The “last minute tongue lashing” Run
Lorong Sesuai.
Hare: Mother’s Tonque
On On: 24 Lorong Sesuai with food by The Boxer
The Circle:
What did we think of the run?: Probably a good run, the GM caught me with my knickers down so I missed it. Thanks Vish.
Next week’s run: Sembawang Shopping Centre for Australia Day. Hare is Cock Radio.
Guests: missed, still getting changed, welcome anyway.
Virgins: nope.
Returnees: nope.
Farewell: Farewell charge for Stiff & Stiffener with promises from them that it was definitely their last run.
New Members: welcome back In & Out & Ayam Kampong have joined as a replacement for them. They are pisspots etc.
Lipstick: Hooray (surprise surprise), FCB, KK, Malfunction, Stiffy, Stiff, Deadfish, Bugle boy.
Dick: Not Good Enough got dick slipped to him by Kan the Kobra and he assumed she slipped it to him cause she had got enough already then he called Too Easy in because (don’t know as he kept calling new people in & couldn’t write fast enough). I complained, asking if he would make up his bloody mind who he was charging then got the dick for complaining.
Tits: Gypsy charged 100 years ago was WW1 which starting him thinking about Sybil. Reminded him of WW1 aircraft when he saw her warming up waving her arms about it looked like she was going to take off.
Mini tits: Where are they? Oops On Sec might have thrown them out -dobbed in by Forced Entry & given down down.
Banana Keeper: …Something was said about the banana protector by GM but couldn’t hear it.
AOB:
- Stiff & Stiffener called in to present farewell gift & thanks for your great hospitality. Harriet’s given invite to come to Chiang Mai which Ayam Kampong duly accepted. Given an Autograph book & picture frame with photo montage.
- Mother’s Tongue called In & Out & Ayam Kampong in to say thank you for replacing Stiff & Stiffener they should appreciate the Harriets cause they’re not going to get fitter or healthier – much laughter at this.
- Gypsy asked so where’s Xmas run which was duly ignored by Ayam Kampong.
- Suzie Wong charged In & Out saying how long are you joining for? His reply: “one quarter cause it’s cheaper”. Give the tight arse a drink. He did say he would find his replacement PROMISE.
- Fat Crashing Bastard charged Too Easy & Stiff. He didn’t realise until now that Too Easy was having people place fingers on her cause she told him she will miss Stiffs big ‘Chopper”.
- Too Easy asked FCB can you find replacement big chopper when you go to Nigeria. So found one & got it through customs – he then produced a parang. Stiff says what a beauty. FCB points out it was made in England so they have big ones there do they. Too Easy gleefully accepted this.
- Goes Down Easy called Bugle Boy & Kannot Kan in, saying they must have kissed because they had matching lipstick marks on.
- Sybil charged In & Out saying she has a handicap. All her friends help her on the hash run & her heart goes boom boom when In & Out stayed back to help her as well or something like that.
On on
Scribed by Wet ‘n Wild