The The ‘Stiff Brazilian Tonight’ Run.
Hares: Stiffy, Not Tonight, Wet Brazilian
Pepys Road
The Circle:
So, what did we think of that for a run? “Very long!” “Good checks!”
Next week’s run: Posh Nash & Wet Brazilian, Chinese Gardens.
Visitors: lots!
Lipstick: I am Zinking, Maggot, Hooray, Colin?, Wet Patch
Tits: Were at home with Cock Radio (having fun I hope)
Dick: Not one person at the hash had a dick (need I say more!)
Awards – nope
AOB
· Mr Potato Head charges theme was “sound and vision”
o Pubic Zip was in SCP on Monday cycling and was so deaf and blind she didn’t see Mr Potato Head waving and shouting her name
o Shoe Shopper and Tiger Lily were blind front runners, both heard saying “I can’t see anything”
o Shoe Shopper was also deaf as had left music on in her car and didn’t even realize it.
· SloCum – called in a couple of beautiful young ladies, Not Tonight and Wet Brazilian, for the last long, long T check (Not Tonight’s fault really!!) Stiffy called in too as he got it wrong (believe it or not). He said nobody would be stupid enough to go down the steps to that T check, but they did!
· Not Tonight – charged Wet Brazilian for having a sore bottom (a bit harsh I think!)
· FCB – charged Wet Brazilian (again!) for taking him on a loop
· Belcher – charged FCB for having a strange mind as he was heard saying “I’ve never seen so many stairs since I was lying naked in Harrod’s Food Hall” yep, definitely strange.
· Stiffy – charged Tiger Lily for being a front runner and going around the cable cars and then on hearing someone behind her shout “on, on!” she looped back a second time – “Loopy Lou!”
· Wet Patch – charged SloCum who has lived in SG for 12 years and so has been driving in SG for 12 years and still took a zillion times to reverse into parking space – in, out, in, out and then he left the front sticking out in the hopes that Boo would crash into it and he could claim insurance!
· FCB – had some news – he had discovered his Willy! (About time I say). He had also learnt how women think (as if!) Using Shaggy Dick as his not so glamorous assistant he got Shaggy to try to catch some seeds he dropped – Shaggy was unsuccessful I hasten to add. This demonstrate how Too Easy had given him two Viagra pills yesterday instead of one, but had forgot to tell him there were two, so of course he dropped one! Well the Law of Probability states that Men have no chance against women! Too Easy was brought in.
· Stiffy – charged the Aussies (Black Member, Maggot, Wet Thong) because the beer sponsors of the Aussie cricket team have promised to give all Australians free beer if Australia wins the Ashes – As if that is going to happen!
· Hooray – charged Stiff, Mr Airplane Man, for all the problems with Quantas lately – Kangaroo Airlines!
· Black Member – charged Tiger Lily, as the Japanese apparently call Quantas – C#nt Ass (close I suppose)
· Wet Patch – called Suzie Wong in because even though she spends her days travelling around Singapore shows people homes she still can’t tell the difference between Kent rRdge Park and Mount Faber!
· Shoe shopper – charged Shaggy Dick for being pervy by smelling her towel after she had used it to dry herself (Good charge!)
· Virginia announced that a few tickets for the Thursday hashers’ D and D on Saturday, 20th were available.
On on – First time there has been two choices – the Banana Leaf Indian or Thai food at E Sarn (very tasty!)
Scribed by Wet Brazilian.