The Two F#*king Easy Run.
Lower Pierce Reservoir.
Hares: Goes Down Easy & F#*king Easy
On On: Chinese, near Casurina
The Run:
Will this run go down as too f#*king easy? One of the Hares arrived back with 15 rolls of toilet rolls still in his bag. This led to 3 possibilities:
1. The run was going to be very short, hence all the surplus paper.
2. The run was going to be very long, and the Hare had actually started out with a truckload of paper.
3. The Hare had eaten a Bombay curry last night.
After the Hares had given us special instructions, such as there will not be many markings at first, and then to look out for colored icy pole sticks, off we set towards the water. Along the Boardwalk, there was really only one way to go, but it did not stop Tiger Lily from calling ‘Are you?’ Gypsy did his best to scare off all the wild life with his very loud ‘On on’ calling.
Eventually the boardwalk ended and we hit the road. At Teacher’s Estate we found the long/short split.
The long run went down the steps for a bit of nice bush bashing, canal crawling and grass groveling. Great use of the area.
Back onto Yio Chu Kang Rd to join up with the short run to commence a tour of Ang Mo Kio Town. Lots of pavement and the pace heated up. Thankfully a number of red traffic lights gave us some breathing space.
Through Ang Mo Kio Town Park for a Circle Check that offered a 101 options. I decided to ask a local resident what general direction was Thompson Rd. This narrowed our options and soon we were away again.
A sprint through Bishan Park, one last bit of bush and grass and then along the path for a sunset view over the water.
Well done Hares, good use of the area with a bit of everything.
The Circle: Jack Off calls us to order, but as usual no one moved. Jack off started anyway.
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? ‘Too f#*king easy, f#*king good run. With Zipp on banjo, our 2 Virgin Hares are given a well deserved down down.
Tell us about your On On: Chinese up the road near Casurina, $12.
Next week’s run: Hollandaise Club, Suzee Wong & In and Out.
Lipstick: CR, EMP, Bugle Boy and a few others, who I forgot to write down.
Guests: The Hash Cash has an orgasm, so many. EMP, In and Out, Trevor, Golden Shower, Dimples, Bugle Boy (pronounced Buggle Boy by the GM), Trash, Parkwhore Bitch, David, Splint. And In and Out returnee.
Virgins: Nope, just 2 virgin Hares.
New Member: Nope.
Tits: Wet Brazilian tells of exemplary and poor behaviour on the Run.
1. Bugle Boy for warning calls. Along with the usual ‘trips, head, log’ etc, Bugle Boy also warned ‘Coconuts.’ Exemplary beaviour Buggle Boy.
2. Jack Off discovered her own route and then called the rest of the Pack ‘short cutters.’ And then denied everything by playing dumb. Poor behavior.
3. Trash grabbed Wet Brazilian by the arm and led her across the road on a red light. Unlawful behavior.
Jack Off gets the Tits, and actually seems very pleased with them.
Dick: Boo, who got the Dick last week for picking up the Kid’s Hash paper while they were running, reminds us that he has been missing a bit lately, but has maintained his membership during this time. On arriving tonight, he received a call of ‘Guest Fees.’ Hooray, who else.
And then Boo was asked by Stiffy, ‘Why are you here so much?’ Look a like Not Good Enough accepts the Dick on behalf of Stiffy.
The Banana Protector is with Fetus.
Awards –nope.
Announcements: 40th Anniversary of Harriets, Oct 26th
Kannot Kan questions the date and then mentions it clashes with the Red Dress Run. Unfortunately his argument falters when he fails to remember the date.
Kampong this Saturday (which now reads last Saturday).
AOB:
- Not Good Enough charged Slocum and Kannot Kan for announcing the Red Dress Run but forgetting the date. [Ed: 5th October, see your newsletter email from last week].
- EMP charged Cock Radio for trying to hide behind a tree. Besides the tree not being very green, CR was wearing this year’s National Day shirt – Bright Orange. (Boo, can we have next year’s ND shirt in jungle camouflage please).
- Desperado had been complaining how desperate she was for things to do. So Hooray suggested she go to do the Koh Samui celebration run, he was going and there would be lots of Singaporeans there. So off she goes, all excited and arrives in Koh Samui for the Hash. There she stood on her own, not knowing even one person at least, because Hooray didn’t even go. Poor Desperado.
- Slowcum Asks Jack Off to jump up and down into the Circle because he has never seen her boobs bounce before. (Jack Off actually looked unbalanced with her new assets.)
- Gypsy then recited Martin Luther King’s famous speech to Jack Off, finishing off with a rewording to ‘Tits at last.’ (Sorry, not real familiar with the speech)
- Cock Radio heard that Two Jugs arrived a bit late, so decided to do the Short Run hoping to catch up. However, she became lost all alone in the jungle and had to turn back to home. Umm, Two Jugs, did you go down the steps at the long/short split? Yes was her reply. Two Jugs, there was no jungle on the short run; you were on the long run. L for LONG and S for SHORT. Give the blonde a drink.
On that note, On On to the On.
Scribed by Cock Radio.
On Friday, A hooded robber burst into a bank and, at gunpoint, forced the tellers to load their cash into a plain brown bag.
As the robber approached the door, one brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robber’s face.
Without a moment’s hesitation, the robber shot the customer.
He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him.
The robber instantly shot & killed her also.
Everyone in the bank, by now horrified, stared down at the floor in silence.
The robber yelled, “Well, did anyone else see my face?”
There was a long moment of dead silence in which everyone was terrified to speak.
Then, one old Australian named Bernie, cautiously raised his hand and said,
“My wife got a pretty good look at you.”