End of Tagore Road
Hares: Comes First & Pubic Zipp & Herr Zipp
On On: Jew Kit Concept Coffee Shop on corner of Tagore Road
The Run:
I must say this was a very well recce’d run. Very well recce’d by Comes Quietly, that is, a few Friday’s and Saturday’s ago. The hares were very creative in setting the run in essentially the reverse direction, which made the clamber down the steep slope with a cut down tree very interesting, particularly when you are a little bit tired. Very nice use of the available forest trails though, and enough tricks to keep sneaky bastards at the back.
The Circle:
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? Good run is all I have written down, I think the GM caught me with my pants down and I had to scramble to get writing.
Tell us about your On On: Next door at the interestingly named “Jew Kit Concept” coffee shop.
Next week’s run: It’s a birthday run for Stiff. Normally this would be at Seletar but apparently they have built a road over the run site in the last few days, so we will have to start at Sengkang Riverside Park. On on will be at 10 Maida Vale.
Guests: Eric, Tyler, Penile Extension, Golden Shower, Stiff, Jim, EMP
Returnees: Virginia, Deep Throat, and Sybil.
Virgins: Eric and David. Special mention for David who was a virgin hare. The GM does her best to discourage the virgins from returning by asking them to sing a song or tell a joke. David declines and gives the GM a kiss. Eric has a joke:
Son walks in on Mummy getting out of shower, points at her boobs and asks her “what are those?”
Mum: “ask your father”.
Son: “Dad, what are those things on Mummies’ chest?”
Dad: “Those are her balloons, son”.
A few weeks later, son comes running into the study….
Son: “Dad, Dad, come quick, Mum’s in trouble. Uncle Geoff is trying to suck the air out of her balloons”.
Herr Whip: Herr Zipp complains that the GM skipped the Hare Whip. He is reminded that is Friday and gets a drink.
New Member: Nope.
Dick: Loose Change left the Dick in her wardrobe so gets a drink.
Lipstick: EMP, Tyler, and the two virgins (just because), and Herr Zipp.
Tits: Stiffy comes in whinging for a change, he was “unfairly” given the tits last week. He has obviously been scouring the newspapers because he found an obscure story about 27 people in Portugal given suspended sentences for playing bingo for biscuits. As if this logic wasn’t tortuous enough, somehow Loose Change got the tits as an honorary Portuguese. Go figure.
Awards – nope.
AOB:
- Deep Throat got a lift to the hash with Loose Change. On arrival, she couldn’t open the door, press a button and turned the windshield wipers on, then bounced off the steering wheel. She is having a blonde day, not a blonde moment!
- FCB overheard an interesting conversation tonight: Loose Change, Stiffener, JJ, and Stiffy. “See that big one, lean over and dangle both feet”.
- Herr Zipp has a bad joke about a mouse: Loose Change went away, came back, she has changed and so she is Der Fliedermouse. He gets a drink for a bad pun.
- Penile Extension wants the Singaporeans in the circle: Dances with Kerbs, Zipp, Deep Throat, Sybil. Now this is a very organized country, so when the haze started there were ads on TV about how to put a mask on correctly. So why did so many people have them on upside down?
- Virginia Slim has a hysterical hysterectomy historical story. Apparently the gravel road we ran down used to go to (somewhere) but was cut in two by the SLE years ago. Penile Extension got his name there, and Not Tonight also lost her virginity there. Here’s to old farts!
- Tyler is very concerned about the health impacts of running in the haze. His colleague, EMP, was giving him tips: “lie on the couch, call up pizza delivery, and eat the whole thing. After all, it’s unhealthy to be outside”. Give the healthy pizza boy a note.
- Too Easy noted FCB using a real name earlier in the circle. Who the heck is JJ? Well everyone knows, but she is actually Dances with Kerbs.
- Sybil comes in to complain about her kids. They don’t listen to her. Every time her son came to visit her after her accident, she told him to have a beer. He said “no”. So she was pleased tonight when Eric, the young lonely sailor, listened to her – every time she told him to have a beer, he went and got one. At least someone listens to her.
- Penile Extension charges the members of the American Navy, Tyler and EMP, with being in jungle camouflage gear. Should they be in blue?
- Which reminds Loose Change of her recent discovery of a dead body in a tree in Bukit Batok. What does a tree take on holiday? Kamelaoflage.
- Since the GM, Pubic Zipp, is leaving next week she takes it on herself to bankrupt the hash by bringing in everyone who hasn’t been charged yet.
- Which prompts the first of what will be many many farewell drinks for Pubic Zipp and Herr Zipp.
And on that note, it’s on on on to the Jew Kit Concept, I kid you not.
Scribed by Sneaky Comer