The Almost Good Enough Run.
International Business Park, Jurong East
Hares: Not Good Enough & Give Way
On On: On Site Delhi curry delights.
The Run:
The Hares appeared, one looking rather hot, sweaty and frazzled, while the other arrived by car looking remarkably fresh. A discrete (almost) heated discussion then took place on who should sweep, with one Hare adamant it would not be him as he would be risking a coronary malfunction.
This led to us being told that the run was set on a lot of marital angst, as well as some chalk, flour and yellow tape in the jungle. (Jungle in Jurong East?)
So off we set, immediately into the jungle looking for yellow tape. The Hares milked this endangered piece of Jurong vegetation for all that they could, winding us sideways and in and out as much as possible.
Eventually it was time to cross the canal and head towards the old railway bridge up near Sunset Way. But no, we headed the other direction and into some back streets. Far canal, interesting manouvre Hares. But the Hares had done their homework and found another plot of vacant Jurong land for us to admire and mentally calculate how many HDB’s (ed: shouldn’t that be condos) and shopping malls it could accommodate.
Another bridge back over the canal, where a local girl running towards us gave Stiff and me a suggestive look. Or was it the saliva dripping down our chin she was staring at?
The Hares had spared nothing for this run, having a lovely new pedestrian bridge constructed to bring us back over the AYE and straight into the Business Park.
Bugle Boy and I decided to show true companionship and finish the run together hand in hand rather than trying to out sprint each other. But 10 metres before the beer wagon, he pushed me over like a typical Yankee bully. May a fly land in your beer.
Everyone enjoyed the shorter run and chance for an early night. Thanks Hares, the angst was worth it.
The Circle: Jack Off gets the Circle going nice and early.
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? Not enough angst, too long, too much sex. Bloody good run.
Tell us about your On On: Bloody Indian food from Bloody India, free beer.
Next week’s run: EMP, PWB farewell run at Lower Pierce Reservoir off Upper Thompson Rd.
Lipstick: CR, Comes Quietly, HR and Posh Duck still in his work clothes.
Guests: Golden Shower, Park Whore Bitch, Trevor, Vicki, Sweet Thighs, Bugle Boy, Just Jane, Eskimo Quinn, Stiff.
In and Out is in as a Returnee.
Virgins: rather scarce these days.
New Member: Nope.
Tits: Kan Not Kan, on behalf of Kan the Kobra, is slow to get the Tits out. Sneaky Comer was a candidate for asking if Vicky ran, and if she did then did she pay? Bugle Boy is a chance for not getting lost. And Sweet Thighs for refusing to give KNK a lift. By this stage, there are a number of handbags in the Circle, so Goes Down Easy thoughtfully takes them, although Sneaky Comer was reluctant to give his up. And the winner is Sweet Thighs
Dick: Jack Off is holding it for Dragon Breath. She calls in Raindrops. Who is Raindrops we asked. She meant Golden Showers. With all the ensuing laughter, I missed the Charge.
Banana Protector: Zipp and Gypsy have taken it diving.
Awards – 400 100 Runs – Stiffener
100 Runs – Forced Entry
400 Runs – Wet Pet
AOB:
- Not Good Enough is puzzled how Kan Not Kan and In and Out managed to turn a straight forward 40 minute run into a complicated 65 minute run.
- Sneaky Comer is puzzled how Jack Off and Two Jugs managed to not find their way home from the last bridge. It was 100 metres from the Beer Wagon.
- Birthday wishes to Bugle Boy, Goes Down Easy, Posh Duck.
- Bugle Boy tells a story about KNK getting his haircut at a barber in Chinatown. Everytime he was there, CR would turn up and ask the barber how long before KNK would be finished. And everytime CR would say that he couldn’t wait. Puzzled, the Barber finally sent Eskimo off to see where CR was going to. On returning, Eskimo replied that CR was visiting Kan the Kobra. Boom boom.
- Wet Patch [ed: is long gone, I think you mean Wet Pet, how late in the afternoon at Chong Pang was this run report written?] charges Jack Off for not knowing the difference between a raindrop and a golden shower.
- Stiffy charged Fu$kin’ Easy for being such a tight arse and taking his wife to the Hash for her Birthday.
- This backfired on Stiffy, as he was reminded that he took his wife to the Hash for their 25th wedding anniversary
- Not Good Enough charged Bugle Boy for his Chinatown Barber story. It was all believable except why would CR need to go to a barber for a haircut??
- Sybil charged the 2 Hares. Normally they set a very long run at Telok Blangah. ‘F#*king long. And there are f#*king complaints. And thus she thanks them for tonight’s short run and no complaints. Not Good Enough compliments himself on getting his length right.
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Comes Quietly should have been charged for admiring how Croc Hunter still managed to get the Beer Wagon to the run site on time, despite being given instructions over the phone by a female (Sweet Thighs)
On that note, On On to the On On.
Scribed by Cock Radio.
POOF, THE LIGHT GOES OFF !
A 72-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back normal so the doctor says, “Harry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?”
Harry replies, “God and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so he’s fixed it when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof!, the light goes on. When I’m done, poof!, the light goes off.”
“Wow, that’s incredible,” the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Harry’s wife. “Mrs. White,” he says, “Harry is doing fine but I had to call you because I’m in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom, and when he’s done, poof! The light goes off?”
“OH GOOD GRIEF!” Mrs. White exclaims, “He’s pissing in the fridge again!”