Upper Thompson Road near the Longhouse
Posh Nash & Royal Tit
The “Never Mind, the Paper will still be there” Run
Run report by Sneaky Comer
A new committee brings on a new efficiency (or maybe the GM just has a watch), as “gather around” was called a few minutes before 6. Or maybe it was those big black clouds scudding over that had us off to an early start. Anyway, it was on out the car park, up towards the housing estate, and straight past the steps where the trail went. Mmmm, what was happening? Tiger Lily was back out in front and her eyesight hasn’t improved during her enforced layoff – she has been to the physio but not the optometrist. Up the stairs to a circle check, up the drain to the estate, up the fence line and then into the Macritchie trail. By this point the heavens had well and truly opened and the hares were sweeping but not carrying any spare paper or flour. Oh well, it must just be a run around the track.
But no, a bit down the way we headed into the bush, and bush it was! Paper was starting to disappear, ants were all over the place, and we had a little trouble following trail. A nice run up the creek, under and over downed trees, up a slippery slope or two, and finally back onto the grassy knoll behind the houses in Bright Hill. Then it was around down the pipeline towards Venus Drive and it was starting to look like a very long run, until we doubled back into Windsor Park, through Soo Show Walk, and then back down behind Upper Thompson Road and back home.
Wow, I recalled all that without a GPS. Anyway, I was back in about 1:05 and I am getting fat and slow, so suppose the front runners had about 55 minutes. A really nice run hares, very adventurous and something a little bit different for this area. Thanks.
Circle report by Wet Brazilian
First of all I must say Thanks to Cock Radio for being so kind as not to show on the first hash of the new committee and thus giving me a chance to step in straight away!
“But I thought I would only have to do this once or twice a year, not on the first B—- week!” I said for the hundredth time to anybody who would listen.
The new GM, Shoe Shopper, thanked Posh Nash and Royal Tit for an exciting, wet run, which started with Two Easy going down for Mr Potato Head!
Father Anus announced the start of next week’s hash will be Lower Pierce Reservoir Car Park.
But we are short of a hare for the following week – no hare, no run!!! (or one lap of Macritchie) So hurry to your emails and let Shoe Shopper know you will step into the breach.
Only one Lipstick boy in the circle unfortunately this week – Mr Potato Head, although Comes Quietly went in for a little bit and came out quietly unnoticed!
Visitors –?, Phoney Sex and Stiff
Returnee – Posh Duck
No tits, but Shaggy Dick had a dick (this week!)
But who to give it to, maybe his fellow Hash Challengers, Shoe Shopper and Wet Patch or Maggot?
Apparently during the challenge poor Shoe Shopper had a bit of chaffing you know where (if she is Australian it must be down under?) and we all know how uncomfortable that can be! However we might not all go to the extent of taking our shorts off in the middle of a hash and then running in our knickers with our shorts on our head! Then Wet Patch apparently had cramp and cried out in pain, so Shoe Shopper came to the rescue in her knickers striding over him and pushing his toes back. At which time some poor Malaysian hashers came round the corner to encounter the scene with Wet Patch shouting “Push harder, push harder!”, “I am pushing, I am pushing!!” Shoe Shopper retorted.
Maggot however ended with the dick for his lack of sense of direction as despite coming across the whole of the pack running the opposite way he continued going the wrong way by himself!
Bodies were on show as awards were given out to Wet Patch for the Most Creative run of 2009 and Stiff for the Best On-on – Congratulations!
New committee were introduced:
GM – Shoe Shopper
? – Posh Nash
? – Wet and Wild
Assistant on-sec – Wet Brazilian
? – Singaporn?
[Web editor’s note: I had to leave this as written, given that the scribe is a member of the committee (Assistant On-Sec to boot) and yet she is unsure who her fellow committee members or what their roles are. She can look it all up at http://www.singaporeharriets.com/aboutus/committee.html].
And rumours abounded as attention was brought to Wet and Wild and Sneaky Comer’s persistent heavy petting and the way Sneaky Comer caressed his wife’s belly – could there be some little wet and wilds on the way?
But don’t listen to what Comes Quietly says especially if he says “Don’t Follow me” when he is running in front of the hare!
The other person we should know better than to follow was, the recently returned missing in action, Tiger Lily who lived up to her reputation by running straight passed the trail.
Tiger Lily brought to everybody’s attention an article in last week’s Today’s paper about the Beach Boys of Bali, (alias Shaggy Dick) who sell sex to female tourists – especially Japanese girls as Mr Potato Head pointed out.
Talking of making people happy Stiffy was very happy on the run when Mr Potato Head’s supposedly fell in the deep water and placed his hand on a place where it shouldn’t be!
Tiger Lily was pulled into the circle by Jackoff who was wearing a toad covered t-shirt from Cairns. She was shocked at how ugly the toads were, so maybe if she wants to do some kissing she should take a trip to Bali!
On On On to the Long House