Blackmore Drive, but different
Hares: Lethal Weapon & Father Anus
On On: The Red Lantern
The Run:
Well the hares promised something different and so I wisely (as it turned out) hung back as the pack headed off down parallel with the railway line on the new road, currently closed. Sure enough, a T near the corner had them trudging back while the walkers and Hooray headed out into the middle of the old cemetery (yes, it was a cemetery, lest we forget). Diagonally across we went to the corner of Holland Pln, whatever that is, for a circle check that led us up behind the houses of Greenleaf Road. We haven’t been up there for a while but the builders have, so we had a treacherous track over mounds of rubble and building materials until we reached Holland Road. From there it was down to the old railway line and a straight run home. Nice hares, if a little short.
The Circle: started so early the hares, next week’s hares, anyone subject to lipstick and the virgins were all caught with their pants down!
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? Lethal Weapon was still showering so Father Anus brought in a virgin to stand in for the hare. The run was short but we do favour quality over quantity so a good run was declared.
Tell us about your On On: The Green Lantern, wherever that is, for $12 a head. We had at least 3 tables, so a good turn-out everyone!
Next week’s run: The hare is still getting changed and trying to figure out where the run will be.
Virgins: Heather was previously called into the circle with Father Anus when she said “F*ck”. The GM asks “is this a hasher or what?” Brought by Lethal Weapon, she certainly seems a good recruit so far. Give her a drink.
Guests: Sarah, Eric, Josh, Sweet Thighs, Trevor, Dragon Breath, Butt Wiper, Golden Shower, Lap Dancer, Comes Slowly (or, as he should be known, Big Beer Breasts), Singapore Sling, and Bagless Too (fresh from the wilds of New Guinea). The GM enthusiastically tries to sell memberships to all our guests, not realizing we make more gross margin on them as visitors (take that Friday).
Tits: Fat Crashing Bastard has them, and true to form he brings them in with a whinge – “they are so big they f&cked my back”. Candidate is easy, in fact Goes Down Easy. She has been away for a long time but hasn’t forgotten her roots – tree roots, one of while she fell over straight away, or holes, one of which she fell in. Give her the tits to break her fall for next time. When asked how she will explain the tits to her kids, she replies that she will “hide them in the trunk”, at which she is charged for child abuse – you can’t hide your kids in the trunk of the car, no matter how inconvenient they are!
Lipstick: Bagless Too, Hooray, Comes Slowly, EMP, and Josh (who enjoyed his lipstick just a little too much).
New Member: Nope.
Dick: still on vacation with Gypsy.
Awards – nope.
AOB:
- EMP brought Josh to the Friday hash as a virgin, he was silly enough to wear new shoes with bright yellow laces, and then jumped in a muddy mucky hole. He jumped out with alacrity which reminded EMP of this new French sport of Paracort (or something like that). This sounds like a name, and Jackoff is quick to “infest” him with the name “Park Whore”.
- EMP points out that Park Whore is dressed like a frenchman, with his striped shirt and all. Tries to lead a chorus of Le Pappillier (or whatever) but no-one knows the words.
- Not Tonight calls Lethal Weapon and Jackoff in the circle as the main hare has not yet been recognized. Give them both a note.
- Dragon Breath was at a T check with Park Whore and Eric. But they were talking, “more than me”. So Dragon Breath went off checking; and she fell in a hole. F*ck, she is thinking, this could be a snake hole, can someone pull me out. No, Eric and Park Whore head off and should have got lipstick. Unfortunately there is none left so Park Whore gives Eric a kiss.
- Eric remarks that he now knows what being kissed with a beer stubble is like. This is too much for the circle, who decide to name Eric as “Park Whore Bitch”.
- Stiffy has a bike hasher in for wearing bike hash gear in the circle. Also calls in the GM for not having haberdash here to sell stuff.
- Next Week’s Run reported by Kannot Kan as Sengkang Riverside Park with on on at Koufu.
- Too Easy has Stiffy in for the quote of the day “it’s not stiff enough”.
- Father Anus asks his fellow hare into the circle. He has known her for almost 10 years, and for all that time she has had a crappy old Nokia phone “made last century”. Now, finally, she has an iPhone, which was given to her by a colleague who couldn’t stand her using the old phone. But it has its perils. On the weekend, after a recce, she was worried, she had lost her phone and asked Father Anus to ring it. She found it, looked at it, and exclaimed “oh, I have a missed call from you, should I call you back”? Give the BIMBO a note.
- Sybil: “since I came” – “not for 40 years” remarks FCB – I have wanted to congratulate Stiffy for the royal baby. But Stiffy is upset because someone stole his old flame, “Camelia”.
- Kannot Kan thanks Father Anus and Lethal Weapon for the run which was “better in reverse”. You had to be there.
On that note, its on on on to the “Green Lantern”
Scribed by Sneaky Comer