The In and Out of Puddles Run.
Hollandse Club, Camden Park.
Hares: Suzee Wong and In and Out
On On: Hollandse Club
The Run:
Under threatening, a mostly orange pack assembled in the car park of the Hollandse club. Pointed out the gate, the nice security guard opened the car gate for us with a bemused look on her face. So we went west on Camden Park and then south on Camden Park. Suspecting a T-check, I held back a bit, only to swear when the pack kept going, then looping back up north on Adam Road – sneaky.
Past the club, we then circled past the Japanese association and condos into the bush just south of the PIE, looping around through accumulated rubbish to a circle check at Kheam Hock Road. Up Kheam Hock to the cemetery, where a T-check sent us back across Lornie Road to another T-check into the reserve – oh so tempting.
Back down to Adam Drive and then down to the shoulder of the PIE, we crossed back under at Eng Neo and along the south Edge of PIE to the long short split at the top of Hillcrest Road. The short went back via Arcadia Road, while the long went down Hillcrest, up Watten Rise (appropriately named), down Shelford Road, and then back up Adam Road – phew puff puff. Good run hares.
The Circle:
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? Good run universally declared.
Tell us about your On On: On the terrace of the Hollandse club, get your pre-orders now.
Guests: Penile Extension, Park Whore Bitch, In and Out, Sweet Thighs, Fetus, Golden Shower, Trash, Shipyard Flasher, Just Jane, Bugel Boy, Totally Unacceptable, Splint, Malfunktion, and Trevor.
Next week’s run: At the formerly abandoned but now resurrected HDB estate at Dover Road (kind of opposite Fairfield Methodist School). Run site will probably be in the car park behind block 30.
Virgins: Mark and Bryce. Who made you come? Park Whore Bitch, who seems to be hooked on the hash. Welcome, please keep recruiting!
Awards:
- Quickie, well done for 600 runs!
- Loose Change, well done for 800 runs!
- Mother’s Tongue, likewise for 400 runs!
Lipstick: Boo, Bryce, Hooray, Mike, Malfunktion, Penile Extension, Bugel Boy.
Tits: Someone, who shall remain nameless, left them in JB. Never mind, next week.
Dick: Not Good Enough has a long story brewing.
- Any Dutch here tonight? Just Jane and Give Way apparently. NGE wants to know why there is a cow at the gate of the Dutch Club. Just Jane reports that the cow is there to follow home if you are too drunk to find your own way.
- Sybil to represent people who love cows.
- Boo gave NGE the Tits last week and NGE still doesn’t know why, the charge was a little bit incomprehensible but something to do with English. After an explanation it turns out I should have gone to Stiffy – if you look down below you can see why – he has bike shorts on.
So in the end the Dick goes to Stiffy for “sartorial elegance”.
The Banana Protector: Fetus “got this unfairly” last week, which entitles to give it to Too Easy for bad parking.
New Member: Nope.
Announcements: 40th Anniversary of Harriets, Oct 26th
AOB:
- Sneaky Comer notes that many of the pack were in Orange as requested by the hares and noted in the newsletter. Some didn’t get the memo, however, including Wet ‘n Wild, who as on-sec should probably know what’s in the newsletter. And to join her in a drink is Dances with Kerbs, who had asked why Wet ‘n Wild wasn’t in Orange – “didn’t she read the newsletter”. No, and neither did Dances with Kerbs who looked a bit shocked when it was reported that the instruction to wear orange WAS actually in there.
- In and Out had noticed Trash wearing a diaphanous dress and was admiring the view and reported the vista to Malfunktion, who proceeded to tell Trash and she moved away. So give nice view and spoilsport a drink.
- It was nice to have a proper shower at the club, wasn’t it? Not Good Enough was discussing this with Wet ‘n Wild, who reported her shower was a bit cold. She was then silly enough to wonder whether one of the other buttons on the shower might have been for hot water? Give the BIMBO a note.
- Not Tonight wonders if Penile Extension is left or right handed? Why? Boxer has a red left eye. But the charge is for Doctor Croc Hunter, who reached into his medical bag for Optrex to fix her up.
- Croc Hunter gets an unprecedented second drink for the lovely pink colour of his pumps (water pumps that is) tonight (from Loose Change).
- Boxer brings in the happy birthday cake for the August girls – Loose Change, Suzee Wong, Jackoff and Boxer.
- Bugel Boy wants the hares and Boxer in the circle. As we were running though the forest south of the PIE, there were tennis balls everywhere and Bugel Boy picked one up. Boxer asked why? There is always a reason, and at the end Bugel Boy decided the hares had “run his balls off”.
- Vish had a sympathy drink for picking tennis balls up for her dog.
- Mother’s Tongue to Stiffy – a MAMIL – middle aged man in Lycra.
- Wet Brazilian has a suggestion for future hares – don’t set a long / short run, set a run for long legged and a run for short legged. She was running with Wee Willy and had to sprint to keep up with him while he was walking. (I have look-alike Bugel Boy written down but memory is fading as to why).
- Sybil was walking with her chauffeur, Dances with Kerbs, who wasn’t satisfied with the length of the walk and wanted to “keep doing more”, apparently leaving Sybil behind. There was also something about Splint not being able to make mulled wine in December because of exams. Well it was Sybil, I was distracted by the tummy display.
- Park Whore Bitch helps out with the last three beers: Wet Brazilian for taking long run, Mike for wearing Orange (good study up), and Just Jane for following the cow home.
On that note, On On to the On On.
Scribed by Sneaky Comer.
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink.
After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them.
He asks the first duck, “What’s your name?”
“Huey,” replies the duck.
“So, how’s your day been?”
“Oh, I’ve had a great day,” replies Huey. “I’ve been in and out of puddles all day.”
The bartender asks the second duck, “What’s your name?”
“Duey,” replies the duck.
“So, how’s your day been?”
“Oh, I’ve had a great day,” replies Duey. “I’ve been in and out of puddles all day.”
The witty bartender says to the third duck, “So I guess your name is Louie?”
The duck replies, “Nope, I’m Puddles.”