The ‘Wet Black Thong’ Run
Wet Thong & Black Member
Upper Serangoon Rd
2/6/10
The Run
‘Where the f*#k are we Mal?’
‘F*#ked if I know Mike.’
So went the conversation between those intrepid Aussie outback explorers, the Leyland Brothers.
And tonight’s run site was a bit the same, where the f*#k are we!
The Hares told us that the run was set mainly on flour, paper and chalk. Mmm, so what else? ‘Grass,’ was the reply.
Grass indeed. What sort of joint is this, do they think we are dopes or something? Next they will tell us the run is sponsored by Billabong.
So, with a Tally Ho, the large pack set off across the grassland. No need to stick to the made paths when there is plenty of ankle breaking bomb cratered long grass land to stumble through. Finding an appropriate hole to twist an ankle on, Wet Brazilian let out a cry of pain, immediately prompting Jack Off, who was 20 metres ahead, to turn back and call ‘Hole.’ Better late than never sometimes is not quite correct huh.
With Boo breaking a T Check along a drain, we eventually emerged onto Aljunied Rd and most of the pack followed Boo across and along. Sneaky Comer and I thought better and went the other way, finding trail in at the Funeral Parlour. Hoping it was not a dead end, we called for a woman and ended up with Legolas.
Through more grassland, we emerged out onto Bartley Rd, but not for long! Back into the grasslands. Up and Over Upper Serangoon Rd, where the highlight undoubtedly was –“The Bog”. Anyone with a white shirt was in trouble, and there was lots of call of ‘I am Zinking,’ and by the looks of Ayam Zinking’s shirt, he did.
The Pack then became rather spread out as we journeyed through the Woodleigh Estate before emerging at the overhead bridge to return to the Mosque. Well done Hares.
Crikey, what did we think of that for a run? For a good run, that was a good run, no doubt about it.
Stiffy’s Hash Maths. Nope.
Tell us about your on on mate. On site, Nepalese this and that.
Well what about next week? Singapore, probably Lavender Park. Stay tuned.
Virgins: – A girl from Tassie came in and claimed she had already been a virgin 3 times and was trying for her 4th. Get out of here!
Visitors, returnees and other misfits: S&M, Cock Tease, Trash, Tight Spot, Biggles and Woodbridge.
New Member – nope
Lippy – Ad Nauseum and Hooray were the naughty boys.
The Tits – A joint Tits and Dick effort with Forced Entry and Virginia Slim.
Forced Entry had enquired about my little goatee under my bottom lip. I explained to her about the benefits that it can provide to a female on the receiving end of it, but she wasn’t convinced so I offered to give her a demonstration. Ok, I get the Dick.
Shoe Shopper had been to Thursday Hash recently, and was explaining about the Harriet’s Tits. A verbal description was inadequate, so she proceeded to do a little dance, using her assets to model the Tits. This too proved to be inadequate. So take the Tits, Shopper, and actually show them to Thursday.
The Dick – See above.
Awards – 100 fast runs, Tiger Lily, and it goes to Breast Cancer Awareness.
AOB
· Tiger Lily observed Cock Tease having trouble drying herself after showering – she forgot to bring a towel. She did bring 2 umbrellas though.
· Cock Radio observed Tiger Lily buying new shorts at Haberdash after showering. Why? She forgot her shorts.
· Wet and Wild received an email from Boo regarding where the run site actually was and where it definitely was not. Seems he was worried we might go to the wrong mosque. But in the short email, he used the term ‘and I repeat..’ a multitude of times. Padding out, is this how Lawyers make their money??
· Big Head knows why the GM is becoming forgetful – she is getting older. Cock Tease brings in an oversized Elton John style of glasses with Happy Birthday on them.
· Sneaky Comer was surprised to see such a significant piece of shiggy here in suburbia. As the Aussie School is just up the road, did Black Member bring his students down on a PE run and do a bit of mud creating somehow?
· Wet Thong then corrected the above charge – Black Member’s students are only 5 years old and could not travel so far to create a bog!
· Ad Naseum announces the Kampong Charity Run on the 19th. All for a good cause, be there or be square (or in my case, be in Viet Nam).
· Virginia Slim mentions lots of infamous names who will be attending the Seletar Anniversary Run. Get on the web site to register NOW. Women are invited of course.
· Big Head is always on the lookout for a fine specimen of a man to help her out with her needs. So she thought her luck had changed tonight when she came across a fallen tree on the path that was creating quite an obstacle. There was Ad Naseum helping Ugly Bum over, so she patiently waited for her man to help her. As Ugly Bum reached the other side safely, she grabbed Ad Naseum by the hand and ran off, calling out, ‘You can just jump over it on your own Big Head!’ Here’s to Ugly Bum for not sharing her man around!
· Big Head thanks Wet Thong for providing the bare chested male volleyball players. Black Member, where were the bare chested female players???
· Sneaky Comer noticed that last week’s run report was remarkably accurate for a change. Well, a Hare should be able to describe accurately where his run goes.
· Shaggy Dick 2 and Cock Radio are dressed like the Velcro twins tonight.
· And finally Wet Brazilian charges your scribe for not being man enough to tell her to move out of light when he was scribing. After completing my 3rd consecutive down down, I proceeded to tell her where I was going to shove the lamp if she did it again!
On on on to Yak food.
Scribed by Cock Radio. See you in 3 weeks.