Farewell Run
Hares: Black Member, Wet Thong
Toa Payoh
The Run
Well, a severe storm wiped out 99.9% of the trail, thus ensuring the Hares would leave on a wet note. Interestingly, here we are at another Islamic Centre Car Park – do the Hares have religious contacts?
Most runners got to a Circle Check at the top of a hill in a park, and this time it was confusion that reigned. Runners scattered in all directions trying to pick up trail. Most managed to do a scenic (?) tour of Toa Payoh/Braddell and managed to get back safely in an hour without having even seen trail.
A grand total of 5 actually managed to find trail and were led to the drink stop. Miraculously Boo was one of them.
As this is the Hares farewell run, and it’s sort of hard to describe the run, I thought I would throw in a few quotes from the evening.
· ‘Bugger of a run, I had to do the whole bloody run because Not Tonight was the lead woman.’ Stiffy.
· ‘Ha ha, I watched Boo and Maggot heading off into the distance in the direction of East Coast at the Circle Check.’ Sneaky Comer, before he discovered they were 2 of the 5 who managed to run the whole trail.
· ‘Oh shit!’ Black Member when told by FCB that Croc Hunter still had 2 sets of car keys just before the Circle and feared he would have to go back out on a search and rescue.
· ‘Where’s the Anchor Beer?’ Virginia Slim.
· ‘Bloody rain.’ Black Member.
· ‘F#*king rain.’ Wet Thong.
· ‘Praise to Allah Aqbal Kelvinator!’ Shaggy Dick 2 and Right Royal Tit.
· ‘Like what?’ Shoe Shopper, when I asked if she wanted to say something about the run.
· ‘You bastard.’ Tiger Lily to Kan Not Kan when she discovered he sent her the wrong way.
· ‘Where the f#*k was the drink stop?’ Mr. Potato Head.
· ‘Short cutters.’ Hoo Ray.
· ‘How do you get out of the car park?’ Loose Change & Deep Throat after doing 6 loops and giving up.
· ‘Speak English’ Boo.
The Circle:
Well done Hares, a good run. Back in a bit over the hour, partly due to a drink stop. Not as good as the run 13 weeks ago, but nice try!
So, what did we think of that for a run? Good Run (s!) ‘Where is the drink from the drink stop?’
Tell us about your On On: A la carte, other end of the car park. Korean, Indian, American, Italian. Just follow the trail.
Next week’s run: Mr. Potato Head, Fort Canning Park.
Visitors Mark, Impossible,Stiff, Vibrator, give or take a couple. And what a welcoming song we gave them!
Virgins: Could not see any amongst that motley lot of guests.
Returnees: Nah.
Lipstick: Boo, Stiffy, Maggot & Fat Crashing Bastard for being the only males to make it to the drink stop.
Tits: Cock Radio remembers a certain Hasher making up his own Hash Name to tell us when he first joined the Harriets. Having just returned from a run with a bit of brown shiggy on his shoes, he told us his name was Brown Foot. And for that bit of a fib, that’s exactly how he ended up being named Black Member instead!
Dick: Sneaky Comer awards the Dick to Boo for finding the drink stop.
Awards – nope
AOB
· Shaggy Dick calls on an Aussie rep, Black Member & Wet Thong are nominated. On Monday, all the Aussies were praying for rain to avoid defeat by the Poms in the cricket. Well, after today’s wash out, seems the rain came 2 days late.
· Wet Thong congratulates the 5 people who made it to the drink stop. However, this has left the drink esky rather full of vodka still, so all those that didn’t make it to the drink stop are called in for a drink.
· Shoe Shopper calls in all the real runners who did the marathon. In they all come, and looking remarkably well and fit. Then we have Heath who competed in a race 3 weeks ago and still can’t run. HTFU lad!
· Sneaky Comer calls in a rep. of the Islamic community, thank you Kan the Cobra. Very kind of her to regularly allow Black Member and Wet Thong to set runs in Mosque Car parks, thus allowing alcohol, semi nudity and coarse language.
· Stiffy tells of a runner who is keen on marathon rituals, especially post run. This Hasher was seen propped up at a bar in Holland Village for 3 days after the race ended.
· Boo charged Stiffy for running after Not Tonight all night just so he could hold his wife’s hand. (I wonder what he has to do for any other pleasures?) And for running behind her all night, he still got Lippy.
· Tiger Lily called in visitor Mark for calling Shoe Shopper (Kaye) Kristine all night. As he likes the name so much, he was therefore officially named ‘Kristine.’
· Hooray congratulated the Hashers who ran the Marathon in around 4 and a half hours and then put in a marathon 10 hour session at the Cricket Club afterwards.
· Kan Not Can charged Deep Throat, Kan the Cobra and Vibrator for loitering around Toa Payoh in the hope they would find a Hash.
· Open to the Floor, who is a fine judge of character, charged Vibrator simply for being an assehole.
· Vibrator retaliates to this slur on his character by accusing Open to the Floor of racing on the Hash and coming in turd.
· Mr. Potato Head comes in for a gloat at the expense of the Aussies. Something about cricket. Thankfully the GM cuts him off and calls ‘on on on.’ Bloody Poms.
On on to a la carte just down the other end of the car park. Follow Loose Change and Deep Throat, the car park experts.
Scribed by CR.