The ‘Breast Awareness Cancer Awareness ‘Run
Suzee Wong & Loose Change & Pubic Zipp
St George’s Church car park, end of Minden Rd.
The Run
Quite a good turn out gathered for this run, giving the cause good support. No doubt it was going to be quite a firm run as well. The Hares, quite a fine pair they were too, gave us a few pointers, told us not to dawdle or we would need to turn our headlights on, and with a shout of ‘On on tits way this way,’ we were off. Gypsy ran well early on, keeping abreast of most of the Pack. Shaggy Dick 2 was amongst it too, hoping for some hands on experience.
Turn right into Tanglin smelt like a T check, and received only sagging support from the wiser runners. Sure enough, it was on back down into Orchard Rd. Trail was a little hard to find in the Cuppage area, and out of natural instinct, Shaggy decided to cross the road and try an area tried and tested for it’s supply of breasts, Orchard Towers. Sure enough, as usual, he did pick up something there. Fortunately Gypsy told him to leave it alone, it was the home trail he had picked up. So back over and head towards Borders.
Traffic Lights at Orchard Boulevard allowed the pack to reunite, and there was an exchange of money raising bags. Not sure if Goody Bag was exchanged too. Basically the next few kms involved the FRB’s sprinting down Orchard Rd, dodging, bullying, harassing and scaring the pants off shoppers, making them easy targets for those behind with the money bags to collect donations from.
Takashimiya whizzed past, until finally it was time to cross over to the other side of Orchard Rd. Back past Lucky Plaza, take the underground to cross Scotts Rd., past the Thai Embassy and onto Orchard Towers. SD2 and myself automatically went to run up the entrance steps, but Posh Nash was having none of that and kept on going straight. At this stage, I sort of lost a bit of momentum, and while the others headed up Nassim Rd to a drink stop, I kept going straight to Rd, trying not to look back at Orchard Towers. A bit of a ramble through the Botanical Gardens, back up Minden Rd to the beer wagon.
Well done Hares, a good run. Back in about an hour. Not as good as the run 11 weeks ago, but nice try!
The Circle:
So, what did we think of that for a run? ‘Breast run of the week’ received firm support. Very uplifting. And titillating.
Tell us about your On On: Lenny and her breasts. Chicken of course.
Next week’s run: Halloween. Dress up or else. It’s the men running the show, so ladies, look out. Dress up prizes.
Visitors: 19 altogether, way too many for me to list.
Virgins: Liz, who carried a money bag and proceeded to get lost on Orchard Rd.
Returnees: Pubic Zipp.
Lipstick: later
Tits: Maggot loves it when people give you charges before the run even starts. Sneaky Comer had no running shirt. However, this act of foolishness was surpassed at the end of the run by a female who had forgotten her underwear and bra, and was caught yelling out to her husband to borrow his underwear. Well done Kan the Cobra, take the Tits, even if you haven’t got a bra for them.
Dick: Shaggy Dick 2 observed Posh Nash attempting a suicidal Scotts Road crossing against the lights. Dancing with traffic, take the Dick.
Awards – Suzee Wong, 200 runs. Wow, she’s been framed.
AOB
· Suzee Wong received a nice frame, but In and Out turned to me and said ‘My dick won’t fit in that.’
· Freeloader then attempted a Circle hijack.
Charge 1to the Hares for taking us down Orchard Rd but not allowing any shopping opportunities.
Charge 2 to Singaporn for spilling her wine.
Charge 3 to the Hares again for not having a beer stop in Orchard Towers.
Charge 4 to Wet and Wild and Lost Marbles for taking on cars instead of footpaths.
· In and Out comes in. Slack Arse, who had a money bag and who I saw soliciting in front of Orchard Towers, said he wasn’t use to begging for money. Unless it was for sex.
· Ugly Bum then came in and gave Freeloader a tongue lashing about points of order in the Circle. You’ve been told. Don’t do it again.
· Ugly Bum also was confused about the status of Pubic Zipp and Herr Zipp. Maybe they were unsure too, as they came in as both a returnee and a visitor.
· Loose Change charged Ad Naseum and Big Head for not running, instead opting to go to Muddy Murphys. Ah, but they did get all the drunk men to put lots of money in the bag. Well done guys.
· Bloodshit saw Kan the Cobra, Indecent Exposure and Deep Throat in Orchard Towers looking to get a bit of money. But how girls?? And how did Bloodshit see them? Obviously he was in there too.
· Hooray, who obviously reads the run report, noticed a spelling mistake last week. It was mentioned that SD2 had a prostrate problem, when it should have been prostate. Ok, I got it arse around, so to speak. I will write it out 10 times for homework.
· Not Tonight wanted to head towards Cuppage to look for the drink stop, but Deep Throat said that was too far.
· Mother Tongue saw Ad Naseum pick up a beautiful girl, justifying it on the grounds that he was collecting money. Sure sure.
· Father Anus lent Ad Naseum some flip flops after one run. Ad Naseum was grateful, promising Father Anus to return them the following week. 10 weeks later, here is Ad Naseum still with the flip flops and wearing them at the Circle.
· Black Member then asked Father Anus where he was last week? In Australia on holiday. Well then Father Anus, you should be aware what we Aussies call flip flops. So you lent Ad Naseum your thongs.
· Stiffy charges your scribe for writing something cheeky about him in the report 2 weeks ago. Probably he deserved.
· However, Sneaky Comer is straight in and tells Stiffy that 2 weeks ago he actually wrote the run report.
· The GM has found the lipstick and plants it on Hooray.
· Kamala thanks the Hares and Suzee Wong for the shirt design.
· Pubic Zipp is thanked for being the person who introduced the breast cancer awareness run to the Harriets a number of years back.
· Stiffener, who has been around a while now, and is on the Committee, still does not have the run report sent to her. Wet and Wild takes responsibility.
On on to Lenny’s breasts.
Scribed by Cock Radio.
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