The One Foot In The Grave Run (aka Sneaky Comer’s Birthday Run)
Bukit Brown Cemetery
Hares: Sneaky Comer, Wet n
‘n Wild, with Cock Radio as Hornet decoy.
On On: The Red Lantern
The Run:
A sneaky and slightly wet but not too wild a trail was set by the Hares, with runners only venturing out of the Cemetery once, and that was a T Check. The usual areas were covered, Hobbit Hill, the stream by the market gardener’s shed, the little wood bridge, the stream behind the houses and so on.
At one stage, runners thought they were leaving the cemetery when they went onto Mt. Pleasant Rd. But a T Check and very clever loop back through the jungle got everyone onto a familiar trail.
Eventually the stream at the back of the houses was reached. While not quite looking like the Amazon, it was flowing swiftly from the previous day’s downpour. Some runners plodded precariously along the muddy edge, while others took the cleaner option and waded through the middle of the stream.
Due to injury sustained in helping set the run, I was unable to participate so can’t provide any first hand acts of stupidity that were committed along the way.
The Circle: Jack Off is back, after being put in her place by the men at last week’s Halloween Run.
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? An exhuming run.
Tell us about your On On: Red Lantern.
Next week’s run: A virgin trail by Comes First at Sembawang, with assistance from Cock Radio.
Guests: Totally Unacceptable, Dead Fish, Where’s The Beef, Golden Raindrop Shower, Dimples, Bugle Boy, Sally, Fore Play, Jules. Returnee In and Out.
Lipstick: Bugle Boy, Totally Unacceptable, Trevor
Tits: Stiffy was asked if he would illegally copy his illegally downloaded playlist. Wee Willy for potential piracy.
Dick: No
Banana Protector: Wet ‘n Wild charged Cock Radio for saying that a wide angled lens was needed to take a photo of her from behind. And Stiffy for calling her flat chested. Stiffy wins.
Awards – Nope.
AOB:
- Cock Radio charged Sneaky Comer for using him as Hornet bait when setting the run.
- The Christmas Run will be on the Thursday 26th December at the House of Stiff
- Bugle Boy saw Sally driving her car erratically and was pulled over by the police. They found 14 penguins in the back seat. “That’s cruel don’t you think, where are you taking them,’ asked Mr. Plod.
Sally replied that she was taking them to the zoo, and so the police let her go. The next day, the same police pulled Sally over and again they found 14 penguins in the back seat. ‘ You told us you were taking them to the zoo. So I suppose you are taking these to the zoo too? Said the policeman. ” We went to the zoo yesterday, today we are going to Universal Studios,’ informed Sally. Sally will now be forever known as Penguin.
- Cock Radio recalls how Sneaky Comer recently did some damage to his shins when he went down a drain. So how would he overcome this fear of drains? Get right back in a drain and show who is boss. Sneaker Comer climbed into every drain possible to put chalk marks this afternoon. Even with the looming thunderstorm, he kept putting chalk arrows in drains, footpaths, walls. In fact everywhere that would bear the brunt of a torrential downpour.
- Sybil, Dances With Kerbs and Zipp are given a Happy Deepavali.
- Wee Willy and Louise are given a nice and a not so nice farewell as they head to Australia are 25 years here.
- Happy Birthday Sneaky Comer and Zipp.
- Jack Off says that it is Stiffy’s Birthday but he would not come in because he wants to be on his own.
- Cock Radio noticed Wee Willy still has mud on his legs. Australian Customs will not let him into the country with mud. So Cock Radio grabbed the hose of a water tanker that has just driven in and readied to wash Wee Willy down. Wait, that’s not a water tanker, it’s a sewage pumper. Wee Willy now really in the shit.
Scribed by Cock Radio
One dark night in the small town of Garfield, NJ, a fire started inside the local sausage factory. In a blink the building was engulfed in flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments for miles around.
When the first volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the sausage company president rushed to the fire chief and said, “All of our secret sausage recipes are in the vault in the center of the plant. They have to be saved, so I will donate $50,000 to the fire company that brings them out and delivers them to me.”
But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in because the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer to extricate the secret recipes was now $100,000 to the fire department that could save them.
Suddenly from up the road, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the fire engine of the nearby Lodi, NJ volunteer fire department composed mainly of Italian firefighters over the age of 65.
To everyone’s amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these Italian firefighters, passed the fire engines parked outside the plant and drove straight into the middle of the inferno. Outside, the other firemen watched in amazement as the Italian old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire as if they were fighting to save their own lives. Within a short time, the Lodi old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret recipes.
The grateful sausage company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman accomplishment he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave elderly Italian firefighters.
A TV news crew rushed in after capturing the event on film. The ‘on camera’ reporter asked the Italian fire chief, “What are you going to do with all that money?”
“Wella,” said Chief Pasquale De Luccinellavanti, the 70-year-old fire chief, “de fursta tinga we gonnna do isza fixa de brakes on dat fockinna truck!!”