee Wong for nonstop yap yap yap, yap yap yap, yap yap yap while on trail. ‘Sounds like you dear,’ piped in Butt Wiper. But Suzee Wong’s yap yap yap, yap yap yap, yap yap yap came in very handy when Dragon’s Breath lost trail, she was able to find her way by following Suzee Wong’s verbal trail.
- Mother’s Tongue charged Herr Zipp for diminishing the quality of charges at the Harriet’s Circle. How low can we get?
- Eat My Penis reckons that The Boxer looks like Micky Rorky. I have no idea who this is, but must be a sweet, petite gentle type of girl. But in the jungle when the going gets tough, The Boxer transforms into a puma, dashing and pouncing from side to side along trails.
- Our Uganda visitor charges the Hares for setting tonight’s run just how he likes his sex – short and easy.
- Cock Radio produces his little AGM pouch bag and shows the contents he has placed in it – soap, antiseptic, deodorant etc and thanks the Harriets for providing such a handy gift. However, Sneaky Comer was not so grateful, and when he overheard at a pre AGM meeting that the gift was going to be a little pouch, he let fire ‘I’d like to see the men using that, it’s a silly idea, you need to give something everyone will use…..’ Don’t bag the Harriets.
- Forced Entry charged Woodbridge and Mother’s Tongue who suggested that she have her top down and they will have a ride together. They may have been pretending to talk about Forced Entry’s BMW convertible, but all the men knew it was about a lesbian 3 some.
- Eat My Penis saw how Just Jane liked to be the chosen one when “Need a woman,’ was called at Circle Checks. Off she would run with a big smile and 10 men chasing after her. But it was a different thing at T Checks as she was relegated to the back of the Pack and no men chasing her.
- Cock Radio notices that Just Jane has tried to get away with no Hash clothing by wearing a short little dress with a neckline that plunged all the way down to her belly button. To the dismay of the Associate Members, and the 3 lesbians from the earlier charge, Just Jane declined my shirt offer.
- Herr Zipp likes Dragon’s Breath’s idea of oral hashing. Tonight’s run will be set on paper, chalk, flour and yap yap.
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Kannot Kan is concerned about the slippage in use of Hash names, and suggests the GM should show the way in upholding the standards by naming everyone in the Circle by their correct Hash name. She did well, In fact it all seemed a bit to easy for her until she stumbled with ‘Louise…’ No, it’s Too Easy. The GM then claims there are too many easy’s.
On that note, On On to the On On.
Scribed by Cock Radio
On On Report – No. 96 South Buona Vista Rd. 24 people in attendance. The first 10 minutes involved a game of musical chairs as we got the right balance on 3 tables. The beer flowed (thanks Hares), the bullshit flowed, the food was excellent and eventually we all went home. Great on on.
A blonde gets a job as a teacher.
She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
‘You ok?’ she says.
‘Yes.’ he says.
‘You can go and play with the other kids you know.’ she says.
‘It’s best I stay here.’ he says.
”Why?’ says the blonde.
The boys says:
‘Because I am the goalie’