Chicks with Dicks Run
Shaggy Dick Too and Maggot
Fort Canning Park
The Circle:
So, what did we think of that for a run? "Too loopy!" "Not enough escalators!" "Absolutely fantastic!" (said by hare, is that allowed?)
Tell us about your On On: Lenny with scary food on site.
Next week’s run: Birthday run for Twin Towers and Zipp, Lorong Sesuai. On on by the pool at Southaven II.
Visitors: lots, way too many to list. (Stiffleena, the hash brew was very slow at serving them drinks one visitor complained – a bit harsh, I thought!)
Virgins: came from California – surprisingly (five or so, apparently).
Returnees: came back after 27 years away and came back just for this run – yeh right!
Sexiest Harriet on the run – Me? No, Too Easy
Scariest Harrier on the run – All of them, but Mummy Man just got it
Scariest Harriet in circle – can’t remember
Lipstick: Kan the Kobra, Green tshirt Liz, Cybil, Tiger Lily, Jack Off, Dripping Wet
Tits: Wet and Wild says Shaggy shouldn’t wear such tight knickers, his brain was out of focus and he mistook Kan the Kobra for Kannot Kan.
Dick: Shoe Shopper was looking after Shaggy’s dick for him. Then he decided to give it to Kan the Kobra because she wanted a dick and had never had one – apparently! So Shaggy gave it to her!
AOB
· Boo charged Dripping Wet for asking her hare husband, Maggot, for a shortcut and being the loving husband he is he directed her down the side road straight to a T check!
· FCB charged Stiff for commenting on Stiffner’s sexy slimy outfit (a skeleton suit) by saying "Have you lost weight, darling?" The asaid outfit then turned out to have a hole in the rear end which apparently Stiff enjoys!
· Hooray charged the Brits for calling the Aussie PM a "Ginger rodent!"
· Wet Patch brought Suzie Wong and Loose Change in and congratulated them on raising $2,800 for Breast Cancer – Fantastic!
· Jack Off was sick of being laughed at for her funny running shoes so was happy to see lots of the visitors wearing them tonight – however the visitors obviously enjoy running in their five fingers so much they didn’t stop for the circle!
· FCB wondered why Nut Scrater was wearing a 1970′s Esso tiger’s tail when his dad works for Shell?
· Suzie Wong, Feather Lite, Deep Throat and Phoney Sex were all charged for having their own private party
· Maggot charged Jack Off as she was the only one silly enough to run to Espanade – must be something to do with the shoes
· Kan the Kobra created atmosphere with her spooky singing latern
· Lastly Stiffleena was charged for being too slow at serving AGAIN! but Shaggy did comment on how quiet Stiffleena had been all night – hooray! Looks like we have a new hash brew.
On on to Lenny’s delicious food: Pumpkin soup and garlic bread, Cottage pie, Fish pie, Melon.
Scribed by Wet Brazilian