The ‘Just 500 Metres From Last Week’s Run Site’ Run .
Shoe Shopper and Wet Patch.
The Run
Mmm, that canal looks familiar. Across the bridge to the other side, only to strike a T Check. There’s Wet Pet standing by the bushes, back the opposite direction, so up to him I ran. But he just thought that was a good place to stand, Cunning Hare. Anyway, eventually into the bush for a Circle in a nice clearing. We spent a good 10 minutes looking forward to a trail that would come out near Dover MRT. But no, it was on back.
Eventually we crossed Clementi Rd, following the canal then crossing over a bridge for a well hidden T that we all missed. Back we go, and why cross the canal on a nice modern concrete bridge when you can cross it by an ancient, dilapidated, condemned, rickety old railway bridge full of holes that threatened to devour Hashers if they took one false step.
Along a drain off Sunset Way and then up onto the old railway track. A slippery, steep exit up an embankment led us back out onto Clementi Rd, which we crossed. A Circle Check then led to something I have never experienced before – Fat Crashing Bastard finding the trail and calling for a woman. Amazing.
It was then into a wooded area for some nice trails that brought us out to the big canal. Down the steps into the canal and left went the front runners. Boo said no way, it will be to the right. Comes Quietly wasn’t so sure and suggested trail could go left. However, our mind was made up when we watched Shaggy Dick 2 go around a large fallen tree in the canal and immediately bend over, thus indicating he was hiding because he had come to a T check. So off to the right we went, following Boo, back over Ulu Pandan Rd and headed for home. Well done Hares, a fine run! Not as good as the run 2 weeks ago, but nice try!
The Circle: The GM called the Hares in, to the reply of ‘You are in.’ Good Run was the verdict.
Tell us about your On On: BBQ back at our place said the Hares, free beer. Very good run then.
Next week’s run: End of Yishun Ave 1, by the dam wall, Father Anus.
Visitors: , Banana in Public, Stiff, Little Stiff, Dominic, Desperate House Wife, Jiggy Jig, Knee Trembler and possibly others. Why were they born so beautiful………
Virgins: Rick and Lali. How did you enjoy losing your virgin status on the run, asked the GM. A little awkward was the reply from Rick. This brought both Father Anus and FCB into the Circle to make appropriate comments.
Returnees: A pregnant Prick In Hand. As this will be her 3rd baby since she left us, maybe her name is no longer appropriate, as it is clear the prick has been in other places beside the hand.
Lipstick: Cock Radio and Mr. Potato Head were deemed guilty.
Tits: The Tits have taken a trip to Shanghai with Maggot for the week.
Dick: Having narrowed down the run the Dick went missing on, and having a list of the members in attendance who were possible suspects, the guilty one comes forward. Stiff! He sheepishly says he will go and get it.
20 minutes later, during AOB, Stiff gave the Dick away. It is always wise to do some stretching after a run. However, it is not so wise to do a stretch that requires you to balance on one leg with the other leg up on a railing if you have poor balance. Ayam Zinking was observed falling over as he stretched. Help, Ayam Falling.
Subs are overdue so pay up before Wet Pet and Singaporn rip your bloody arms precious parts off.
Awards – nil
AOB
· Fat Crashing Bastard was indulged in some kwisine cwisine quisine cooking talk with Loose Change when he was corrected on the Belgian beer he was adding to hid dish was not beer, it was lager. Give the beer konisseur connisser expert a note.
· Stiffy wonders if Singaporn should be allowed to drive on Singapore roads as it seems she still thinks she is France. While running on the incorrect side of the path tonight, she had a head on collision and knocked an 8 year old off his scooter.
· Mr. Potato Head saw Tiger Lily not moving at her usual quick and reckless pace. Crossing the old rickety railway bridge, she was treading very wearily because she was scared of falling through and plummeting into the canal. Mr. Potato Head suggested that she was not that skinny. (Besides, her large boobs would have stopped her –CR)
· Wet Patch had an unusual experience at the back of the pack while sweeping. He discovered that a nature study class takes place each week. ‘Look at the new shoots on that fallen tree,’ ‘Listen, is that a yellow-billed finch?’ ‘Look at the lovely moss on that tree,’ and so on. Sign up for Slippery Bum’s Guided Nature Tours.
· Sex Change also saw something he had never seen before on the Hash – A Launching! Knee Trembler was having trouble getting up a slippery embankment. Seeing her predicament, Black Member seized her around the body and launched her into space. She landed at the top of the hill with knees trembling.
· Cock Radio needed the assistance of a Black Member launching at one stage. On going up the slippery embankment, I was unfortunate to have Plunger in front of me. Losing traction, he then plunged backward with his rear end dangerously close to my face. I needed Black Member to give him a launching into space too.
· Deep Throat observed Singaporn showering and changing discretely behind a car. Until the car drove off, exposing our modest French gal and almost giving us some real Singapore Porn!
· Handbag was at the Lion City D&D Committee Meeting last night, when the Chairperson suddenly called a halt to proceedings and dashed off to the bathroom. Result of a dodgy curry? No, Deep Throat had broken a fingernail. ( Lion City D&D, Nov 27th, Tanglin Club. Stay tuned for further details –CR)
· Not Tonight welcomes back Zipp and Gypsy, noting that by the look of her hair, Zipp has become a Buddhist Monkess. No said someone, she is just imitating her husband.
· Ugly Bum and Ad Naseum, the late comers, are given a late charge.
On on to a fine BBQ, where we proceeded to eat and drink Shopper and Wet Parch out of home. Handbag was even seen seen tucking into a bowl of cornflakes and Chang Beer. Is my steak ready yet Wet Patch?
Scribed by Cock Radio.