The ‘Oo La La, I can’t think of a better name” Run
Singaporn & Father Anus
Labrador Park
The Run
Well there we were, in car park B, next to the sea, and there was only one way to go, wasn’t there? Well no, actually, the hares did a great job of confusing us and leading us up the hill to what we were sure was the inevitable T check. We were so convinced that Boo bypassed it all together, and from that point on was only seen running “the other way”. A confusing system of arrows going in opposite directions had us scratching our heads when we finally found the t-check up above the Olive Garden. 5 minutes of futile searching had the pack scratching their heads, and spreading to the four winds. I had no idea and ran out the in trail on Port Road, but saw many of the pack on the other side of the grassy field so gather from that the trail went back through the run site, around the Berlayer Tower, and back the other side of the hill.
Joining the rest of the pack on Telok Blangah Road, we headed down towards Vivo City into another T-check (thanks front runners for leaving that one for us to find J). Then up Telok Blangah Street 31 to find the front runners scattered truly in 360 degrees looking to solve a very tough circle check. We searched and searched and finally Mr Potato Head, ably assisted by Boo and Stiffy coming from the other direction, found the on only 3km up the new road that joins Telok Blangah Street 31 and Telok Blangah Heights (or will join them, when they are finished). Now I think we should pause here and have a naming competition for the new road, to help the creative geniuses who are in charge of naming Singapore Roads. My contribution would be Telok Blangah St 31.5, but I am sure you can get your creative juices flowing and come up with something more original.
Another T-check down Telok Blangah Heights f^&cked Tiger Lily and Mr Potato Head, while the rest of the pack was able to duck straight up to the forest walk where Ad Nauseum was waiting and muttering at a circle check. Back to Lock Road was a good bet I thought, so I took the low road while the pack went up onto the overhead Forest Walk. Then it was back down to Lock Road through the forbidden car park, through Little Bali to Alexandria Road, dodging people at crowded bus stops, onto Port Road and home. A good hit out at about 55 minutes for me. Thanks hares, I think I deserved my pizza and beer (burp).
Crikey, what did we think of that for a run? Good Run! Thanks Hares.
Stiffy’s Hash Maths. Nope. However through the miracle of modern technology at mapmyrun.com, 6.2km.
Tell us about your on on mate. On site, Canadian Pizza.
Well what about next week? Comes Quietly came very quietly into the circle and whispered Lorong Sesuai. Fortunately I had advanced notice for the web site so it isn’t a mystery. On on at Red Lantern.
Virgins: welcome Karina. Although her virginity must be the subject of a little debate (see later), she enjoyed the run and may be back next week.
Visitors, returnees and other misfits: Mi Mi, Carol, Ayam Zinking, Sticky Date, Stiff and one or two others I didn’t catch, sorry.
GM privilege: as the visitors were introduced, Jackoff came in pointing her finger at Carol, saying “you should be a member by now”. No pointing in the circle please Jackoff, who gets a drink.
Returnees: welcome back “Brendan Impossible”.
New Member – nope.
Lippy – Boo and Stiffy ran the whole run backwards so therefore were in front at the end of the run, or something. The stand in GM has no lipstick so they get a kiss instead.
The Tits – on vacation in the gulf.
The Dick – on vacation in Vietnam.
Awards – nope.
AOB
· Stiffy asks Singapore into the circle and points out that it is a little confusing to have arrows going the wrong way (that would be because he did the run backwards). However, when he pointed this out to Singaporn during the run she got very stressed about it, thinking she had stuffed up the run. Give her a note.
· Not Tonight asks Karina who made her come? Apparently she met Suzee Wong in Holland Village where she asked for directions. They ended up having lunch together, coming to the run together, so they should have a drink together!
· Mother’s Tongue caught Indecent Exposure “sashaying” by the seaside. Give her a drink.
· Sneaky Comer encountered Ad Nauseum muttering at a circle check in the hill park. Later on he saw him brushing away some flour. Now we know we have to be careful with our trail markings and scattering flour, but to be cleaning it up during the run was thought to be a little too careful.
· Jackoff had been talking to Karina in the circle (naughty) and Karina was heard to remark that this hash gives very small beers for down down charges, while in Indonesia you have to chug a full can. For her trouble she is given a bottle to down, of which about half she dumps on her head. Here’s to the beer shampoo and didn’t you say you were a virgin?????? Jackoff helpfully points out that beer is much more expensive in Singapore.
· Tiger Lily, having forgotten various items of clothing over the last few weeks, was informed by Cock Tease that she had four pairs of disposable panties if she was caught short this week! Here’s to Cock Tease, this could be her lucky night!
· Mother’s Tongue weighs in and suggests that Cock Tease is “down dating”, she would have more luck with edible panties.
· Stiff has a navigational charge and suggests and men know their left from their right but the hare was a bit directionally challenged when giving him instructions earlier in the run. As he headed up the hill, the hare informed him he should turn left at the top of the park (apparently off a cliff). Right would have been a better direction. On in Singaporn.
· Sneaky Comer observed the haberdash trying to sell a VERY short, VERY small, and VERY yellow skirt after the run. No one could possibly buy that, could they, thought Sneaky Comer. It looks even a little too overt for Twin Towers. But no, he was wrong. On in Twin Towers and her short skirt.
· Stiffy met Armless on the run who informed him he had encountered a man who claimed he was Stiffy’s father up at the gun emplacement, and he was waiting for the Japanese to arrive. Stiffy brought in Tiger Lily and Cock Tease and they all had a WWII memorial drink together.
· Hand Bag thinks Tiger Lily is a little naïve, having asked him in the circle “but what’s the attraction in edible undies”. Give her an education, and a drink.
· Tiger Lily gives Too Easy a drink for a good performance in a recent endurance biking event, well done.
· GM has the Geminis in for a birthday drink: Wet Thong, Comes Quietly, Not Tonight, and herself Wet ‘n Wild.
The GM asks “any more charges, the food hasn’t arrived yet” to which Singaporn responds “yes it is, it got here half an hour ago and it’s getting cold”. So its….
On on on to Pizza.
Scribed by Sneaky Comer.