National Day Run
Boo, Quickie, and Father Anus
Cactus Drive
SH3 – Run 1937 Circle Report by Wet Patch
“I’m guilty, I don’t really read the reports that often” – Wet Thong
Thus encouraged, I readily agreed to the GM’s request to scribe.
An excellent run covered in exactly one hour by the FRBs whilst Wet ‘n’ Ready brought home a group of 8 at around quarter to eight; her excuse being that she hadn’t run for a couple of months – one had to wonder how long it had been for the others… Desperation arrived at 7.55 and was told that it was too late to pay guest fees but it was nice to see her again.
The GM called us to circle at 7.59 (not a moment too soon) and the hares were brought in to cries of ‘Good Run’ – thanks once again Boo and Father Anus. On On was next door with the usual Chinese fare for S$12. Here’s to the hares
Next week’s run: Cock Radio at Sembawang Park.
Lipstick: Shirley Temple. ‘You are a naughty boy, aren’t you! said the GM
Visitors: Too numerous to mention all but guest fees gratefully received. A motley crew indeed – why were they born so beautiful. Desperation came is as a returnee and was duly greeted by the usual refrain for being well endowed.
Dick n Tits MIA but hope to be back next week.
AOB
Boo charges Stiffy for having no colour sense on the National Day run. The green shirt is not a shit colour but a timely reminder that Singapore now has a global outlook (red, blue and now green giving it the full spectrum of light ).
Virginia Slim reminded us that green was considered for the flag but was felt to be too Islamic. Singaporeans then atoned for this by having their anthem in Malay. All citizens please be upstanding for Majulah Singapura.
Handbag requested that 3 Singaporeans modify their travelling behaviour (Boo, Quickie, Father Anus). Can pedestrians please use the pavements provided; can the cyclists not ride on the wrong side of the road; would all drivers please turn off their fog lights – there isn’t any fog in Singapore.
Not Tonight observed that Stiff and Stiffy were in intense conversation when the former lunged towards the latter’s shorts and pulled out……a banana. “How big was it?” wondered the GM.
Jack-Off was watching Shirley temple struggling with his briefs after showering and couldn’t get into them – ST claimed he grabbed the wrong briefs. He’s all right….
Bloodshit enjoyed the competition of Jig-a-Jig, King Lear and Phoney Dick on the hash and they duly led the pack with their blinding speed. Just before the finish, however, they were caught by those shortcutting bastards, Tiger Lily and Shirley Temple. Here’s to the athletes.
Bullet head noted that this might be the first time we’ve had three generations on the hash – on in Matriach Kamala.
Slocum call in Jack Off and Shirley temple (who now was looking a bit pissed) and noted that she said “it’s not very big” which Slocum thought was a bit rude until he realised she was talking about the shower….
Stiffy Double Back arrived without her own shoes – perhaps feeling a little relived until Quickie offered hers. Oh f**k. She ought to be….
Phoney Dick Why hadn’t DB learned to speak properly on her holidays?
Handbag called in Kamala’s descendants for getting lost so close to home.
Stiffy calls in the 55+ generation noting that those who were still working lost two years lifespan for every additional year worked – according to this news report. (So you should be dead by now Stiffy?).
Kamala noted that Bullet Head was a true gentleman looking after 5 ladies on the run – what has he got cos’ the rest of the boys all want some (I’m not shaving my head).
Hoo Ray reminded us that it was not 9/8 but 4/8 so we should be celebrating International men’s Day. Handbag noted it was also Gay Pride day.
Father Anus noted that Tiger Lily breaks all the checks in a rather unconventional manner (we haven’t noticed her breaking any checks, have we?). She does it by putting down perfume…..hmmm!
The GM brought the circle to a close at 8.31 PM.