Hares: Posh Nash & Wet Brazilian (& consultant Stiffy?)
Chinese Gardens
The Circle:
So, what did we think of that for a run? Posh Nash and Stiffy come into the circle. Good run is the verdict. Stiffy came in with a posh looking wine glass. He had a large one also. (Wine glass).
Next week’s run: Tiger Lily is next weeks Hare. The run is at Toh Tuck Terrace. (Ed or Eng Kong Terrace, same thing).
Visitors: There was a virgin in the midst. He was asked if he enjoyed his first time and apparently he did. Jurassic Dick, I am Zinking and Faulty Towers were also visitors. Fawlty Towers was showering and didn’t come to Wet and Wilds calls of Basilllllllllll.
It was noticed that Loose Change stood herself very close to the virgin when he went back to the circle.
Croc Hunter and Basket Case were called into the circle. Last week these guys worked on a public holiday for us. They were given red packets.
Tits: No tits to be seen tonight.
Awards – Wet & Wild called Indecent Exposure into the circle for 400 runs. Armless and Indecent Exposure are going to Germany to retire. Indecent Exposure was given a pewter name card holder for her cards that will read – Indecent Exposure retiree. Wet & Wild was embarrassed to ask the engraver to write the name. Apparently he had quite a chuckle and is still laughing. You should have asked him to the hash Wet & Wild. He would have a stitch in his side if he thought that was funny!
Lipstick: Who ran in front tonight? We found lipstick!
So many naughty boys tonight! Shaggy Dick, Jurassic Dick, Mr Potato Head, Maggot, I am Zinking and Father Anus. Naughty, Naughty boys!
Dick: Kan Not Kan has the dick and he resembles a cow tonight wearing a white top with large black spots and an udder on the top. Someone should have borrowed his camera to take a picture as it was a classic look. A well matched outfit to wear with a dick on your head.
Wet and Ready is a candidate for forgetting the dick. Posh Nash was a candidate for breaking all checks at the start of the run.
Tiger Lily was a candidate. Her transport was found on the beer truck’s roof tonight! Who thinks cow man with an udder on his head should keep the dick? There were cries of moo moooooo.
Somehow poor uncle Basket Case got the dick.
AOB
· Fat Crashing Bastard asks Too Easy to come into the circle. Too Easy was late back tonight. Fat Crashing Bastard was concerned about what had happened to her. Apparently she went on a T check up the top of a pagoda in The Chinese Gardens. I am Zinking told Fat Crashing Bastard that he went up after her. Just because her name is Too Easy doesn’t mean you have to take advantage of her! I am Zinking replied, “Don’t worry I didn’t go all the way up”. Here’s to half cock!
· Fawlty Towers on in for visitors drink. This time fully dressed and came to the call of Basillllllllllllllll.
· Loose chance charged Fawlty Towers because he got his licence to drink in Dubai recently. Loose Change told us that this was exciting as he doesn’t get much over there. I wonder how Loose Change knows such things!
· Black Member comes into the circle and asks Shaggy Dick if he is a balls or an arse man. Loose change leans over my shoulder and said to me, “I thought it was tits or legs”. Apparently Shaggy Dick is an arse man now because he put his shorts on back to front tonight and the pockets were at his ass enabling him to give it a good scratch. I think there is a hasher somewhere called Itchy Bum.
· The Americans were asked to come into the circle for Thanksgiving. They were shown a picture of a turkey and were asked what it does for them. One American replied that it makes him hard! Another one said, “It looks like a turkey.” Apparently if you show guest a turkey before it goes into the oven it will make them feel very calm. Thanks for that tip! I think it came from Fat Crashing Bastard.
· Birthday Girl. Tomorrow it is Posh Nash’s birthday. Happy birthday Posh Nash!
· Fat Crashing Bastard received a special red book with a white cross in his letter box. The book is about serious medical conditions and knowing where to go so a medical man was needed in the circle. The Velcro Twin man was asked to come into the circle. Question – If you have aches and pains – Where do you go to your GP or straight to hospital? Hmmmmmmmmm GP. If you have a loss of consciousness? Hmmmmmmmmmmmm difficult for him to make a decision on this one he finally says, “hospital”. What about a mozzie bite? GP. NO HOSPITAL! Everyone needs one of these books so they know exactly what to do.
· Stiffy was asked to come into the circle. Rumour has it that he is not looking for another job. He was standing where you put your card in tonight because the barrier wasn’t going up unless you put the card in manually. Father Anus, Boo and Suzie Wong all said, “Why the fuck isn’t the barrier going up?”
· Kamela. Where is Stiffy? Stiffy drew arrows to turn this way and that. What a tricky man he is. Kamela was suspicious of these arrows. She followed the arrows with Not Tonight but didn’t get home! Not sure how she got to do the charge but she was there!
On on on.
Scribed by Lethal Weapon.