Kan the Kobra Birthday Run
Harding Lane
Circle Report by Deep Throat
Visitors Down Down
Run Verdict: Mixed Opinion – too long, too short, too hilly, too muddy but finally all agreed that it was a Good Run
Next Weeks Run : Cactus Road, National Day Run by Boo, Quickie & Father Anus.
LipStick for Bill, Ed & Bullet Head
Tits : Not around
Dick: Not available
AOBs by:
GM Shoe Shopper to Father Anus for commenting that he misses her unique voice
Wet Pet to Croc Hunter for asking her for direction and then drove off without offering her a lift to the run site.
Legolas to our beer man (croc hunter’s partner in crime) Legolas got bitten by mosquitos and he offered her some medicine. She suggested naming him Medicine Man
GM Shoe Shopper perfumed the Naming Ceremony for our beer man now known as Medicine Man
More AOBs
Mother Tongue to Icibawasan and Kan the Cobra : something about showing her a zig zag route, everything was lost in translation (I will need 5 pieces of paper to write this charge)
Deep Throat to Mother Tongue : for the long story she told in the earlier charge and to keep her future charge story to no more than 3 sentences.
Tiger Lily to Deep Throat : For telling her that I can only swallow if it is hard. ( thanks Tiger lily for twisting that story!)
Wet Patch to Shoe Shopper : For asking a dumb question: where does nest lives while they were visiting Loch Ness, Scotland. Loch Ness of course!
Kannot Kan to Tiger Lily,Shoe Shopper , Ad Nauseum & Wet Patch for asking him for directions when he is not the hare.
Not Tonight to Kannot Kan for shouting on on in the wrong direction.
Shoe Shopper to Kan the Cobra : Happy Birthday to Kan the Cobra
Legolas to Michelle aka O.T.T F for coming in 3rd out of 72hashers in the ball breakers run.
The circle ends with the call from GM Shoe shopper to sing a farewell song for Legolas