The “You can find shaggy in the city, if you look hard enough” Run
Fort Canning Park.
Hare: Red Snapper
On On: London Bar on Boat Quay
The Circle:
What did we think of the run?: Run was very good well laid even a tiny bit of shaggy. Frontrunners finished about 6:55. Good run, thanks Red Snapper.
Next week’s run: Lorong Sesuai – Cunnilicker.
Guests: Totally Unacceptable, Matahari, Onnorehea, Allen, John Pepe, Goes Bothways, Handbag, In & out, Tina Tuna, Impossible, Stiff, Stiffener.
Virgins: nope.
Returnees: nope.
Lipstick: Hooray, Boo, Kannot Kan, Comes both ways. @ Special gentlemen Gautier & John Pepe were too shy to say they needed a woman when they broke a check so they waved their arms and called hey hey (tiger lily charge).
Dick: Stiffy gave them to Kan the Kobra for dancing in the nude.
Tits: Slocum gave them to Kannot Kan for running in behind Tiger Lily (he didn’t do the run) saying “I’m second”.
Banana Keeper: …Not present.
AOB:
- Boo charged Americans re cold wind from the Arctic circle in the states called them in to give them a warm welcome to Singapore – and Yankees pay $1 more.
- Stiffy – Must live by the law in Singapore even if you’re here for a few days. Can’t swing a U-turn & go up a one way street the wrong way (Stiff got charged).
- Slocum charged Stiffy for having a car too long because of the bike rack on his car.
- Boo, Quickie got out of court case to come to hash for farewell run for Stiff n Stiffener.
- Deep Throat – sang her happy birthday.
- Penile Extension charged Stiffy, Not Tonight, Too Easy for thinking it was Boxer’s birthday and saying happy birthday to her and spreading it around that it was her birthday.
- Not Tonight charged the Americans re the 9/11 being a very serious event but some Americans from the fire service were found cheating. They said they were severely traumatized by the event and couldn’t leave the house yet some were caught out jet skiing shame on the Americans.
- Kamala charged GM & Deep Throat asked GM where her F me shoes were like the lovely ones D Throat was wearing
- Goes Both Ways complained about no haberdash and that he wanted to spend $50 on a t-shirt plus give one to Harriets. Stiff gave him one from his car.
- Handbag charged Stiff and Stiffener re it being sad they were leaving but that it was even sadder because Boo can’t leave Singapore (bullshit sand).
- John Pepe & Gautier charged the Harriets re they think this club are just using running as an excuse to drink (dumb shit it sounds like).
- Tiger Lily charged Too Easy, Boxer, Impossible, Gautier as she was wondering what was going on when she saw Boxer pulling up her dress for them until she realized she was showing them her Harriets logo on her underwear.
- TL again Gautier was an ultra-marathoner running 100 km but he’s young could he still even run a marathon like Impossible when he’s Impossible’s age?
On on
Scribed by Wet ‘n Wild