Run Report #2087 05/6/2013

British Club

Hares: Posh Duck and Not Tonight

On On: British Club

The Run:

A wet run involving highways under construction, shiggy and turf city. Was very pretty in parts, sparking off conversations involving gardening. We also found a new shop to explore at a later date (Parsabella’s- I can recommend it!). Thank you, Hares, it was a very nice run.

 

The Circle: The GM was so excited she started the Circle whilst scribe was still showering.

 

Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? Unanimous, good run was the call.

 

Tell us about your On On: British Club, $15 and a bargain.

 

Next week’s run: Lorong Sesuai, Comes Quietly.

 

Lipstick: Missed it, sorry.

 

Visitors / Returnees: EMP and 4 friends of GM. Returnees: In and Out

 

Virgins: Chris, from New York.

 

New Member: nope.

 

Tits: Are resting in Malaysia.

 

Dick: Stiffy got the Dick for something to do with lastminute.com.

 

Awards – nope.

 

AOB:

  • In and Out noticed the downpour and thinks Posh Duck could be renamed puddle Duck
  • Not Good Enough has confessed to Posh Duck a history of wet runs. At one point, when waiting for the rain to ease, Posh Duck rather disturbingly admitted that if Not Good Enough had been a woman, he would have fancied a cuddle.
  • Not Tonight says it poured down on the Sunday recce, but she wasn’t offered a cuddle. Not Good Enough says she was asked, but has forgotten.
  • Stiffy recalls his his surprise at seeing Not Tonight drive past him and his cycling mates with Posh Duck on Sunday.
  • GM has just just realised she forgot to do the virgin – down down.
  • To cover up, GM puts the virgin on the spot and he has to either sing, dance or tell a joke. What do you call a fish with no eyes? F-sh.
  • Stiffy called in for a down down, just because he is who he is (I think)
  • GM calls in Josh, and untrainable American, Hong Kong, Beijing are mentioned, but I lost the plot completely, sorry.
  • Then it gets really confusing, (I’m not called Lost Marbles for nothing) and In and Out and GM are noticed to missing in action, and are apparently lolly gagging: sounds suspiciously torrid, especially when that yellow banana thing makes an appearance. All got a bit hectic at this stage.
  • Someone noticed In and Out and EMP are dressed identically- down down to the twins.
  • Wet’n'Wild is turning 21 today, again! There is cake, and the birthday song, hope you had a nice day xx
  • Not tonight is also better, rather than older.

 

Cock Radio is on holiday- I hope it’s a nice, but please come back soon!

 

On that note, On On to the On On.

Scribed by Lost Marbles

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