Run Report #2112 20/11/2013

The Shoe Shopper & Wet Patch Memorial Run

Mt Sinai Rise, canal lane.

Hares: Wet Brazilian & Posh Nash

On On: E-sarn Thai Cuisine, Ridgewood Condo

 

The Run:

Far Canal, what a run. The short was long and the long was far canal long.

First Circle at Ulu Pandan intersection confused the Pack. What, we go down one side of the canal and then go the other side in the opposite direction for 2kms? Come on.

Ok, the other side of the canal along the connector path we went. Two Jugs and Hubby enjoyed the scenery and strolled hand in hand. Not with each other though.

Admittedly, due to T Checks, there were some detours, and lucky no one detoured to hospital with a broken ankle. Through some ugly and very smelly ‘jungle,’ Dover MRT passed by us and it was back onto the canal connector to join the walkers.

Paper was seen the other side of the canal. Over we go. Here things got a bit slippery. Especially if you took the tiered waterfall drain up the wall that Comes Quietly and I did. Our sense of achievement was deflated when we scampered over the top only to see Hooray lurking.

Well, it was here almost that the long /short split was reached. Posh Nash led the hardy and foolish on the long. Long was far canal long.

Long runners back in 1 hour 20 minutes for an 8km workout. Apart from Forced Entry who came back in 90 minutes.

 

The Circle: Jack Off gets the troops gathered on the grass.

 

Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? A good far canal run. The Hares said it was an excellent run.

 

Tell us about your On On: Thai in the condo up the road.

 

Next week’s run: Stiffy and Josephine, Pepys Rd.

 

Guests: Oh dear, I found last week’s list but now I have lost this week’s. Well, there were Comes Quietly’s friends and a few others.

 

Lipstick: Hooray, 2 visitors, Penile Extension, Boo, Comes Quietly, CR.

 

Tits: Wet Brazilian forgot them…..

 

Dick: Comes Quietly charged Posh Nash, who almost led the way on the long run, for giving false clues at checks.

 

Banana Protector: Wet Brazilian forgot it ……

So Posh Nash quickly passes her the Dick – so now she has all 3.

 

Awards –Nope.

 

AOB:

• Get well Too Easy…
  
• Tiger Lily was congratulated for winning a race, even though she completed 2 laps of the course instead of 1. Didn’t see the ‘Finish’ sign.
  
• Boo told Stiffy that when you retire as a teacher you need to move on, not return to teaching.
  
• Boo then got the Aussies in for spying on the Indonesians.
  
• Stiffy warns future Hares that their run site must include a disabled ramp to cater for injury prone runners such as Too Easy.
  
• Cock Radio takes a self picture of himself and the Aussies. Yes, ‘Selfie” is the Oxford Dictionary’s word of the year, and it originated in Australia.
  
• Wet Pet states that in the UK, a selfie is what you do to yourself when you don’t have a partner.
  
• Penile Extension lines up 3 runners – this Aussie got a Stiffy having a Selfie with Quickie. Yippee.
  
• Hooray charged Stiff for lending the girls a groping hand instead of a helping hand in a difficult part of the run. It’s the thought that counts. Although we know exactly what Stiff was thinking.
  
• Tiger Lily complained of suffering dizzy spells from looking at Hooray’s shirt.
  
• Our visitor from Cambridge wants a ride to the On On – he is old and has a full bladder.
  

   

On on to the On On.

Scribed by Cock Radio

 

 

Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand.”

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Here is an astute answer:

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“When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE;

        but, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.

                And when the right one catches you with the wrong one,

                        you are ‘COMPLETELY FINISHED’!”