The Halloween Run
Dempsey Road
Hare: Cock Radio
On On: On Site The Boxer’s Goulash and Pavlova (yum)
The Run: With a reasonable portion of the pack scarily dressed, hare Cock Radio reported a short run where the point was to scare people and take photos, not run at 1,000 miles an hour through all the checks (pointedly looking at Tiger Lily). Tiger Lily replied that she understood and would comply. The pack were also asked to hold the checks. On out on to Peirce Road, we went down to Holland Road and then backwards and forwards across it. The along in front of the restaurants on Holland before down to a circle check in front of the Botanic Gardens where everyone was supposed to stop for a photo. Which they need, with a lot of gnashing of teeth. Back across Holland and back up Minden Road, then along Harding for a final photo check at the fountain at Dempsey Cluster, then on home with spooky sounds as we passed the restaurants.
The Circle: Since it is Halloween, the committee takes a back seat and GM Stiffy calls the circle to order. This doesn’t stop (in fact encourages) the committee and others continuing to talk constantly through the circle.
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? Very good run, thanks Cock Radio.
Tell us about your On On: Over there (pointing), Goulash by the Boxer @ $12.
Next week’s run: Bukit Brown Chinese Cemetery by Sneaky Comer, on on at the Red Lantern.
Guests: a million! Seaman Saver, Richard, Golden Shower, Dimples, Hoover, Ayam Kampong, Dragon Breath, Caroline, Vaticunt, Dinky Kong, Totally Unacceptable, Foot Long Focker, Baby, Babysitter, Penile Extension, Poo Bag, Mark.
Virgins: Tony, Just Stephanie (lol). Stiffy brings virgin in who is a virgin, but somehow Two Jugs wrote a hash name down, Just Stephanie, so how can she be a virgin???….. american, blonde, think virgin…
Returnees: Malfunktion.
Stiffy charges Grand Mistress Jackoff for Interruption!
Stiffy charges Mal for being scary?
Cock Radio saw someone coming up the road to the run site, then 15 minutes later, saw same someone getting off the bus, walking up, 3 attempts and she still didn’t get to the run on time… the Durian seller has moved… in Lethal Weapon.
Lipstick (it is Halloween so this week we charge women in front, Shaving Cream): Red Snapper, Quickie, Comes Quickly, Sweet Thighs, Sybil, Ayam Kampong, Jackoff, Tiger Lily, Two Jugs, Stephanie, Caroline, Wet Brazilian.
Tits: Stiff calls in Grand Mattress, Stiffy, Malfunction, Sybil, No costume? No hash gear? [Ed: in fact MIML – Middle Aged Man in Lycra]. Goes to Stiffy.
Dick: A Dickless Run.
Awards – nope.
Stiffy announces men have priority with charges.
AOB:
- Sneaky Comer says Saturday night was a lot of fun…! They were trying to rest when he got a message, when are the photos going to be on the website? Then, 5:30am – on sec gets message do Harriets have facebook? When are photos going up? Grand misstress Jackoff finally joined the Harriets facebook page!! Wow! Welcome!
- Mother’s Tongue gave Dinky Kong a down down for saying he was a virgin… but he has a hash name!
- Not Tonight said the stand in hash brew, Fat Crashing Bastard was not keeping pace… he answered, “I can service that many women in no time.”
- Not Good Enough told Stiffy he would like to come in the circle, then Stiffy promptly chose his wife over him! Men first? Stiffy drinks. Then, Not Good Enough says he’s standing by the poor little virgin who gets called in for being named “Just,” then charges Dinky Kong for saying, “It’s because of me she’s got that name!” (Sybil would like to hold hands with DK)
- Former Grand Mistress Jackoff would like to thank the committee members for all of their hard work putting on a great Harriets 40th anniversary celebration!
- Tiger Lily charges Dinky Kong (visiting from Samuri Hash) for being engaged yet traveling with a virgin.
- Fat Crashing Bastard commends Too Easy on her amazing performance in Hawaii at the World Offroad Championships. She represented the HHH well! Everyone made it back okay even thought the traveling was a bit rough in Tokyo with customs checking Too Easy’s bag! Well done!
- Stiffy unpacked his new Harriets 40th anniversary run shirt and asked if Not Tonight liked it, to which she replied, “If I look like Two Jugs it will be great!”
- Not Good Enough calls the Americans into the circle… can’t remember why because I went in the circle…
- Stiffy looks for best costume from Comes First, Not Tonight, Sweet Thighs, Golden Showers +++ and everyone drinks
- Wet Brazilian charges HooRay for saying Comes First looks sexy because she hasn’t got any kids yet. Wet Brazilian wants to show Hooray some sexy mamas so she brings in Goes Down Easy to prove her point.
- Mother’s Tongue calls in everyone with F%^& Me Shoes – Goes Down Easy, Sweet Thighs, Too Easy, and Loose Change – I’m pretty sure it was for a good reason like following Hash rules or something.
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Not Tonight charges MalfunKtion for being an Awah imposter! (Hair)
On that note, On On to the On On.
Scribed by Goes Down Easy with some assistance J