The Farewell Seamen Run
Lower Pierce Reservoir.
Hares: EMP & PWB
On On: On Site The Boxer’s Filipino delights.
The Harriet’s Classifieds.
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40th Anniversary Celebration
Saturday Oct 26th
Cheval Restaurant, Turf City.
Member’s $99 – 7 course meal, free flow and entertainment. And a T Shirt Run.
Guests $120, or $110 if paid by the end of September.
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Harriet’s Breast Cancer Awareness Run. October 2nd, Dempsey.
Harriet’s Halloween Run, Wednesday Oct 30th, Dempsey.
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Red Dress Run. 1st Saturday in October. See Dragon Breath.
Full Moon Hash (last Thursday, bad luck)
Samurai Tokyo Hash is holding the Olympics. Thanks Animal & No Nuts.
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The Run:
Comes Quietly was certain we were in for trouble with the National Parks for not having a permit. The Hares had it covered though, because at this stage a permit is not required for Bishan Park and HDB’s, which is where we ran.
Hooray led Tiger Lily across the road so that she was first to pick up trail in Bishan Park. Seriously, it is no fun following Tiger Lily around as she tries to locate trail. At one stage she actually followed herself by doing a 360 degree loop around one of those little footpath roundabouts, calling out ‘Are you?’ to herself.
Knowing where the trail left the Park further up (I saw the markings from my taxi on the way), I left Tiger running in circles trying to catch her own tail.
Over the road and into the real world of HDB living. This was a fabulous insight into how some 70% of the population lives, including myself. A T Check on Ave 3 stuffed me, possibly because I was distracted by a nice pair of legs standing next to a chalk marking.
I ended up at Ang Mo Kio MRT, resulting in a rather long loop around to Sembawang Hills Drive before picking up trail again.
Meanwhile, most of the Pack cut through the back roads and Parks of Ang Mo Kio. Comes Quietly kept mumbling something about us not having a National Parks permit.
Finally he got his chance, as we hit the boardwalk for the final stretch home. However, the Hares had wisely avoided placing any markings in the National Park – let’s face it, once you are on the board walk there is only one way home.
Good run, nice sunset and not a sign of a permit. Well done Hares, who then gave out Hash socks to all the runners to remember them by. Especially when we get them dirty and smelly.
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The Circle: Jack Off gets the Circle going with a roar, as she tells us what good value the 40th Celebration is. It is not just a Celebration Run. And it is not just a Celebration Dinner. It is a Celebration Run and D&D combined. So that means alcohol from the time the Run finishes till midnight. Plus a full on meal. Plus entertainment. Plus a shirt. Plus a great run. Try doing that on your own in Singapore for $99. So there, put that in your pipe and smoke it.
Sybil then declares she will be there, but she is after a 3 in one involving the lads visiting from Japan.
It’s a Celebration. Come and enjoy.
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Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? Not enough park, more HDB, too much seamen.
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Tell us about your On On: The Boxer’s Filipino delights. $12.
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Next week’s run: At short notice, Two Jugs and Goes Down Easy. The Colbar.
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Guests: Golden Shower, Trash, Park Whore Bitch, Vicki, Sweet Thighs, Bugle Boy, Just Jane, Eskimo Quinn, Stiff, Mr. No Nuts, Animal, Matahari, Butt Wiper, Dragon Breath, Foetus, Penile Extension, Ayam Zinking, EMP.
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Lipstick: CR, the Tokyo boys, Butt Wiper and Hooray for leading Tiger Lily to the trail.
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Virgins: Marta. She’s alright, she’s alright. But we could not verify she was flat chested as she was covered up with a jacket.
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New Member: Nope.
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Tits: Sweet Thighs was ready to shove the Tits down the next throat who interrupted her charge. Actually, having Sweet Thighs Tits shoved into your mouth is not such a bad thought.
EMP & PWB texted her all night last Saturday at Oktoberfest – ‘where are you, where are you…’ So she finally catches up with them and as soon as they saw her told her they had to go now.
Just Jane & Goes Down Easy pestered her to go to the Pump Room. ‘Let’s go to the Pump Room, Let’s go to the Pump Room, Let’s go to the Pump Room…So she takes them to the Pump Room and 5 minutes later they tell her they want to go home.
Goes Down Easy takes the Tits, and a fine pair she has.
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Dick: Golden Showers has Jack Off for calling him Raindrops, Two Jugs for calling him Golden Dragon, Kan Not Kan for telling him the Full Moon Run was next week, but was really this week, and Sybil for telling him she did not need him tonight because she had already been picked up. By popular demand, Pick Up gal gets the Tits.
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Banana Protector: Zipp and Gypsy have taken it diving.
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Awards – Nope.
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AOB:
- Jack Off is in savage form and lets fire at Sweet Thighs and Just Jane for disrespect to the GM. Not sure what they did, but being females the chances are they were probably chatting.
- Stiffy charges Animal from Samurai Hash for disrespect to a revered elder. He told another visitor to follow the old man. Not only disrespectful, but everyone knows you don’t follow Boo.
- CR explains that there will now be a standard charge of $100 for advertising runs at the Circle if you want them in our widely distributed and respectable weekly that now features a special Classifieds section. Far cheaper than the Straits Times and more widely read.
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Bugle Boy was told by EMP’s ex GF that EMP was a nice guy. But he got her a talking bird for a Birthday present. On the first night in her house, Talking Bird said, ‘New house, new madam,’ as soon as it saw the GF.
Then 3 of the ex GF’s walked into the room, and talking bird said ‘New house, new girls.’
The Ex GF was a bit puzzled by all this Bird Talk.
Then EMP walked in the front door and Talking Bird looked up and said ‘Hello Shane.’ Boom boom.
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Dragon Breath was following Desperado. But it seems Desperado was more desperate than usual. She was following construction arrows. They could have ended up locked in a construction site with foreign workers.
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On that note, On On to the On On.
Scribed by Cock Radio.
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Aussie love Poem.
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Of course I love ya darlin
You’re a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you’re gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don’t mind a bit of flab
It means that when I’m ready
There’s somethin’ there to grab
So your belly isn’t flat no more
I tell ya, I don’t care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I’m tellin’ ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it’s very sexy
That you’ve got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna’s grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what u look like
I’ll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the cricket’s on
And fetch another beer!
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brings a lump to your throat doesn’t it!!