The ‘Not Far From Last Week’s Run’ Run
Vigilante Drive
Hare: Bagless Too
On On: On Site The Boxer, Steak, Salmon, fruit salad
The Run:
After a metre of rain in the past few days, and under threatening skies, it takes a brave man to set a run on chalk. Or a Scotsman who calculates that 2 pieces of chalk is far cheaper than a bag of flour and 2 rolls of toilet paper.
After a few loops around the summit of the park, it was then down the hill and along the fence line of Normanton Park and into wedding photo hill. Tiger Lily and Shirley Temple were doing all the Checks. Plenty of ups and downs had us huffing and puffing as we finally ended up on Alexandra Rd.
Comes Quietly smelt a T Check over the bridge and did not take a step. Shirley Temple had a slight whiff of a T Check and stopped half way over. Tiger Lily was left to go all the way over and confirm that it was a T Check.
Coo Chi Coo called that he needs a woman with a nice bum, and immediately Comes First in figure hugging tights ran past. It was then a sprint through Hort Park before the long haul back up the hill.
Back in 50 minutes after a nice run.
The Circle: Two Jugs is in charge. The Circle is formed into an oblong so as not to block the pathway.
Crikey, so what did we think of that for a run? Up and down, the frogs liked it. Good run.
Tell us about your On On: The Boxer, $12. Salmon and steak.
Next week’s run: Labrador Park, Totally Unacceptable.
Guests: Just Jane, Dead Fish, Totally Unacceptable, Mati Hari, Dog Bush, Coo Chi Coo, King Lear, Dragon Breath, Pepe, Ollie, Shirley Temple, Knobby Boy Scout, Bagless Too, Penile Extension,
Returnees: Ayam Kampong, In and Out
Virgins: Nope
Lipstick: Hooray, CR, Shirley Temple.
Tits: Wet Brazilian has them, but forgot to bring.
Dick: Wet Brazilian has it. See above.
Banana Protector: Wet Brazilian again. See above.
Awards –Nope.
AOB:
- Tiger Lily gets a bit tongue tied and let’s out that she was getting laid before the run. Anyway, there she was on South Buona Vista and Stiff roared straight past her on his bike without stopping. Stiff didn’t think she could have got her leg over.
- Hooray informs us that Tiger Lily came 7th in the veterans at last week’s marathon, beating Shirley Temple by 4 minutes.
- Totally Unacceptable is wondering why Dragon Breath has to drive the 100meters from her home to the run site. Totally Unacceptable.
- Too Easy has sympathy for Knobby Boy Scout who arrived late and had difficulty finding trail. CR is dragged in as representative of the FRB’s for not breaking the Checks.
- Kan Not Kan tells us that Singapore came in 5th as the least corrupt nation. The other month, the 2 Hares from the Monday Hash were threatened with $5000 fines for not getting NP’s permission to set a run. 2 weeks later the fines were waived. It’s not what you do, it’s who you do. A couple of corrupt Singaporeans are brought in and charged.
- Dragon Breath mentions that at last week’s run, Goes Down Easy had told her husband to come along after the run to the On On at Kitchen 99. But where was he? ‘I wonder where my husband is?’ she repeated 7 times, getting rather concerned. So where was F#*king Easy? 20 metres away in a bar drinking on his own. That did not go down easy with his wife.
- Not Tonight gets all the Yanks in for complaining about the noisy frogs. They are American Bullfrogs you whackers, they are meant to be loud.
- Dragon Breath had a good run because Buttwiper wasn’t here. Bagless Too in as a look alike. Buttwiper was training for the Urban Run, but got caught up in traffic. Dragon Breath suggested he come to the On On instead of training. Healthy salmon, steak, salad, fruit salad etc, just right for an athlete in training. Buttwiper refused the offer and went to Fat Bastards Burgers instead. Tiger Lily, another athlete who looks after herself, immediately called out that she knows where that place is.
- Kan Not Kan then charged Tiger Lily for not only going to Fat Bastards Burgers but associating with a Fat Bastard last weekend.
- We run in any conditions, rain, hail or shine, right? During tonight’s run, a couple of spots of rain fell, prompting a response of ‘It’s raining, I’m going back to the car.’ That’s the spirit Suzee Wong.
- Dragon Breath then charged Not Tonight for carrying an umbrella with her all the way. We could have used her as a lightning conductor.
On on to the On On.
Scribed by Cock Radio
Sneaky Comer’s Bad Day (why he didn’t run last week)
There I was, sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
“Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?” he says menacingly, as I burst into tears.
“Come on, man,” the biker says, “I didn’t think you’d CRY. I can’t stand to see a man crying.”
“This is the worst day of my life,” I say. “I’m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don’t have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home, there I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me.”
“So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve. Then you show up and drink the whole thing!
But enough about me, how’s your day going?”