The ‘On yer bike’ Run
Sex Change, ably assisted by Jackoff and Slocum.
The Run
Plenty of visitors, virgins, and returnees gathered in the cul de sac at the end of Springleaf Road (not Drive, Avenue, or Lane). A bigger crowd than in many weeks signaled that Interhash was near. As 6pm approached, there was no hare, no GM, and no trail to be found by the spies.
Fortunately the GM arrived at 5:58 after the long trek up from F Bukit Timah Road, and circled everyone up. We were sent off out towards the canal, where trail disappeared and f^&*ed the front runners while everyone else went back through the run site and over into the shaggy. Out onto Lentor Avenue and then a little loop in the shaggy before a LONG run along the MRT line all the way to Yishun Avenue 1. Into Bottle Tree Park and across to Lorong Chencharu (we haven’t been there for a while), before we found our way back through a classified route. Finally back to Springleaf Ave where a drink stop was waiting, and then up the hill and home. Good trail hares, long and fast.
Crikey, what did we think of that for a run? Good Run was voted. This was upgraded to Very Good Run due to the absence of Boo.
Stiffy’s Hash Maths. Nope.
Tell us about your on on mate. Beng Heng.
Well what about next week? Big Head has no idea on the location – Stay tuned. There will be a drink stop.
Virgins: – 5 Virgins started but there were only 2 left
Visitors, returnees and other misfits:, Yes there were, but missed their names.
New Member – nope.
Lippy – Rambo received the Lippy, despite pleading innocence on the grounds that he tripped and stumbled forward.
The Tits – No sign of Tits tonight, unfortunately.
The Dick – Shoe Shopper, who seems to have had a lot of Dick recently, thought about giving it to a Virgin for running in thongs (flip flops) but no. Instead, Tiger Lily receives it for failing to see any of the T Checks nor the 4 arrows pointing the way. Can she see the Dick?
Awards-
500 runs – Dances With Kerbs.
200 runs – Sneaky Comer
AOB
· Sneaky Comer, who had been standing with his beer on his head for the past 10 minutes, races in. The Hash may be 40 years old but things are getting more energetic. On a rather long run, the MRT was in sight but the Hare didn’t think to provide runners with a Transit Link card so they could short cut. Instead the Hare bought himself a $150 bike to set the run on! [Ed: the main freakin point of the charge, Cock Radio, was that Croc Hunter felt the need to have a stretch before the run. How long have you been on holiday, mate?]
· Cock Radio, having arrived late, was at the Beer Wagon when he saw the first runner come in. Croc Hunter emerged from the jungle trail with his singlet lathered in sweat. The truth came out that he had been searching for durian.
· Stiff complained of sexual harassment on the run. He was groped by a Harriet. Big Head, charged with groping.
· Sex Change was charged for offering a ride on his bike to Suzee Wong. Which bar was she going to sit on?
· Jack Off had noticed Sneaky Comer standing with his beer on his head for 10 minutes before AOB started, and so he is charged with premature charging.
· Tiger Lily had a virgin charge involving a young girl and Great Balls of Fire. I won’t go into details, suffice to say the young girl is no longer a virgin.
· Gypsy comes to the defence of Sneaky Comer, and tells us that his beer was actually stuck to his head and he couldn’t get it off. A demonstration is given by Gypsy who then leaves the Circle with a beer stuck to his head.
· Cock Radio had a peaceful meal in a Sembawang Coffee Shop on Tuesday night upset by a disturbance coming from a coffee shop over the road. On going over to inspect, he was promptly greeted by Virginia Slim and the rest of the Seletar boys, sat on ice and copped ‘all Australians are born illegitimate.’
· Sneaky tells us that the Seletar Anniversary weekend was very energetic and draining. He arranged to meet with a group of visitors [Ed: returnees Lynx and Touch my Stuff] later on but they fell asleep. Not a reflection on Sneaky’s company???
· Kamala charges Blood Shit with giving her false information on the trail – the advice he gave her was definitely not the shortest way to the drink stop!
On on on to Beng Heng
Scribed by Cock Radio.
History Moment
Our founder, Caryl Gurney (Mrs G) was at Interhash and passes on her regards. On hearing there are about 30 “Associate Members”, she retorted that “oh, no, we can’t have that” (editor’s note: too many, in the old days men were carefully restricted on a quota system). And as for men scribing etc, that is an absolute no no. So all you men, f&*k off, and ladies, pick up your pencils. Caryl plans and hopes to attend the 2,000th run celebration in October 2011.