Blackmore Drive
Hares: Lost Marbles & Sticky Ring
On On: The Red Lantern
The Run:
A small crowd gathered, gas masks in hand, in the murky haze created by Indonesian land clearing. Lucky we didn’t have to run Friday, where the pollution index got so high they had to change the reporting system.
A surprising run, normally from this location we at least try out the old railway line. Well we did, but the new old railway line not the old old railway line. Off down Blackmore Drive to Bukit Timah Road and left into the new old railway line, where a T sent us back over the old railway bridge over BT Road and up towards Rifle Range Road. We then headed into the reserve and onto the Durian Trail, the hares doing a great job of inconspicuous markings (in some cases very inconspicuous). Popping out onto Jalan Kampong Chantek, we then headed down towards the British Club, where are few of us lost trail. We were reliably informed it went in through the Swiss Club gates, down to turf city, and then home (eventually) by way of Eng Neo and Old Holland Road.
The Circle:
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? “Too Short, Too much toilet paper” otherwise a good run.
Tell us about your On On: The world famous Red Lantern for $12. We ended up with two tables despite only about 10 people running.
Next week’s run: “Where is Kannot Kan”? Well he is not here, and won’t be here next week either, so someone else needs to set the run. In steps Pubic Zipp and Herr Zipp who will help Comes First set her virgin run, at Tagore Road (end of). Check the map, as there are about 20 road names with Tagore in them and only one of them is where the run site will be.
Visitors / Returnees: King Leer, Golden Shower, Dimples, Dead Fish, Jim, Stiff.
Virgins: Comes First brought a virgin, Lauren, who seemed to be off the speedy variety. She was also being distracted by Stiffy who spent most of the circle talking to her. When razzed about that, Stiffy said “She’s young enough to be my daughter”. Grand-daughter, more like. The GM made sure she wouldn’t return by asking her to sing a song or tell a joke. Being a good sport, she sang “I’m a Little Teapot”, with actions. Wonder if she is a kindergarten teacher?
Dick: Too Easy was away so Stiffy had the Dick again. He had an easy charge despite having biked rather than run – as he left his chair at the end of the run to get a beer, Loose Change stole his chair. This is not the sort of behavior he expects from the Harriets.
Tits: Slocum rode as well. He has only one candidate, Stiffy. After taking Slocum home for a shower, he then completely ignored him during the circle and talked to the virgin instead.
Lipstick: Stiff, Gypsy, Sneaky Comer and Jim. [Ed: all called in by Wet 'n Wild who must need glasses because we carefully stayed behind her on our short cut home. Oh well, never mind].
New Member: nope.
Tits V2: Pubic Zipp has been going through the cupboards at home throwing things out in preparation for their upcoming move. She found a second pair of tits that she had gotten her son to buy in New Orleans. These are a bit kinky, nipple ring and all. Pubic Zipp, making things up as she goes along, feels these should be rotating tits during the circle. Not Tonight wants them, while Herr Zipp “thought he heard a nipple ring”.
Awards – nope.
AOB:
- So Not Tonight wants to give away the second tits. She had asked Stiffy where tonight’s run was and he didn’t know. However, she wants to give the tits2 to one of the nurses who set tonight’s run. Given that the haze PSI reading is 172 (unhealthy), these sensible nurses should have canceled the run. Who gets the tits? The nurse who fondles breasts all day, Sticky Ring.
- Stiffy was watching sport on TV and noted a stuff up in National Anthems recently, so he wants a Kiwi, an Aussie, and a Dutchman in. The kiwi correctly hums the NZ National Anthem, Comes Quietly hums the Aussie, and King Leer as a look-a-like Dutchman is charged with playing the NZ National Anthem at the hockey which the Aussies won.
- Not Tonight wants the hash brew in. Where’s the Whine? You only had a committee meeting on Monday and you can’t figure out where the wine is for Wednesday??? We were all waiting at the run site for wine, and Comes First finally got back from the run to get the warm wine out of her car.
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Zipp wants to charge hash brew as well. She is pleased that HB has replaced the crappy reusable plastic cups with “crystal glasses”, but since when did next week’s hares get a drink?
On that note, since the haze is getting worse and we are coughing and spluttering, it’s On On to the On On.
Scribed by Sneaky Comer
A few haze jokes: